>inb4 some faggot gets triggered
>inb4 methfront
My dick has a curved to the left problem. Don't know why. I have jacked off often and my dick doesn't stay hard for more than two minutes now. Is this big or no?
Notes:
I'm half-Jap
I'm a virgin
I'm an incel
I'm 20
you have a pretty nice cock.
decent girth for sure.
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Dicks curve left or right all the damn time, it's normal
If you think curving to the left is a problem you're a virgin.
Will it please any women though?
Ewww, fuck Reddit. And fuck John Bettendorf. I just want to know if I destroyed my dick.
I don't know if I should say thanks. Thanks. The problem is I have two minute erections.
It's normal, mine's curved to the left too dude
>circumcised
what a cuck
2 minutes like you cant keep it up or ur cumming in 2?
Nice to know I'm not alone. No homo.
Thank the kikes that mutilated my genitals in the hospital for their Roman, Imperial, crucifix-testing shaman.
Can't keep erection, have to pull really hard to cum, can't use lube when jacking off.
I think you have a death grip same as I did. Try jerking less BUT when you do lighten your grip and just try to do it faster to compensate for pressure
Mine curves up and to the left pretty harsh too. I know your pain, especially since I struggle to stay fully hard unless I'm extremely horny
Mine is like boomerang shaped, sometimes to the left, sometimes straight up and sometimes to right, it's normal, and I have a similiar problem, sometimes when I'm out drinking and want to bang a girl, I just can't get erectred, it's so fucking pathetic, and dunno why, usually it works and sometimes no
just give her that left hook
Half jap half nig?
The slang will be fine just play with positions. As for the erections, see a doctor it could be something bigger. Nice cock, no homo
hydrate that tip boi fuck
You have a mild weakening of your right Corpus cavernosum, causing the penis to curve to the left. It's fairly normal, though you are at an increased risk of developing penile cancer as a result. You're also at a heightened risk for heart problems when you get older.
No, you don't understand. When I first masturbated for the first time, I couldn't cum. I was stroking back and forth lightly. I had to pull my skin to the point of pain before I came. This is because my foreskin was taken. I was desensitized from day one.
Unfortunately.
Make me bitchboi
Holy fuck. You gathered all this from one photo? I have heart problems currently, ironically.
Jesus Christ, of all the places to develop a mild case of eczema.
The weakening is what causes the curve and where one part of the vascular system is weakened it stands to reason that there will be others. It's usually even in the same side ventricle. If you're under 30 and having heart problems already, you should probably get on a treatment plan so you don't keel over at 40.
In my twenty years of life, I have always been insecure. I always got picked on, fucked with in public for having on a metal band tee by street niggers, rejected by every girl, etc. Never in my life had I gotten a compliment until just now. I thought my dick was really messed up. It was always wide but curvature made me worry about length. Foreskin loss made me worry about sensitivity. Thanks, user, no homo. That made me feel a bit more confident than I have ever been. That was bothering me a lot.
I went to my fucking cardiologist for cardiomyopathy and chest pains and he said everything was normal. This was months ago. Fucking hell.
Well, to be honest, if that is 100% the case, I may need to see a doctor again and probably will. However, between you and me, I don't really have shit to live for anyways so I can't say I'm too worried about that. I'm not attention whoring, just saying.
Move to California or Florida, the mixed girls will love you
See a different doctor, see a specialist
If your cardiologist said everything is normal, it means everything is currently within a healthy range, right now. This isn't something to freak out about (unless you have a cardiac echo. In which case I suggest getting a cardiac doppler test done to rule out valve malformation or a hole in your heart) Did he do a stress test?
It's a rule of thumb thing. It's something I first noticed while doing my residency, brought up to my attending in the cardio unit and he explained it to me.
user, I hope I don't trigger you or piss you off. I am from Arkansas. No matter what color, these girls are hostile. It's an ass backwards state. I could be white, they still wouldn't care. I couldn't even explain the entitlement of Arkansas women. You'd just have to see it for yourself. The women are delusional in what they imagine as the perfect man. Some ultra bale-of-hay, cowboy fucker or some Hollister wearing nigger on welfare with short dreads. Country, potato farming cunts as far as the eye can see. I like alternative chicks. Not many black chicks are alternative. Trigger Warning: When I had a seriously alt style, I attracted alternative white chicks. However, they were all LDRs from Minnesota, Florida, some other state, Canada, Austria, some other country, etc.
