Who's stopping them in next year's CL?

Who's stopping them in next year's CL?

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Literally nothing
>best defense
>great tournament skills
>best middle
>Griezmann/Ibra attacking
at least the final

fugg, We are going to win the league la

the guy in that picture

24 fewer points than Chelsea
24
24

2 x 12
4 x 6
8 x 3

>only 5 loses

Any good team

unbeaten against United in Europe

Some mediocre team.

it's you again
hello

Only played once tbf

Monchengladbach

Any decent Spanish side. Or Buyern

Or Juventus

Will not make it past the group stage. Dumped back into the Europa League (where they belong).

Delete this

Man city are gonna get treble next season. It's all but confirmed. They would have done the same this year without the shitty defense and missed chances.

Screen shot this

>they would have got the treble if they weren't shit

Strong argument

Griezmann choking as usual

the logic is sound there

but it's not an argument

Or PSG or Monaco or Napoli or Borussia Dortmund or any decent team.

of course not. It's a statement of fact. Unless you want to argue about it and then it is an argument. I will fucking fight you btw.

shit coach

you dont have conte.

FUCKIN NUFFIN M8

WE /quad/ NOW

Mou > Conte

reminder Mourinho's second season is usually his best

no team from manchester is winning anything of value next year

Ludogorets

Man City ARE going to be brilliant next year.

>rating any of those teams

Atlético de Madrid

mourinho

conte lost to benfica and danish part time electricians in europe. he's going to get /EXPOSED/ next season desu like ancelotti was

I was just watching this video. If these were bring put away everyone would be on this guy's dick. Hopefully they finish off these kind of chances next season

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Ibra is kill

He's coming back in a few weeks la

#DaretoZlatan

He will win the UCL just like Emery did with Sevilla.

yeah some of those are crazy, hes literally putting forwards into 1 v 1 with keepers but they are finishing like shit

>b-but muh assist stats

WWOOAAAAHHH!!

Is Pogba truly the best value for money signing ever????

>if a player scored all the chances he missed he would be considered a better player
oh wow I think you just solved football

>literally argumenting with a Youtube compilation
>totally not a 17 year old FIFA-playing customer
Also loving how it's titled "most chances created", while he's averaging half of what best playmakers in PL do

they just won because the federation had to do it because of the terrorist attack in manchester.

Mou is a hack

Oh look there he is! The anonymous e-celeb of spee!! Could you post some epic United shit posts please :)

>ibra
literal CL repellant
>oui
CL choker

>g-go away please

>hey there....

>rating Manure

haha thanks ;) always on point as usual, have you got a patreon or anything mate? I wanna be your customer.

every player misses more chances than they create, and every player misses sitters.
He just didn't create enough chances

>scored 2 (two) goals whole season
>both of them against Merchandise United
>mfw
Is he an ABU? He's also told >mouyes to fuck off when he tried to buy him kek

>mfw Zlatan choking all those 1on1 chances
truly the goat

You know what, that's not the worst idea come to think of it. Certain fanbase would actually pay to be left alone

Kanes conversion rate is goat

What about all the passes made by other players that haven't been scored?

>He's also told >mouyes to fuck off
>implying

Nah everyone knows you're only having a laugh, you don't actually hate united, it's only funny to make fun of them cause of how historically (and currently) successful they've been, like a celebrity roast right?

>Kane gettin half of his goals against literally whos at the end of the season

wew lad

skysports.com/football/news/11095/10562045/n8217golo-kante-reveals-man-utd-attempted-to-sign-him-prior-to-chelsea-move

Really gets the cognitive processes going, doesn't it? Also note those are totals, Fabregas or Willian had 50% of >pogba's playing time

>People still say Ozil is shit

If he had an actual CF to set up he'd rack up the assists

Right!

>comparing forwards to someone who played in a double pivot for half of his games

Feyenoord

>they really wanted me, I swear

Hazard should have been in double digits as well, if Chelsea had striker with better finishing. Redmond had it worst - 56 key passes and 1 (one) assist. Looking at the chart, >poobag actually has highly above average key pass/assist ratio, meaning he certainly can't complain about team mates not converting the chances he managed to produce

dare to zlatan

point in case

>double pivot
>doesn't do any defensive work
Poobag transcending the traditional football roles once again

And speaking of conversion rate...

LMAO

>Its a people still rate the shitalian league thread

those were all in beggining of the season where Zlatan was choking and Pogba was actually playing pretty well, it was in November that he went to shit

>reject DM outscores £90m pogba
>mouyes

>comparing forwards to someone who played in a double pivot for half of his games

>91 (ninety-one) shots
>5 goals
>one of them being offside tap-in after Ibrahimovic's handball
>worse creativity than Snodgrass or Barkley
>105 million
>highest paid player in the whole league

Capoue is actually an AM again, Tottenham were using him as DM for no reason

Place 8th next season in league.
Knocked out next season in CL group stage.
Get knocked out of FA cup next season.

Next season

>h-he's a defensive midfielder la

See you next year Manure

DELETE STAT

Why is Martin Skrtle still posting ABU stuff?

still a defensive minded midfielder, pogba is supposed to be one of the best young talents in the world

legendary flop if he doesn't perform much better next season

>comparing forwards to someone who played in a double pivot for half of his games

honestly if they'd have just kept that van gaal team plus either ibra or griezmann they'd have done pretty well

i respected that level of boreball

then again am burger

See you next year, dishwashers

I am from the future. Disbelieve me if you must. RB Leipzig will win the 2017-18 CL.

forgot pic

Customers will just keep bombing stadiums until Manure have no one left to play in the CL

Woah, looks like Paul Pogba is the best CM in the PL.

Kek

Your talking thru ur arse u twat
You obviously know F all about football

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he's back, really don't know who can stop him, barcelona already in acute decline, Madrid will decline soon with tsu and modric getting older. he cucked juve and italian teams for years with inter, so that's not a threat and Bayern will take ages to rebuild a decent team

Pogba is just an all round midfielder.

>6th
>Happy Meal "treble"

>shat all over by someone who can't get playing time at Chelsea and will most likely get sold
>105 million

Hoffenheim.

checked

>replying to the Slav
oh my dayz

>can't get playing time
>show per 90s
Here is a better comparison.