I wanna eat my own cum, but I'm having trouble doing so. I need some tips. How do you guys do it? What helps?

I wanna eat my own cum, but I'm having trouble doing so. I need some tips. How do you guys do it? What helps?

Use this

Dip the tip of your index finger in your cum and lick your finger. Eventually, you will like the taste and drink more of it

try eating it

So ease myself into it?

Well that's the issue, isn't it?

So you're saying that I'll like the taste? Do most people like the taste?

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Pay a Dominatrix to make you do it, you won't want to feel like you've wasted money if you don't.

Add vinegar or another food acid like lemon juice
It's protein and fat, like salmon or cod liver

lmao, this is a good idea, blows load, well fuck that idea.

dont mix it with cola.

Yeah as a kink it's a weird one cos obviously as soon as you cum, you'll lose most if not all sexual interest and be like "what the fuck am I doing?"

Best thing to do to force yourself is to lie on your back and then bend your back against a bed or wall or something so that your legs are over your head and your cock is over your face (doesn't matter if it's a foot away) then wank off while keeping your mouth open then force yourself to swallow the second it goes in.

Approx 5 seconds later you'll wonder what the fuck's wrong with you and probably get the "I'm a freak" guilt, but just remember it's harmless, kinky and a bit fun and doesn't hurt anybody so try not to worry too much.

>Get a gf who is out of your league.
>Fuck her brains out.
>Cum all over her pussy.
>Decide to go in for seconds and fuck her again.
>Get her ready to fuck by eating her out.
>Forget that you just came on her pussy.
>Lick that shit since she's out of your league.
>Profit!

I've done this and never regretted it.

Fucking hot women is what makes life worth living.

Add an edible acid to cum?

>dont mix it with cola.
Where did that come from?

>then force yourself to swallow the second it goes in.
I always thought the idea was to savour it.

Well yeah that too, shit's even hotter if you have a spidergag in your mouth and a dildo up your ass.

any suggestions?

>savouring salty milk and coins

The drive should come from wanting to be a cumslut, not wanting so savour your 5 michelin star cum.

Swallow, and appreciate that one day it could be someone else's delicious cum you're swallowing. Eventually you'll start to like the taste of your own cum, even if you don't at first.

It tasted weird the first time I did it. GF once made out with me immediately after I came in her mouth, was pretty hot.

After that I tried cumming in my mouth again, was less weird, and it tasted not as bad.

Just keep at it, kinda gotta force yourself. It's hard to dom yourself, easier to get people to dom you into it.

Cum into a shot glass, wait until your refractory period plays itself out start jacking it again and take the shot whilst jacking off.
I used to loose interest everytime I came, even with my GF egging me on. Wasn't until we started saving it for later that I was able to do it.

Just go suck a dick, it's seriously ten times easier than trying to eat your own cum

jerk off with your feet up over your head and aim for your mouth. it'll be in there before the will to eat it disappears.

this

Isn't it gross if you let it sit? Don't you want it frest from the tap?

You should try cumming onto a plate and sucking it into a syringe, then injecting it into a vein. No need to heat it up, if you do it fast it'll still be the right temperature.

Hits you way harder than when done orally

been eating my cum since I was like 11 desu, why can't you eat it?

lemon pepper on top and then a chaser

its easier after you fingered you ass while watching trap porn.

try edging

Could this kill you?

Probably not, I would strongly advise against it though for obvious reasons.
I say probably not because your blood stream would probably break down your semen's protein, and it end up being filtered in your urine via your kidneys.

It wouldn't kill you. Semen is isoosmotic and contains no form of pathogens that aren't already in your body. Aside from that, the composition is mainly fructose and other compounds used to aid in sperm travel through the vaginal cavity (proteolytic enzymes etc).

So don't be a faggot. Eat your own cum.

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