I can not attract women from America as well as foreign goth girls. Southern women want thug ass, sagging, dreadlocked Jamal or Varsity Captain Chad, Tanner, or Brad. In the South, it is much worse. I used to live in Los Angeles, Anaheim and near Venice Beach. I was a kid then but even then, I got Asian and Mexican attention. Here, I don't even get the attention of halfies. I don't get it. I can sport a mohawk right now and get laughed at by women. I hate having curly hair so I straighten it and wear a fauxhawk, etc. and get harassed in this dumb state
>My term for half-white/half-black girls
Also, can't move at the moment.
Are you still a surgical resident? Or are or those days behind you?
Are you a doctor now or are you no longer in that field? That's what I intended to ask.
Stress test, EKG and heart monitor, all normal. But something is wrong, I feel it.
It's always a thug nigger, some fat blonde bitch with her thug nigger, a sheboon, or some little kids fucking with me in Wal-Mart or something over my hair and alternative style. One time, some white kid complimented me in the mall. The other times, I went to downtown LR and everyone complimented me over my looks. Some little full-niggers called me a faggot one time for having a blue mowhawk and I'm not even gay. The killing part: A fucking actual tranny was there, no one said shit to the tranny.
mohawk*
My mother fucked up dragging me back here. I would have thrived in California. So much fucked up shit happened to me because of being here. But anyways, thanks to all for the information. This has been very informative. Thanks, based cardio user. Thanks, other "lean to the left" anons. Thanks, compliment user. I have one last question for compliment/tip user. How canI have my first kiss/first time with an "Arrrrkansawwwww" girl? I can't like them. They don't like me. But, I want a real girlfriend. Someone I can see, touch, etc. I can't move yet. I can't wait either. I need to compromise. Do I make a Tinder or something?
How can I*
I use Samsung keyboard and I haven't slept. Sorry for spelling errors.
I've got 3 more rotations before I'm a doctor. I've got psych, rehab, and radiology rotations to get through.
Checked
Also wasted
WHAT THE FUCK, OMG! I got quints.
and dubs
That was wasted. Shit. Wish this was a dubs decide thread.
You'll make a good doctor. I'm a nihilist but I hope you become a doctor. I don't pray. But I'm rooting for you.
Thanks. I hope I'm a good doctor. If I'm not the student loan payments will murder me more than they already are.
Checked. I hope the loans aren't too bad. When I go for my Computer Information Systems degree, I hope the loans don't screw me.
Why havent you killed yourself for being black?
Not trying to racebait, I have questions for Sup Forums
What is a half-black/half-asian? I don't consider it close to hapa at all, imo.
Technically, what even am I?
>inb4 mutt, abomination, etc.
Should I make a online dating account or stay an incel?
Would I even get a date being a hybrid?
Since I am half Asian and part German, does that make me more attractive or less attractive than my Thugrone teflon counterparts
>inb4 la creatura
I have a love for eugenics. Dead serious. It is my plan to bleach my bloodline and get my future descendant into political office. Go for it or no?
I am flabby but not fat and I have impossible to explain stretch marks, what do?
Will my dick size be a plus or a minus? My reasoning for asking? The BBC rumor is obvious bullshit. I don't know why blacks propagate it. Many sexually ignorant women believe it. I personally think cunnilingus, foreplay, dirty talk and a 5' inch dick could please a woman. But, I am not most women. Culturally, I have no clue what most women believe. Especially with Zionist media.
