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Sinaloa Women edition

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I lack a Canadian girlfriend.

you're the one who posted as well aren't you
fuck outta here with your shitty "retro" a e s t h e t i c s and move on to your favorite tumblr

I haven't gotten a haircut in over 6 months
lmao fuck barbers

thats a really small dick

im from Sinaloa, rate me

what's wrong with his wiener?

I cant download this iso without the fucking download dying halfway through

But the best feeling is getting a straight razor shave from a barber at a family-run barbershop

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Who /depressed/ here?

It has been Jewified

>mexican white

OFFICIAL /CUM/ POWER RANKINGS 2.3
0- me, sinaloa, caraposter
1-henrico, virginia
2-oyster gay
3- huntsville alabama
4-raviolis
5-center county penisvana
6-whatcom county canada
ONLY MADE THE LIST SO THEY CAN STOP ANNOYING ME GAP
7-Placer
8-Portland
9-Conway
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POWER GAP
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IM CONTRACTUALLY OBLIGATED TO PUT HIM HERE GAP
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the sun goes down and i'm still missssing you

only faggots are depressed

Who is the Oyster Gay fag I live there

when I was 8 or 9 I told my mother I wanted to die.
Why did I do that

eyyy mamacita

>tfw I get my personal best rank

Whats whatcom county Canada? Like the middle ground between Sumas and Bellingham?

>9000000000000000000001

gonna do it again

All I have are my possessions

are you implying that im not white m8?

>middle ground between Sumas and Bellingham
sumas and Bham are in whatcom county. I'm in Lynden which yes is inbetween Sumas and Bellingham

late to the party
everyone's already left

>list
nice

no, the best feeling is winning something truly competitive
the two best moments of my life were:
1) won my first big race in highschool track
2) getting full funding for graduate school
everything else is lesser. even sex
maybe that'll change when i see the face of my child

>he has to transfer at Jamaica

should I buy a paisley shirt?

Time traveller/ten also you trimmed it?

what do you know about life if you have never had a bullet with your name

It's obvious you aren't

calloused, stong white fingers
sexy gun
truly an intellectual working man with great taste

Jokes on you faggot I don't actually live there just near it and don't have to transfer at all.

Kill yourself.

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when I was a sophmore my prom(that's right I went to prom as a sophomore) tux vest and bowtie were silver with a paisley pattern but it was all one color, the paisley was just raised a little bit. looked pretty cool

i'm sure it looked cringe af lmao
silver paisley tf

i missed every prom and homecoming because of track and cross country
what did i miss out on?

My work has a least 3-4 signs abou hiv and aids hanging up, is this the normal amount or is it a red flag

>get hired for low-level IT position
>only white IT guy at work (all my coworkers are Indian or East Asian)
>very apparent that i'm the least competent of all my coworkers

if this job didn't pay so well i'd prolly just kms

time to get drunk and do pushups and pullups.

anyone wanna join?

Im tired of the fucking LGBT lobby

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somebody get me a fucking gun

>he went with his fat, ugly senior friend from theater club

you just held a gun in your hand five posts ago?!

how do you guys manage to form social relationships knowing that each one only invites the further probability of suffering?

red flag. friend at my high school had to get AIDS tested because one of his cowords bled themselves heavily in their workstation at a Krystal
i dont' go to krystal anymore

i'll let you borrow mine. don't worry, i'll show you that it works ;/\

who remembers the cuckio meme?

download just died again

>they/them

FUCK ME

i thought the meme was just a meme, WTF, how the fuck do you identify as THEY GOD.

>i'm sure it looked cringe af lmao
no it looked good. it doesn't sound good but it did. I was describing it to some girls I knew and they said that would look stupid but when they saw it they said it actually looked good.
>theater club
it was school band actually
and she was pretty cute. most attractive girl in band which isn't saying much but still
>what did i miss out on?
paying to much money to watch other children rub against each other to shitty music
didn't enjoy school dances. my mom just wanted pictures so I went

When we were young, and they told us to "be careful what we posted online", I thought they meant to not upload videos of us having sex for pedophiles to see.
I never imagined it was because my employer, my college, and society as a whole would police the internet for thoughtcrime.

i haven't outlived any of my friends if that's what you're talking about.
I personally find the company of anyone preferable to prolonged loneliness
a lot of my friendships don't work out because i can't empathize with people who aren't gifted, but enough do to keep me happy.
just keep going for it. rejection loses its sting quickly

fact: any man who claims to hate gays has sucked at least one dick in his lifetime

i

Man, whats wrong with the first world.

excuse me, this is a SFW board.

no one likes gays

screen just went orange

The internet is constantly putting me down. I keep engaging in online fights and getting my shit pushed in.

either your display connection is loose, or your GPU is starting to die

Hey guys I'm going to Europe tomorrow

You can't grow as a person without failure man

need

*cracks a cold one*

1) don't lose internet fights
2) don't respond to people who don't put any effort into their posts

have fun bub, don't get your kidney(s) harvested

not quite fond of these pictures

She was weird though, right?

nobody cares

Wanna meet?

Too many Mexicans

why be rude to me?

at least it wasn't something fun or fulfilling

im not going to turkey

>ze doesn't know about neutral pronouns
lol kys

i-its called amor apache l-look it up

Trust me, it's not a meme.

I can't stop it. I literally just lose internet fights all day.
I got in one yesterday. A few weeks ago Harvard expelled some kids for liking alt-right facebook pages or something. I made the claim that punishing thought dosen't make that thought go away. They all called me racist and got tons of likes. There's no winning for the mentally inferior

Purchasing a cat soon. What should I name it?

>got likes
is that what constitutes winning to you?

lol that was funny

um im already talking to my gf on skype

garfield

ivan, after my last cat who died over christmas
;__;

thanks but for real im going to france, italy and greece not germany

Drumpf XD

no she was actually pretty cool. she was one of those people that everyone thought "why is she in band? she's normal"
also it's funny because originally I didn't mean to go. I was really good friends with her best friend and she texted me saying one of her friends wanted to ask me to prom but they wanted to make sure I actually wanted to go before they asked(she didn't say who it was) I meant to text back that I didn't want to go but I accidentally said I did without realizing itbrian cambell

What else is there?

hmmm arent you ohiANO

There four states of matter:
Gas, liquid, solid, black lives

Get a job you lazy mexicans

AMERICANS PLEASE HURRY UP AND FIND OUT THE CANCER CURE ALREADY

>he has to spend money on LIRR

yes

Cristiano Ronaldo dos Santos Aveiro

>Greece
So you're going to turkey after all

nig nogs

Yes I am a West Egg patrician.

getting someone to concede their point.
if someone calls you "racist" call them out for throwing verbal handgrenades and namecalling instead of making counterpoints to their arguments.
if you think it'll be persuasive, imply they're stupid and should be ashamed for doing something to brainless and lazy

Dog

i didnt know you had a gf

I'm his gf