Sup Forums, why the fuck haven't you converted to communism?

Sup Forums, why the fuck haven't you converted to communism?
>inb4 human nature
>inb4 OP can't inb4

>inb4s legitimate counterpoint that OP has no argueent against

>muh human nature
Capitalism obviously can't work. Why would a worker be paid just $10 for something that he knows that sells for $500? There's no way they could accept that.

Not only that, but capitalists would always be trying to lower wages. That's going to create a war between classes, it's an unstable system.

It's human nature for people to organise their workplace. Why would workers ever accept that a capitalist - someone who obviously never worked - ran their factory and told them what to do?

See, capitalism works good on paper, but in practice all capitalist regimes in history have failed or were overthrown.

Capitalist regimes killed 800 billion billion people! Look up "conquistadores", it was capitalists who intentionally murdered whole populations for their own desires.

Why would a worker ever go to war to invade nations on account of the bourgeois? Who in their right mind would ever defend a state that oppresses them?

People are obviously unhappy under capitalism. Look at all the people that defected from capitalist countries. And not only that - there's people who outright attempted to overthrow capitalism. It's obvious it can't work.

Look at all the capitalist propaganda made to worship the State. They must be indoctrinating the working class so that they support their regime. They're so unfree.

Checkmate, capitalists. Capitalism just doesn't agree with human nature.

That's nice. So how come communism is so great?

It's funny you say that because most of the world is currently capitalist, and while we may have some moral failings, we're in the greatest place we've ever been as far as medical and scientific advancement, among other things.

Meanwhile, no communist countries have ever succeeded, and typically lead to excessive human rights violations.

>Why would a worker be paid just $10 for something that he knows that sells for $500?
>implying anyone can know how exactly how much labor is worth
>implying any worker has the power to coerce other workers to not compete for their job.

>all animals are equal, but some are more equal than others

>inb4 human nature
The appeal of Communism to human nature is the ability of those in power to punish their opponents under the guise of achieving noble social goals.

>inb4 Mao/Lenin/Stalin/Pol Pot aren't Communists
>inb4 user can't inb4

>unironically using an Orwell quote to attack communism
>not realizing that Orwell went to his grave an avowed socialist
>not realizing that Animal Farm wasn't criticizing communism, it was criticizing Stalinism
Leafposters out

Its not that communism isn't good enough for humans, its that humans aren't good enough for communism.

Stalinism is just applied Communism. It's the same shit, over and over again:
>China
>Cuba
>Russia
>Vietnam
>North Korea

All of those countries are shit. Russia has barely managed to recover, and large parts of their country are still incredibly poor due to it. China totally abandoned Communism and went full state-controlled capitalist, and while they might seem like they're rich, they actually have an extremely low GDP and their typical standard of living is absolute shit.

There are no decent Communist countries, and don't you dare pull the
>that's not real Communism
because it's the same shit in different places, at different times, and every time someone tries Communism, it's the same goddamn result.

>mad that i used an ironic quote from a confused socialist that demolished communism everywhere
>can't stop the ad hom

>"not realizing that Animal Farm wasn't criticizing communism, it was criticizing Stalinism"
>"Stalinism != Communism"
Damn Daniel! Actually called it with my >inb4!
>not realizing Animal Farm is what communism turns into.

Shouldn't you be waiting in a bread line somewhere?

I'm not THAT retarded.

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because it's jewish-groundfloored socialism?

Communism is a normie materialistic system, just like capitalism, where all that matters is work and laziness is punished.

Chad will still hog the women, in fact given the nature of modern communists, you'd probably have polygamy permitted.

Even in anarchist Catalonia dissenters were purged from society. You'd have to be a total normie to enjoy communism.

>dat flag
Czechmate communists

>Anarcho-Communist
>taking selfies with an iPhone
you played yourself

Communism=totalitarianism
Simply because it is the philosophy of reallocating wealth equally
>Am rich man
>Commie says I should donate almost all of my owning
>I say no
There are 2 ways this pans out
>He says "okay" and walks away
This would be an anarcho-syndicalist society which is basically just generous anarcho-capitalists
>He points a gun to my head and threatens my loved ones if I dont give everyone els my property
Obvioulsy statist and the only way communism can ever work

>he believes materialism is sustainable
>muh specific brand of communism has never been tried
>muh free
>the end goal of humanity is to not work and not have any conflicts and life if for self-pleasure
>somehow, innovation and creation will come out of that and humanity won't collapse of decadence like every large, well-going civilization

communism doesn't' work and is for nigger loving faggots

Because the only good brand of socialism is national socialism.

The person making 10 dollars isn't the same person that invented something worth 500 dollars. In reality the person making something for 500 dollars get 10 dollars worth of it then he receives 300 dollars worth of machinery to make the thing then splits another 100 dollars with the other ten people making the product. The CEO then makes 100 dollars of profit because he invented it. Its very simple.

They always get really pissy whenever you call them out on their materialistic and hedonistic nature. A bunch of degenerates.

It's quite amusing to note how corporations and the left lean the same way on social issues.

Capitalism and communism - two sides of the same globalist coin.

Would you be willing to sacrifice your dearest possessions in the name of communism, tovarich?

If you answer "no" then get the fuck out.

Because anyone that has read economics 101 tier books knows that Marxism is flawed and nased mostly on muh feels.

I dont want to live in a shitty hive mind two class society with shitty food, homes, education, infrastructure, opression, and atheism!

How dare you fucking talk about communism, if you never witnessed it?

Then why are you in Germany?

It's more like humans aren't monotonous drones that are all the same and do the same turning civilization into a computer- lifeless and does just as much as it was programmed to do.

>waiting in a breadline
he lives in America, a non communist country.

Thank you based Russian. We could use a few more slavs in the US just to remind people how shit communism is.

Boris, help me out here, I've been reading Gulag Archipelago, some Sup Forumsacks are telling me it's exaggerated, but I can't find anyone else saying this, tell me what you think.

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I like when someone makes a communism thread and gets instantly BTFO

>Capitalism obviously can't work.
But it is and it has for hundreds of years?...

>saving the thumbnail
frogg out

What is this, communism for ants?

>converted to communism
>converted

There's your answer. Communism is a religion and I don't want to worship your labor theory of value, kike.

>Come on guys, just one more try, THIS TIME we WILL be real communists :).

Socialist Cucks sold out to the Bourgeois, giving the proles a half-measure welfare state instead of full revolution.

>not understanding satire

It never worked
>Soviet Union
>North Korea
>People's Republic of China
>East Germany
>Poland
>Yugoslavia
>Vietnam
>Spain (was actually anarcho commie so that has been tried)
>Cuba
>various African nations
all of these horribly failed and some are still shitholes even after 20 years.

Muslim invasion and EU cucking and current politic leaders aside Germany is a great country with great opportunities and a great system in almost every aspect.

If communism is so good, why is it promoted by Jews?

Replace every mention of capitalism in your post with the word communism and you will have the same thing.

Or perhaps you are just baiting, and you already know that.

Please tell me you are baiting. The whole point of the post was that >muh human nature is a completely idiotic argument and can be applied to both communism and capitalism.

>OY VEY