Because I am not ashamed of myself. Why should I be? Would you kill yourself for being you? No. Transform weakness into power is what Robert Greene said in his book. Niggers are unintelligent and weak collectively. I am not. Most black leaders are Democrat pawns and racebaiters. I am not. Most blacks are mental slaves to nigger culture and material gain. I am not. I'm glad I came out the way I did. It makes me one of the few people on Earth smarter than most blacks yet capable of relating to them and understanding their plight. If anyone could save blacks, it would be the hybrids. They need more center-right/third position hybrid leaders for their elevation. They have none. I can do my part to bring that change into existence with the tools given to me.
if a bitch is really stupid you can point to show her where things are or you can use your dick as a turn left signal you can be like a human turn left signal
>My dick has a curved to the left problem.
You've got a brown skin problem too. That's worse imo
Fucking kek. That is hilarious. How would that even work though? Make a bottomless sharp ninety degree turn to the left, while erect, saying "It's down the hall, to the left" with severe emphasis on left?
Unfortunately for you, Stornfront, Sup Forums, The Daily Stormer, VNNMarch, Ironmarch, The ANP, and a few unnamed others, that doesn't concern, nor does it intimidate me.
You're either samefag or both of you came from Methfront. Don't really care though.
The irony: I am extremely brown because of the flash and the "photo taking at night" at night thing. In actuality, I am far lighter than that so this beta faggotry from two other incels who project insecurity onto me for how I look is hilarious. I'm actually lighter than some spics. I hope you people don't kill yourselves for whatever you lack in your personal lives. I remember when Sup Forums was good. When people were just larping. Then some Swarmfront BUGS fuckers showed up in 2013, shilled away, baiting the cucks like the two butthurt faggots who came to my thread when they didn't have to. Now this board is nothing but "u mad whiteboi" shilling, trap faggotry, pics you shouldn't share porn addiction faggotry, etc. This board went to shit when summerfags came here thinking they were in good company with like minded others. Fucking distasteful. I pay taxes so fucks like this who get neetbux with the niggers can talk shit to me on Sup Forums, implying I have a brown skin problem and that I should kill myself? A site I choose to support with a Sup Forums pass purchase? A site that a fucking nip ran into the ground after moot left? Lol, I don't even fucking associate with cucked ass half-chan. I've been insulted by richer, far more important people than you faggots in high school. Kys. Faggots always try to fuck up a decent people thread with bullshit. I refuse to let two fucking twinks make me feel bad because daddy fucked them at seven and mommy watched.
WE NEED A FAGGOT CONTAINMENT BOARD CALLED /fag/
PACK ALL THE FAGGOT PORN SPAM IN THERE
ALL THE TRAPS, ALL THE DICK RATE THREADS, ALL THE OTHER FAGGOTRY, WHOOSH, GONE, SLAM THE LID AND KEEP THE FAGGOTS LOCKED IN THERE, WRITHING IN A CESSPOOL OF FETID STALE SEMEN, ISOLATED FROM DECENT SOCIETY. FUCK THE FAGGOT SPAM!!!
ゴシ! もう一人のファゴットがいます!
過去1年の間に/ b /にfagotスレッドの明らかな侵入があります。 WTF?
もしfaggotryが人気のあるsoooならば、fagotのポルノのspammersのためにすでに設定されている封じ込めボードを見てみましょう。
Fuck off, you faggot spammer.
I'm not even gay, faggot. You're fucking lucky this is Sup Forums. If this was 8ch, I'd have baited you and dropped your fucking dox for even remotely calling me a queer.
use other hand to curve it the other way
You dumb nigger, go to the doctor, what the fuck is Sup Forums supposed to do?
If only that would work. I'm going back to 8ch. These three paid shills killed half-chan Sup Forums for me.
Act like whiny faggots. You're doing it well. Fucking christ. This is not the Sup Forums I remember.
What the fuck happened to this place? I know this has always been a Malaysian stamp-collecting forum but holy shit. Where is the camaraderie Sup Forumsros used to have?
In the past, a guy could say "a dog bit my cock," literally get advice from Sup Forums.
I come with a bent cock, meet and greet great anons and the four faggots show up.
I miss Moot. Holy fuck. Sayonara, plebejischen :)