Why do they hide it?

Why do they hide it?

>literally OBSESSED with jews

Yup, you're american alright.

that is the nature of the jew, it really is that simple

The worst thing you can do to a jew is to name him a jew.

They don't like being found out.

>whites think they're the master race
>Jews own and run everything

Yeah, go back to the slave mines honky.

Königsberg is the name of a German region in former Eastern Prussia, not exclusively a jewish name

also the name of a shitty beer

Sup Forums is retarded on the topic of german names

they think every -berg/-stein etc name is jewish when the fact is that jews changed their names to german names in order to hide their actual jewish names

Is he a guilty genius, or an innocent hack?

Those names became jewish ones

Sup Forums are so amazingly retarded they genuinely believe a reincarnated Hitler would welcome them into the next Reich.

Instead of, you know, sticking them all in the death camps where they belong.

i bet you're not even a jew, just a mentally ill shabbos goy

Hide what?

genius in the 70s (Sleepers & Love and Death are all-time GOAT comedies; also Manhattan)

then he just started emptily mimicking his favorite classic directors (mostly Bergman, especially, and with a dash of Fellini thrown in).

still had some gems post-80s though: Zelig, Broadway Danny Rose, The Purple Rose of Cairo, Shadows and Fog

Sup Forumstard wants to see if he can get an antisemite circle jerk going but was denied.

No doubt he's furiously masturbating to a picture of Hitler as we speak.

Have you ever known a single human being who knew Woody Allen's name without knowing he was a Jew you retarded conspiratard?

it's almost like jews were not well liked at all and they changed their names to avoid any shit for it, much like how Sup Forums does to jews today

Because you would know what Hitler would do wouldn't you faggot?

For real though, why do jews change their names? Everytime you ask that you get ridiculued or called antisemite or whatever, but it's a completely legit question.
Changing your name (outside of as part of marriage) is something no other population group as a whole does - except jews. It's odd. Why do it?

its almost as if a load of weirdo obsessive anti semites on the internet are obsessed with jewish people

Scorpion and the Frog.

jews have been getting btfo for about 2000 years they are probably paranoid and want to fit in to reduce the chance that it happens yet again

if i were a jew i would be a fucking rabid zionist purely out of paranoia

also jews are not the only group that does it, plenty of other immigrant groups did it too

but what the fuck is he asking? hide WHAT?

But other groups dont change their name after being like a third generation immigrant.

because they want to be able to insult white people but if you point out someone is Jewish you'll be called a bad goy by the ADL and they'll try to get you fired

>jews are cool

>What's best for society = my personal interests
Get fucked.

*Allan Stewart Kaliningrad

It's generally a show business thing, though the practice of changing names isn't terribly relevant anymore. Historically it was because entertainment was one of the professions that Jews were semi-accepted in, but production companies still didn't like putting Jewish-sounding names on title cards out of fear it would hurt sales. Thus said entertainers would traditionally change their names as a safeguard.

It wasn't even a Jew only thing once upon a time: it was any entertainer that had a last name that was "not Anglo enough."

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Read Culture of Critique

>thinking he can hide with a nose like that

Not him, but I'm a Jew.
Feels unfair man, sorry.

This is why they killed him, right?

