Canadians will defend this

>Canadians will defend this

They leave giant turds everywhere just like Hindus.

It's hard to club things when they can fly away

>North Americans will defend this

A
FUCKING
BIRD

Then shoot them

>This will defend Canada and the Canadians from outside threats.

FTFY

>he doesn't eat Canada Goose

You're goddamn right I'll defend it.

>he thinks its just a bird

They can be found in New Zealand so why don't you go up to one and tell us your experience.

did a smile

Geese are violent as fuck.

They are the Emu's of North America

It's the only thing scaring away the China man from leaving Vancouver.

>ywn import emus to send these fuckers back to Canada

>CanadianNationalist.webm

Is Canadian Goose bigger or smaller than a swan?

Shooting Hindus is a crime.

The swan is a big bird.

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If I kick his neck really hard, would it break?

It would be extremely painful

Why the hell are Canadians scared of geese then? A swan I can understand, those fucks are vicious but the geese is so small you can just kick it.

For (You)

Why would anyone not defend this?

Shut the fuck up beaner

Why are wh*te people so rude and uncouth?

seen mighty ducks?
they're rarely alone, fly in a v and then forage in a group
one comes after you, the rest follow

they're loud and cover fields in shit

Because you are ugly subhuman

Fields are supposed to be covered in shit though

You're a subhuman

I am Greek

They also cover lake shores in shit

maybe farms, but parks aren't
geese shit has parasites in it that can hurt dogs
canadian fields have a short season because of snow and the melt, geese residing at your local park limit that even more

wew

They cover sidewalks with shit.

WTF I hate geese now

Never really understood this meme; I've only ever been attacked by a goose once and I broke its neck when I kicked it in self defense.

I've got some news for you kiwi

Stupid birds can't into being mammalian.

Ok, I seem to be ending threads so I'll start one.

Hope everyone is having a nice and fun and safe night. Cheers.

Fucking anti alcohol douchebags better back the fuck off cuz I'm havin a few.

Kek, a weapon to surpass metal gear.

Are we talking about Geese or Canadians, here?