What did Sup Forums think of Yoga Hosers?

What did Sup Forums think of Yoga Hosers?

i regret watching it

I didn't watch it cause I'm an adult

any nudity or sexy moments?

I will never watch it.

It was shit.

Hope the reviews about planetarium were so wrong because Lily rose needs to star in something actually decent.

Lily-Roses bare butt for like 2 seconds. lots of clevage.

Kevin want to fuck his daughter confirmed

what is BIG, round, and wants to fuck Lily-Rose Depp??

the whole wide world

A NEINERGE GNARNY?

Portman.

To be fair it isn't really incest. Jason is the biological father

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>kevin smith

Trashhh

why do women wear those in public?

becuase they're comfy.

*braaaaaaap*

I put it on while browsing, which I only do with crappy movies for background noise, but even like that I couldn't finish it. Torturously bad.

Terrible movie, I only watched it for lily.

I saw it stoned and it made me quit weed.

>Lily-Roses bare butt for like 2 seconds.

pics or gtfo

Kevin Smith is a hack

what is this?????

Not me cause I'm gay

Why is she so lewd?

user pls

Her parents let her do anything she wants.

Also I hope The Dancer is good. the reviews seem to be decent and I read there is love affair between Soko and Lily rose in the movie.

>Lily-Roses bare butt for like 2 seconds

wut

I liked it.

>Lily-Roses bare butt for like 2 seconds.

post pics now

is that justin long?

>Americans pretending that they're Canadian

Considering how many A-Listers in Hollywood are actually Canadian this just confuses the heck out of me

>that's right daughter
>stick your ass out
>just like that
>daddy loves you
>yeah, now pout your lips

user please

Saw it at a fathom event, kevin smith gives a stupid justification for it being some sort of 'girl superhero movie' which is totally meaningless. The movie itself is a 5 or 6 depending on if you are in a 'early 00's indie rip off' kind of mood. It reminded me of something like may or the stilted artificial dialogue of neille labuttes shape of things but I could not hate it as much as others because it is something somewhat novel.

Oh you betcha, that really grinds my gears buddy

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>that quote

Is that supposed to be funny, because I don't get it.

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lewd Lily = best Lily

the acting of the two leads is high tier level. you can tell kevin doesn't even bother to do more than one take

high school*

Is she ever not lewd?

it's not funny but if you don't get it you're fucking stupid

Are yogis stereotypically bad at math? Is it a parody of the "giving 110%" style sayings? Does 90% have some sort of significance? I don't get it.

90 percent doesn't leave room for "half". that's it, it's wrong. and yes it's stupid, but that's the joke. just that it's wrong.

No the joke is he is an idiot.

Well that's not even a joke then.

if that's all the interesting webm's possible from this movie that's pretty fucking sad

Are you this new to Sup Forums's cunny community?

post more webms faggot

I haven't watched anything from Kevin Smith since he stole 2 hours of my life with Cop Out.

>likes objectively the straightest thing a man can like
>faggot

No it's not it's just the kind of dumb thing that would be on the wall of a yoga studio. It really doesn't warrant discussion at all.

>the kind of dumb thing that would be on the wall of a yoga studio
Agreed. Basic Bitch quotes are the most banal and cringy shit in existence. I swear to god I die inside everytime I see a "lulu lemon" bag with such amazing insights are "positive attitude can cure any disease" and "laughter is more important than money".

heh, good one

fucking twiglet ass fucking busget ASR probably doesnt even have any peach fuzz

She is looking good and seem really happy lately desu.

Also I can't wait to watch Planetarium

I beg your pardon

>"laughter is more important than money"
This just gave me cancer, and I don't think laughter is going to pay for my chemo

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It's actually "friends" but it's just as bad. Honestly the ones about health are the absolute worst.

>Friends are more important than money
>Don't trust that an old age pension will be sufficient

she does, thanks.
Lily is cute and will have a successful career. no doubt

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during this scene the main nazi villain starts doing impressions of famous celebrities. Can anyone name them all? I recognize all but one and it's really fucking bugging me.

I mean this scene.

has johnny depp reached brendan fraser levels of JUST?

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Brendan got JUSTed by his wifes alimony payments. Amber isn't getting any of Depps money though plus he can still pull in grade A pussy and gets million dollar roles.

>Don't trust that an old age pension will be sufficient
This is the single non-bullshit one on there.

Camera man couldn't find Depp's face for the close up.

i-is this footkino?

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