WELCOME, time to play a Sup Forums classic. Here's how it works: At the beginning...

WELCOME, time to play a Sup Forums classic. Here's how it works: At the beginning, nominate 4 candidates to participate in the election. These candidates can be literally anyone (Hitler, Obama, Zoidberg, etc.)
Then, once the candidates are squared away, begin campaigning in states. The last digit of your post determines how many points you have in the state. ONCE THE NUMBER OF POINTS IN A STATE EQUALS THE NUMBER OF ELECTORAL VOTES, YOUR CANDIDATE WINS THAT STATE. EACH POSTER MAY POST ONCE PER MAP UPDATE, BUT THERE'S NO LIMIT TO THE NUMBER OF POSTERS THAT CAN SUPPORT 1 CANDIDATE

For example:
>roll for Trump in North Dakota
and I roll a 6, Trump would win North Dakota and its 3 electoral votes.

>If you roll dubs, your points double (eg a 33 get would yield 6 points)
>If you roll trips, you instantly win the state.
>If you roll quads, you may reset another candidate's state back to blank

Once a candidate reaches 270 electoral votes, that candidate wins! If no candidate reaches 270, there will be a runoff in which the bottom 2 candidates' states will be up for grabs and only the top two candidates can roll.
I will be regularly posting updates.

WHO'S READY?

Past results
>Trump 225, Paul 185, Nader 108, Sanders 20. Runoff: Paul 283, Trump 255
>Hitler 245, Perot 121, Stalin 115, Ahmed Al-Jihadi 53. Runoff: Hitler 369, Perot 169
>Trump 271, Jesus Christ 267

Hitler

Hitler will be blue color.

Trump

Trump will be red

You can start rolling, it will help attract two more candidates.

roll nigger

Kang Obama

Obama will be green.
You have to specify a state.

Give me Utah

Also specify your candidate (makes it easier when there are more posters)
>Hitler: 6
>Trump: 0
>Kang Obama: 0

NM , next reeeeee

Getting some lucky rolls.
>Hitler: 11
>Trump: 0
>Kang Obama: 0
>Non-existent fourth candidate: 0

Stalin

Stalin will be orange

roll for Trump Texas

Are we doing this by the? Electoral Method?

Florida next

Read the instructions. The last digit of your post determines how much you add to your score in a state. Once you reach the # of electoral votes in that state, you win the state.

Rolling for Stalin in NY

I nominate a Sexy English Teacher

"Map update", nothing has changed.
you'll replace Obama

still rolling for florida

More Stalin points in NY

Great going guys, couldn't even have 1 measly non-authoritarian on here?

Oooh, 1 away from automatically winning the state.

okay...so...what?

Roll for Trump in whatever state we're playing.

Stalin NY roll

Florida nigga

Roll for sexy English teacher AZ

You choose the state. It's all part of the strategy.

GOD KEK FOR PRESIDENT

ROLL FOR KEK

"Map update"
Nothing has changed, SET is halfway to taking AZ, Hitler and Stalin are making progress in Florida and New York respectively.
>Hitler 11
>Stalin 0
>Sexy English Teacher 0
>Trump 0

REROLL FOR KEK

Stalin New York roll

Read the OP

Reroll for SET in AZ

KEK WILL BE LIGHT GREEN

KEEP ROLLING FOR THE KEK

Florida roll get

>hue can't into reading

SET ties things up
>Hitler 11
>Stalin 0
>Sexy English Teacher 11
>Trump 0

Stalin for NYC

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee florida

SET for NV

"Map Update"
Hitler is at 15 in FL and Stalin is at 16 in NY
>Hitler 11
>Stalin 0
>Sexy English Teacher 11
>Trump 0

oyyyyyy veyyyy shillin florida

Stalin jew york get

Reroll for SET NV

"Map Update"
SET 1 away from NV, Hitler 7 away from FL.
>Hitler 11
>Stalin 0
>Sexy English Teacher 11
>Trump 0
Sorry it's slow right now, more posters usually come

Stalin new york roll

I'm having fun

SET for NV one last time

post get florida

>Hitler 11
>Stalin 0
>Sexy English Teacher 16
>Trump 0

SET at 17*, my bad

Stalin takes new york

kang obama

SET for CA

Wyoming votes for based Viktor Orbán.

oy vey florida nigga

candidates are locked, sorry

>Hitler 40
>Stalin 29
>Sexy English Teacher 17
>Trump 0

Stalin for Cali

SET for CA

Tragic. 1 away from taking the biggest state.

How can based Viktor Orbán NOT be among the choices?

Very un-Sup Forums like m8!

Texas next

Trump for LA

"Map Update", nothing has changed.
>Hitler 40
>Stalin 29
>Sexy English Teacher 17
>Trump 0

Stalin CA roll

SET for CA

Stalin leads Cali 11-7
"map update"
>Hitler 40
>Stalin 29
>Sexy English Teacher 17
>Trump 0

Stalin for CA

This thread's gonna prune. Idk why this game didn't generate much interest, usually by this time it's acquired 10+ posters.

Do you usually include the wall of text in the OP?

SET for CA

is op kill?

ROLLING TRUMP INTO THE OFFICE

WA

we /dead/ now f.am

was worth a try at least

CA FOR STALIN!