You have 3 choices:

You have 3 choices:
A. 1,000,000 Dollars
B. Ending World Hunger
C. Getting a Fresh, Steaming fucking log of shit from Andy Sixx's steaming fucking shithole.

C a million times over

C!!! C!!! C!!!

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This is unironically ironically ironic.

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Fuck the starving, i need my logs!

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b, then now that every human is eating there will be loads more of the shit to suck

Dump

I take A. C makes B

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yah, log of shit

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C!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dump

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Dhump

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Dump

Andy sixxxx