>Frederic Raphael, who authored the Eyes Wide Shut script for Kubrick recalled that Kubrick once remarked that "Hitler was right about almost everything, and I say this as a self-hating Jew. Israel is a racialist, theocractic, far-right apartheid state, yet its opportunistic and hypocritical supporters preach forced diversity and tolerance in host countries, while they profit off the created conflicts. The international Jew is a cancer and I mean, sure, its attempted systemic extermination might have been a bit of an overreaction, but this doesn't mean there isn't in fact still a Jewish problem, yet anyone daring to bring it up today is devilized and made an outcast, despite all nations having kicked them out at some point across centuries and all the generally agreed upon greatest minds throughout history having expressed Judeo-critical thoughts as well. A lot of them Jewish themselves, by the way, starting with Christ. Even Marx said that the modern commercialized world was the triumph of Judaism, a pseudo-religion whose god is money. Of course, one must not confuse the evil globalist elites with the respectable, common Jew, living a simple daily life, the term "antisemitism" is a fallacy, there is no such thing. These elites, corrupt bankers and media moguls, who got rich through centuries of usury and nepotism, hired me to fake the moon landing and I regret going along with their charade, I wanna atone for my sins, clear my conscience, that's what Eyes Wide Shut is about. Exposing them! The light will be restored once more." Fellow successful Jewish-born filmmaker Sam Raimi was visiting Kubrick on set that day to discuss camera techniques and was observed nodding in agreement and laughing repeatedly at those remarks. Kubrick's bizarre relationship to his own ethnicity deeply troubled Raphael, a fellow Jew. Raphael was further puzzled over Kubrick's cryptic praise for Hitler, unable to decide if Kubrick was jesting.

this isn't a jew-exclusive thing. Many, many celebrities, musicians, and entertainers change their names all the time. generally people have names that don't exactly roll off the tongue well, or aren't aesthetically pleasing to say.

I'm white, and honestly I'd probably go by my first and middle names instead of my birth-given surname if I was famous. That's what my brother did when he was a semi-popular DJ like 10 years ago.

>Changing your name (outside of as part of marriage) is something no other population group as a whole does - except jews.
This is the most retarded thing I've read all day and I was just shitposting on Sup Forums.

It's one thing to change your stage name, but that's not what these jews are doing.

What are they doing then?

Why did German immigrants anglicise their names?

The very same goes for redditors, baka. Just instead of "scoundrel, parasite" put "cuck, nu-male" and there you go.

World War One

Hi memers!

Allen is guilty of NOTHING and it a true talent in cinema.

I know he's a jew, and we all know that provides a host of meme opportunities, but he was falsely accused by an insane woman. So, weigh your ironic anti-semitism against your latent misogyny pls.

He started as a comedian, a name like Woody Allen is much more memorable.

Just kidding, Jews are sneaky and change their names to deceive weak minded goyim.

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Why do so many Jews use pseudonyms? Do we gain power over them by learning their true names? Is that the only way they can be defeated?

People in the entertainment industry want their names to be easy to pronounce and remember. Seeing conspiracies in everything is a sign of autism.

I think Heywood is a more memorable name, as it's not very common. Like Bobcat Goldtwait.

I was thinking the same thing

He is guilty of sleeping with and later marrying his Asian adopted daughter.

And for that he's my hero.

they hate their german names because germans are the jews natural enemy

Their surname

But there are plenty of people with shit obscure names in the enterainment industry.
It's only jews changing their name.

>But there are plenty of people with shit obscure names in the enterainment industry.

Name five.

Why are neckbeards so butthurt about Jews?

>insults are danger
was it autisim?

>omg only Jewish actors change their names!!!

Olivia Wilde = Olivia Cockburn
Marilyn Monroe = Norma Jeane Mortenson
Jaime Foxx = Eric Bishop
Whoopi Goldberg = Caryn Elaine Johnson
Rock Hudson = Roy Scherer
Michael Caine = Maurice Micklewhite
Dean Martin = Dino Crocetti
Michael Keaton = Michael Douglas
Martin Sheen = Ramón Antonio Gerardo Estévez
Charlie Sheen = Carlos Irwin Estévez
Sigourney Weaver = Susan Weaver
Charles Bronson = Charles Buchinsky
Joanna Aniston = Jennifer Aniston
David Bowie = David Jones
Nicholas Cage = Nicolas Coppola
Carmen Electra = Tara Patrick
Joaquin Phoenix = Joaquin Bottom
Vin Diesel = Mark Sinclair
Ben Kingsley = Krishna Bhanji
Elton John = Reginald Dwight
Marilyn Manson = Brian Warner

Why are Sup Forumsbeards so low-IQ?

More accurate version

Polls actually show Americans tend to be much less anti-Semitic than Europeans.

