Everyone confess

>Everyone confess.

I'll start.
I have a gf under 18 and I may or may not have participated in a gf nudes thread a few days ago.

i slept with over 100 women and never gone lower than 7/10

I’ve slowly stopped browsing Sup Forums more and more and begun bettering myself as a person.

that is terrible OP you should be ashamed

unrelatedly, can you post some pics of a random girl over 18 from your collection?

not gonna lie I don't have any in my collection other than her. I have a lot of her though.

I had a guy suck me off in his car and then I left him in a parking lot in his car drunk I feel gross

>Confessing to having lots of CP on your computer
You must be pretty dense

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btw im the guys who had real 17 sex slave for two weeks in his student times (from yesterday confess thread)

>missing the point this hard

I had gay sex with a friend of mine, I doubt he really wanted it. Treated him like shit after, now I cut off all ties with him

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I'm also a liar

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New to Sup Forums. I'm gonna get a lot of stuff wrong.

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I'm sexually attracted to this

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I fucked my gf in the woods with a friend just standing there watching. Not really sure what or how to feel but it happened, i was high as shit bear in mind.

nah im not. Had been working for over 10 years in hotels as entertainer / hotel animator.

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not sure if the memory is real but if it is

I got kidnapped
peed on
humped/forced oral

by my previous rapist and his new friends

I think this may have been an act as revenge as the last time I saw him he wanted me to pee in his mouth so when I did he chocked on it and I laughed really hard at him

hadn't seen em for years before this sudden gangrape

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Is animating hotels like animating anything else, or are they so different that they require an entirely separate title? Also do you use blender or maya to animate them?

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Gay

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>not sure if the memory is real
dude
this makes me feel worse than the second part
imagine not being able to trust your own memories
I have something like a 15% error rate and that blows. I can't imagine being in your position. Then again I would have never been in the position leading up to the gangrape, either.

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My job has had me make some adolescent boys strip naked and expose different body parts for inspection. They looked embarrassed so I tried to let them keep some modesty, but my colleagues didn't do anything to help that.

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What kind of job could that possibly be?

>be me
>scandinavian woman
>can't stop getting filled with black men
Can't wait to have a caramel baby. Sorry white boys.

i know I wish I could get kevin and his freinds story

but I didn't know those kids cause I blocked that memory out like the very next day

I couldn't even remember he was my rapist

Corrections officer

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Middle school nurse on penis inspection day.

He means: post pics of ur girl

I always hated penis inspection day. The nurse didn't do it though, I had to get taken out of school by my uncle to do it.

I can't imagine I could get away with that

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this

im relating to Sup Forums less and less and everything i read just looks like trolling

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Threw rotten eggs at my ex's boyfriend when he wasn't looking.

I'm not 18 either. In fact she's 7 months older than me.

The absolute worst is if you were called for penis inspection during zero period. You could feel how cold and clammy the nurses hands were even through the latex gloves.

funny guy you are..actually i would recommend this work to everyone who want to get laid a lot with minimal effort. If you know basic sports and have no problem in doing stupid shit making people laught the work is perfect. Also easy if u like barely legal teens as they are the most interested in having sex more than adults.

rober martin, 19, hanmden, maine, rapist/pedophile, 207/ 949/ 8155

Penis inspection day was the first time I saw my friends' dicks all out.

>basic sports
Well looks like I can't do this

probably half of members here are kisless virgines who would like to get laid and they literally pay for everything > plane, acomodation, food and you get like 600E to it. If you go to 3 star hotels you have also drinks for free and in every pub they give you discoutnt because you bring guests (and the always buy you everything because ohh you are so funny). Most times you end on a beach with a girl and for a week you have a sex friend. After week everything starts from beginning

op?

Yeah that's me

I get laid, just very very seldomly. Can't purchase alcohol anyways.

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bump

I want to suck a dick but I'm not attracted to guys at all

Father forgive me for I have sinned, it has been 456 since I've come to confession and these are my sins.
Father, I have committed adultery.
What must I do for forgiveness?

I like it when my wife ties me up and whips me with a belt.

kek
it wasn't just dicks

Hello plebbit

Most Sup Forumstards will say
>you want to suck a dick because you *are* attracted to guys
But really:
>you don't want to suck a dick, you watch too much porn.

I'm so glad Spiderman is here. Maybe /b isn't dead after all

Post her if you're dumb enough to you ogre

What else?

>This excited to be a single mom

Just repent and promise to confess more frequently

I beat off onto my dogs muzzle when I was in my mid teens

...nice....

I am pretty notoriously stupid but I don't want to get in any trouble. If I could get away with it I'd do it.

Forwarded to Sup Forums's admin. Screenshot and reported to FBI too.

zoinks

this girl is being raped www dot facebook dot com slash profile.php?id=100017846683035

says user not found

i wish that was the case... it seems like its just 3 guys talking to themselves on here

Same here i can't remember if i was raped by a friend or not

So do you forget because it was very traumatic and you don't want to remember, or for some other reason?

I learned and use sign language when I'm in public just to avoid having to talk or interact with people.

Maybe you are right and i dont to remember

I wouldn't want to remember something like that. especially if it were a friend.

interesting.

I think I might have raped a friend when I was very drunk one time. I have some memories.

I don't want to ask her in case it didn't happen. she hasn't ever mentioned it to me.

Yea

i got used by some teens when i was on tenerife. Got probably rape pill in the drink in one of the clubs and went to the beach as i felt sick. I remember some young girl taking my pants of and playing wit my dick and taking selfies etc.. not sure if there was anything more

teens not teen sry

im a virgin
i steal, a lot
i piss out my window into my neighbours garden

the community i helped create on here now hates me and only cares about lewdness when it was originally created just to talk to people and make friends.

help me obi-wan kenobi you're my only hope

Fuck you moot

same here

Yeah man, I'm a budding cleptomaniac myself. On black friday last year me and my friend stole 2 2ds's and a bunch of games for it. I still have it and I use it all the time.

post kik op

Ok? I'll have to download it. Why do you need it?

the other day i added up the cost of everything i've stolen if i would of bought it.
it came to 2.3 mill
most of it was games, and tv's, and consoles


and jewellery

for friendship, obviously.

jakmassaker

I used to sneak into my older brother's room and play with his dick while he was "asleep."

Of course I know he was actually awake for most/all of this. He just pretended to be asleep for plausible deniability. After the first couple times, he started going to bed nude, and sleeping on his back. It was mostly just jerking and sucking him off. I tried sitting on it and riding him a few times, but he's pretty big and I could never handle it long enough to make him cum that way.

We never talked about it or anything... the closest we ever came to acknowledging it out loud was sometimes when we had the house to ourselves, he'd sometimes tell me he was going to take a "nap", which was his way of indirectly signalling that he wanted me in there 5 minutes later.

things that have never happened