What are some actors that could call themselves Hugh Mungus?

What are some actors that could call themselves Hugh Mungus?

fake

You wish, Tyrone

>Willem Dafoe
>John Hamm

I'm not entirely convinced by that gif

Fuck maybe not

actors often take a small bit of viagra before doing a scene where their dongs is visible

he probably still has a biggus dickus tho
but this size flaccid would be retarded

>those juicy legs
I-I'm g-gonna go do some squats

that's famously a prosthetic, m8

>me on the left

It's fake tho

I'm not gay, i'm not gay, I'm definitely not turning gay

okay maybe I'm a little bit bi

Why would they take viagra, and why would that do anything?
Sildenafil works by regulating blood flow that is damaged. It is not a pill for automatic arousal. Taking viagra without having somatic erectile dysfunction won't do anything.

>you will never be a chris in the marvel universe

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then why do some of my normie friends take Viagra before dates/clubbing when it does nothing?
assuming they don't have ED, which I doubt they do being young men in their 20s (inb4 some asshole chimes in claiming it's not uncommon for 20somethings to have ED; sources pls)

>you will never be Thor

I HURT MYSELF TODAY

>then why do some of my normie friends take Viagra before dates/clubbing when it does nothing?
Because of the stupid myth that it increases libido or is an arousal pill, which no such pill exist to date. Some placebo have been noted with the people that take sildenafil without having erectile dysfunction but its basically what you would call a meme.

it's fake it's from some comedy . i forget which one it was. pretty funny though

I never had ED but does it make you cum less fast? Or can you just cum and still stay hard regardless.

Neither. All it does, for those that have somatic erectile dysfunction (physical problems with getting hard, not mental), is making them able to have erections. It does nothing more. It does not raise your libido, it does not make you more horny, doesn't make you last longer, does not give you larger cumshot or make your dig bigger.

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whew, he's a bit THICC

too bad about the long hair though

>too bad about the long hair though

t. baldlet

Oh. how boring. I remember when I wa son opiates daily I would never cum. I legit had like pornstar sex for hours with my gf at the time lol

now i'll probably cum quick but been awhile since I hide form the world now and sex drive is sort of shit

Michael Fassbender

Wouldn't it be so swell if your flaccid penis was as big as your erect penis, and you were still a grower?

>Irishman gets so hammered he mistakes a shrub for Lupita N'yongo

I've read that almost all porn actors use it. Some taking up to 6 pills a day. A lot of them have high blood pressure because if it.