Just reposting this thread cause it died
>be me
>Saving for college, so get a job at lil caesars
>Learn quick, pretty mindless job with a lot of repetitive activities
>I like doing the dishes, I don't mind and other people seem to avoid it
>Whatever
>Gross stuff floating in the sink sometimes
>Becomes reflexive to just reach in the sink, grab it and trash it
>Dad tells me I'm not seizing life by the balls as much as I should be
>Get second job at McDonalds
>Go in for my first day of training
>Give me uniform and I go change
>Come out and they give me the official McDonnalds tour
>Take mental notes of everything "Burger patties I that section, Szechuan sauce is returning soon, mop before you go on break etc."
>They put me on fry station right when lunch starts
>Mc****ers are crazy, I have no idea what I'm doing
>Figure it out soon enough
>Gets repetitive, making sure the fries are frying in the oil vats while scooping up fries to be service ready
>make a mess, but I have to move fast
>Apparently I'm doing good because no one is yelling at me
>Get into the rhythm of it
>Salt the fries, scoop the fries, fry the fries
>See a fry floating in the oil vat
>Reflexively grab at it like the sink at lil caesars
>MOTHER******
>mfw I realize my hand is currently in a vat of boiling oil
>Pull hand out
>Uh oh, hurts like a McNugget on my wrist, but my hand is totally numb
>Get rushed to ER
>3rd degree burns as well as total destruction of nerve cells in my hand
>Mc******* and lil caesars fired me
>Get into college from scholarship given to victims of workplace accidents
>Typed this one handed
>pic related... duh
Just reposting this thread cause it died
And yes the picture is 100% real
what do your fingers taste like when you suck on them?
Let me take over this thread user. It's better for everyone
Cheetos
> Look into a compound called DMSO and follow the instructions. It will accelerate the healing process and aid in less scarring.
> Get a lawyer and sue the utter living dogshit out of McShit
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Let me have my fake Sup Forums glory
That pic is about as real as the fucking wage gap.
No
can you use your hand still?
like do you fap with your stranger hand n stuff?
holy fuck user, my sides. christ..
If I wear a cleaning glove I can sometimes stop screaming from the pain.
Dude. Holy shit.
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No this is my thread
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I've seen fryer'd hands. Go back to photoshop and try again.
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On the bright side, now when you jerk off it'll be like someone else is doing it for you.
That image is totally fake though.
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Shhhhhhh don't tell them
lrn 2 shoop you fucking faggot
You either... shhh
wow, hope you recover from the effects of photoshop
my religion
edgy
Looks like you shopped the photo one handed too.