Ask a famous Broadway actor anything

Ask a famous Broadway actor anything.

Who are you

are you a fag?

>famous
>broadway

Question: there is no such thing as a famous broadway actor.
Fuck you.

I'm a huge fan, Mr Patrick Harris! You were great as Hedwig. And you are a credit to the gay community.

why are you so gay?

Someone's never heard of Patti Lupone, I guess.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

RE: are you a fag
Absolutely.
RE: who are you
A famous Broadway actor.

What was it like having sex with Sutton Foster?

>Broadway actor

isn't doing a play and going through the same lines and actions every night for months mind numbingly boring , why would anybody want to do this ?

For some people, yeah- they go through the motions and create an artificial product each night. The way to not get bored is to change your objective from time to time, or even do something as small as a different line reading. You create something new every night, even though it's the same text.

>famous
>Broadway
what's it like being a lesser human being than 14 year olds on Instagram?

Pretty good, considering I make 3k a week.

Sometimes when I'm driving home I go around the block the wrong way. I create a new experience even though I'm going to the same place.

Yeah, only difference is that you don't have 600 people applauding you when you get home.

And has to pay NYC prices

Correct. Because nobody gives a fuck about broadway actors.
That is the point

How does it feel knowing that your art will be dead and replaced by repugnant trash like Hamilton within the next few decades?

Someytimes I jerk it with my other hand. Does thst count?

I hear you're all Aderall addicts. Same with classical musicians. It true?

I'm seeing a few shows next week. Which one are you apart of? Any crazy stories?

Who?

I will when one posts on this board

Is Broadway full of pedophiles?

>famous
>broadway actor

pick one

I bet you have the nicest studio money could buy.

>$3K a week
>times 20 week run
>unemployed the rest

Majored in theatre, always wanted to do Broadway. Went to L.A. to make it, failed, came back to hometown and now teach acting at our local community college.

*slow clap for OP*

True to a certain extent. A lot of coke and drinking. But normally the addicts don't last long enough to sustain 8 shows a week.

Spelled theater wrong faggot libtard

>famous
>Broadway actor
Pick one

I'm even more famous for doing absolutely nothing with my life.

AMA

Is it true broadway actors are absolute faggots?
>so close to quads

kek, back to tapdancing faggot!

So, what's good to see on Broadway?

Pick one, kek.

Add me too.

Mostly, yeah.

Nothing, don't waste your money.

You picked a really shit example.

can i have a few bucks? my wife is leaving me and i need a lawer and shit
paypal is [email protected]

Ha! Poorfag

What's Broadway?