You think there'd be more Mexicans and South Americans on that list

Only neckbeards and sand niggers are unironically anti-semitic.

David Bowie and Michael Keaton actually had good reasons to change their names.

This just helps the case since Jews run Hollywood. Obviously their Jewish overlords forced them to change their names.

>Whoopi Goldberg changed her name to make herself seem like she was a Jew.

What did she mean by this?

Whoopi Goldberg as a far-leftist actually supports boycotting Israel

>Carmen Electra = Tara Patrick
Yet Linda Ann Hopkins = Tera Patrick

>being this retarded.
Many people in the entertainment industry change their names to shorter catchier ones.
What is so hard to understand about it? Jews or not jews, some have names that are not suitable for the entertainment business, konigsberg is one such name.

Yea Michael Keaton didn't really have a choice, actors guild shit, Bowie? Meh he could've stuck with Jones

>Joaquin Phoenix = Joaquin Bottom

It's Joaquín Rafael Bottom. damn

she thought she would be hired more easily

Yes it's very likely gobbels had at least mild autisim

And she was right,

Weird desu

Before the 1940s or so Jews faced discrimination and changed their names in professional/acting fields. This was common among Italians, Slavs, and Irish as well but Sup Forums only chimps out over Jews doing it.

These days there are Screen Actor's Guild rules regarding names and many others change it to be catchier or more eye-catching. See this post of the many non-Jews who change their names

I mean I know a rational explanation is useless, you're going to continue to scream about some conspiracy and spout Nazi quotes. But I tried.

Man, I would never be able to come up with a celebrity name for myself, how do they do it?

Albert Brooks real name is Albert Einstein

>Hey wood Allen

Sup Kike

upvoted

>Joaquin Bottom
what a gay

>You guys, Woody Allen is hiding that he's a Jew!

Sure he is.

Take last name change it to something really generic like Wood or Frank, keep your first name.

Their you go you now have a stage name

"I don't know what you're talking about"

hey ahmed

That's some bullshit right their his birth name was phoneix

>"Woody Allen HIDES being Jewish!"
>He is the most stereotypical Jew-acting actor of all time and made his entire career off of it

Literally wut. Next you're gonna tell me Larry David tries to hide being Jewish.

>Jamie Foxx = Eric Bishop

Why the fuck would you change that name, that's like the main character's name in a badass blaxploitation movie

Imogen Gay Poots needs to change her name as soon as possible.

>musician

i didn't know that, why do they hide it? it's nothing to be embarrassed about mr konigsberg

With Bowie, the Monkees were popular at the time, didn't want to be confused with Davy Jones.

>Phoenix's father, John Lee Bottom, originally from Fontana, California, was a lapsed Catholic,[5]

Ah fair enough, thought it was because of the clothes designer

Will the Jew ever truly be named in all of human history? We won't live to see it most likely, but will it EVER happen?

Yea they changed their name before he or River were born

Fuck off, Sup Forums. No one likes you.

>Woody Allen
>Hiding Jewishness

My god some people are retarded.

"He said 'Jew eat?' not 'Did you eat?' I heard it very clearly!"

t, shlomo goldshekelbraumberg

/x/ is full of schizophrenics describing their visions to each other and retards trying to summon tulpas lowering the board IQ considerably

>Sup Forums having the lowest IQ while /lit/ has the highest

Okay I need to see some hard data

Tom Cruise = Thomas Cruise Mapother IV
Hulk Hogan = Terry Gene Bollea
Eddie Murphy = Edward Regan Murphy
Demi Moore = Demetria Guynes
Meg Ryan = Margaret Mary Emily Anne Hyra
Natalie Wood = Natalia Nikolaevna Zacharenko
Ringo Starr - Richard Starkey
Chevy Chase = Cornelius Crane Chase
Alan Alda = Alphonso Joseph D’Abruzzo
Michael Caine = Maurice Joseph Micklewhite
Stevie Wonder = Steveland Judkins
George Orwell = Eric Arthur Blair

Also, why the fuck are all these legacy captchas involving the word "calle"?