Late night cant sleep thread.
AMA
Tell me to do stuff
Im fuckin bored and lonely.
Late night cant sleep thread
Eat a sandwich.
shoe on head
This.
Draw mustasch on pooster
brush your teeth
Put toothpicks in your lip.
Double dose.
NOT ON THE FERRIS
i dont have any toothpicks- else i would put them through my lip for you.
i mean- i can?
write "big willy owo" on a piece of paper and stickytape it to the wall
Nigga its night time- i dont wanna eat anything right now- thats how you pack on the lbs.
Put something else in there.
sprout the wings of a bat and stomp like a zombie while whistling ''row row row your boat'' through a carwash.
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Open your curtains.
Okay
show us your dick
Flip your chair over.
Sit on the bottom.
wonderful
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open your window
Thats only a snapchat/kik kinda thing.
i would but it would break. its already "fixed" so i cant really re-fix it.
inb4 your waiting outside to shoot me.
Also its cold
write uganda4life on your forehead
take off your hat
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Photoshop a lion in your window.
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im waiting outside to shoot you, open it anyway and put on a jacket
Film yourself doing a keemstar intro
put your hat back on sideways
The reflection is the wrong color. Change your theme to dark.
open your window again and jump out of it
How would i render and upload this really quick?
aight.
Missed your chance.
Sup Forums theme is currently "tomorrow" so it is dark
> Sup Forums theme is currently "tomorrow" so it is dark
best theme ever
jacket you say?
Take a picture with a porn reflection in the window.
why is your hat back on?? do you understand how hard it is to pull these iterative memes when you keep undoing everything
YMCA. 4 pictures.
someone said to put it on sideways.
Window is too foggy to properly show a porn. but eh ill try.
You are making me happy. Good job OP.
How do timer on microsoft lifecam?
Could record video and take screencaps.
Doesnt work
Do hackers exist?
YES
A WILD KITTEN APPEARS
Balls. Thanks for trying.
In.all seriousness you're not bad looking at all especially with a smile kinda cute... would u show your cock? Or too scared it's ok if not just figured why not?
handstand now
Welcome back. Haven't seen you about in a while. How's tricks.
Ahegao face.
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Okay gimme a sec
working on the ymca
Nah i aint gay. if you're a lady tryna exchange things. ill drop my snap or something/
seconded
We need more wholesome threads like this on Sup Forums
This.
No I'm bi and how would that mean or make u gay if u posted your cock? If u get s thrill out ofnit sure ur gay but some people just compare I was just curious how yours looked and how big.. if even big
Headstand okay?
working on taking these requests. im tryin guys.
Tf? This ain't no gay ass fucking social media bs...
>Nah i aint gay.
it aint gay to show us Sup Forumstards your dick
M
I think you're the gay one
Gay people call people gay...
>Ahegao face.
this is the first im noting of this meme but ill try?
What flavor are you vaping?
What makes you think that?
because... I'M IN
i feel dirty Fruitloops right now.
how do you even keep your room that clean? the day after i mop my floor there's random junk everywhere
VAGINA
C? maybe
because i keep minimal things.
I wish
He's a poorfag
A
wtf did your cat just hang himself in the background?
>Im fuckin bored and lonely.
Arent we all?
yeah me too, idk how it happens. i find shit that i didn't even know i owned
This is accurate.
I actually prolly wont have money for bills next month hah
Shave that annoying peach fuzz off your face.
holy shit lol thats hilarious. kitty is fine i swear.
Do u not work?
Nah - the lady im talking with likes it.
I do work- ive been sick the last week and missed out on 30+ hours of pay so im kinda fucked because i got sick.
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Show me what is in here.
You own VAGINA?
Post nudes for $
Its my walk-in closet.
The only semi-luxury feature this appt has.
go in the closet
Looks like the "why can't I have a girlfriend" weirdo.
Tempting, but i post my face on here far to much to ALSO post my dick in here.
Cant take pictures in closet- im using a webcam+ my pc.
I like your mc Lars poster.
to be a hacker
Please nigga that guy wishes he had my life.
Its even autographed- went and sawy him when i was like 15- am 21 now.
Pull everything out from under your bed and display it.
What does ur face being on here have to do with nudes? U small or got deformity?
i have self esteem issues and my dick wont help that :D Not big by any means- but id say average.
its a phuton- nothing really under it. just a cover to brace the metal-on-metal contact.
Also a pillow cuz my kitty sleeps under there
Give your cat a high five.
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she went downstairs for food and drank.
Maybe if she comes back up i will.
Is that your own jizz in your mouth or someone else's?