This guy slaps your gf's ass and calls you a bitch.
What do you do?
This guy slaps your gf's ass and calls you a bitch.
What do you do?
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Humbly pay him in steroids to leave us alone.
shoot him in the face
this is why guns are great
Grab him on his dick and call him a pussy...it worked on Terry Crews he's still crying about it like a little pussy.
Tell him that watch makes him look like a faggot.
Punch his face then hope the cops show up before bashes me to death.
slap him back and let him chase me around 15 or 20 feet until he passes out
bodybuilders like that typically have no stamina
Shoot him with a .22 short in the side, watch him fall to the ground, begin to weep, and beg me "don' hurt me no mo, boss!!"
"Have a nice day, Roscoe. Remember the lesson you learned today now, y'hear?"
Make fun of his cheap ass G-shock watch.
>redneck fantasies
I bet you twirl your gun in front of a mirror and practice what you're gonna say when you finally get to exercise your right to stand your ground
Remind him of his father that left him when he was a child
My career chose was becoming a cop, so he doesn't stand a chance.
invite him to destroy my gf ass
Tell him my girl is into men who can hold down a job, pay taxes, speak in complete sentences, and don’t want to “ax” anyone a question.
Run in circles until he's tired. After about a minute, its all eye pokes and nut shots. I trane UFC so i know to gameplan
>mfw
honestly just shoot him and claim self defense
Thats my boi kali so id probably let it pass
Turn around and let him grab mine
His body n arms are strong not his chin
I would stab him in the neck with my pocket knife. And then rape the puncture wound until he dies.
>get big
shame on all of you for not respecting kali muscle.
slit his throat for the disrespect
Give him a paper cut
I'd say, "Hey fuck you big nigger I ain't no cuck" and then I'd take him down with a combination of brazilian jujitsu and krag maga.
>pull down his pants
>slap him in the nuts
>get in his face and ask
>you sure you wanna ride this train, boi?
Shoot for a single leg. My wrestling isn't amazing, but I do have a brown belt in BJJ
>My career chose
report him to security and tell them he tried to rape my girlfriend and also steal my wallet
also checked
Suckk his dickk
>The only correct answer.
Kali Muscle would never do such a thing because hes a respectable natty body builder who makes videos promoting self-improvement and motivates people to do their best in life
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Love you Kali Muscle, got your back on the internet
kali muscle is literally streaming playing fortnite right now
I'm an internet alpha male so I would turn my MAGA hat backwards and punch his face. Next while he is on the floor grasping his face I will shove my thumb in his ass to humble him. Finally I would do a most muscular pose and walk away.
quads have spoken
Shoot him to death
Take a shit on his shoes
Blow a fucking hole in his nigger head with my 45. Good to have a chl here in Texas.
Inject my death serum into any one of those bulging veins.
I live in America so walk away and let the cops kill him
>krag
enjoy prison
get real
Teleport behind him then turn around 360 degrees and walk away.
drink some hyphy mud and knock his ass out
Not worry cuz hes legit a gay pornstar
Kick out his knee while my gf claws out his eyes. Drag her away & call the cops. Laugh at him in court while gf testifies about the attempted rape
Ask him a math question and then watch the paralysis spread.
He needs to trim that bush
krabs maga
Are there witnesses?
Shoot his arse.
compete to become his main bitch. He's alpha and i love that
Eventually yeah, but if there are witnesses? You're better off swallowing your pride and discretely following him till he's alone. Then you just need to kill him and get rid of the body at the nearest hog farm or whatever your go-to body disposal place is.
Spit in his mouth while he's talking. After that I'd try my best to run in circles considering he's probably got a whole 40 seconds of intense movement before his heart gives out, given the state of his dying body there.