Almost Christmastime

>almost Christmastime
>almost time to hear the same fucking songs everywhere like every year
new Christmas music when?

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You're living on it

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The only way to beat it is to listen to Christmas music all year round occasionally. Embrace the positivity! No wonder you layabouts are all miserable here.

>Let
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>Snow

is All I Want for Christmas is You not played that much?

I know it's vapid, but I fucking love christmas and everything about it. The music perfectly illicits the cozy, warm feeling that you can only get from christmas.

I was at JC Penny on Friday and they were already blasting Christmas music

Easy. Let's make our own Christmas album!

>tfw one of your favorite artists releases a Christmas song
>its terrible

Feels bad, man.

I never really get sick of them desu. I do wish someone would make a donuts/avalanches sounding christmas hip hop album tho.

And my dubs states that Sup Forums will embark on this project:

The Sup Forumsrry Christ/mu/s album!

>tfw one of your favorite artists releases a Christmas song
>its great

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how many times is that fucking george michael gonna give his heart to someone special?

haunting us even from hell

This is what I was talking about

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>Purple Snowflakes comes on

Where is Last Christmas by Wham!?

Merry Christmas from Björk
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Can we get a Death Grips Christmas release?

Nah, won't happen, If anything they'll release it on Black Friday and make it politically tied to Black people

wait im actually going to do this recommend me instrumentals, and i'll lace DG over it

jesus fucking christ
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Every year, you think he would properly vet these people he's putting all his trust and love in. If George Michael can't find true love, then there is no hope for the rest of us.

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I want I Believe in Father Christmas to get played more

I never get tired of hearing the Dance of the Sugarplum Fairies.

Sleigh Ride is patrician

Let's do it, but which genre would it be? Experimental Death Metal with elements of Baroquegaze and Vikingcore?

You know we make an album every week right? We'll get around to Christmas soon.

they should use a sample size bigger than 20

Gotcha OP
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why not just go back to Christmas hymns?

You could argue that in America, there are 3 archetypal Christmases: 1) the Dickensian Christmas, focused on the societal role of the season (e.g., the "spirit" of Christmas, generosity, good will among men, etc.), 2) the baby boomer Christmas, focused on personal comfort (e.g. chestnuts roasting on an open fire, baby it's cold outside, etc.), and 3) the postmodern Christmas, focused on the personal alienation brought on by crass commercialism and the increasingly unrelatable visions of the first 2 Christmases (e.g. grandma got run over by a reindeer, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, Jingle All the Way, pic related).

From the Dickensian Christmas, we got most of our hymns and carols like "Silent Night" and the figgy pudding one. From the boomer Christmas, we got our pop classics like "Winter Wonderland" and "Santa Baby". But the postmodern Christmas, by its very nature, couldn't engage with the holiday in a sincere way. That's why pretty much every Christmas song during this period has sucked shit.

It seems to me like we'll have to wait until society creates a new Christmas archetype to get some good songs again, but who knows when that will be. If anything, the postmodern era hasn't started to subside but keeps hitting new, frenzied highs, which in my opinion is the effect of late capitalism and won't subside until that system collapses in on itself. But I guess we'll see.

>pic related
Forgot to attach the pic.

This is what you get for working retail shitheads. JINGLEBELL JINGLEBELL JINGELBELL ROCK!

Post good, modern Christmas songs. I'll start.
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This.

Actually the reason there are no good new Christmas songs is the jews spend millions to supress it and instead force songs about homosexuality and secularism. We can only hope Putin cleanses the world in nuclear fire and from the ashes a moral Christian society rises.

damn nigga i never read into christmas like this, very interesting

rockin around the christmas tree is aight

>the 2000s haven't had any good christmas so-
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Fuck Johnny Mathis and his entire lineage/estate.

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True 21st century Christmas kino right here

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during this time of the year the suicide rates rise a lot. really makes you think

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Daily reminder this exists

I need a cross between NEU! and Mannheim Steamroller in my life

The only Christmas album that matters

>inb4 Christmas With Weezer

Carly needs to release a Christmas breakup album. She already covered Wham!'s Last Christmas.

It's like you don't even know the classics exist

Dude you have no idea how grounded and fulfilled you sound right now. Like a buddha on the keyboard. Your life must rule.

friendly reminder that the only christmas album worth listening to is the charlie brown christmas soundtrack

While I disagree, I concur it is still the best

homosexuality is the most moral thing you can do with your life

how about we ditch Christmas, go back to Saturnalia, and make songs about that?
it should be easy to write hits about partying - you could rerelease sooo many recent tracks with slightly modified lyrics

Halloween and St. Patrick's Day are already the party holidays. I would say let's keep the good parts of Christmas--pigging out on big, home-cooked dinners, going home to spend time relaxing with family--and ditch the bad stuff--the commercialism that comes with presents--but that's basically just Thanksgiving.

I think Festivus is the best replacement for Christmas, honestly. Let's stop disappointing ourselves by setting this unattainably high bar of nostalgia, and instead just use the season as a kind of year-end psychic catharsis, like the purge but for family bullshit.

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SWANS. Christmas when?

Christmas styled. Exactly like other christmas albums. Except itll be mu as fuck lyrics

2000 - 2009 I guess that info matters

can't tell if ironic or not but either way this is a great explanation of why christmas songs are bad

Interested as well, sometimes it do be worthy visiting here

The traditional ones at church are good, especially hark! The herald angels sing.
My dad had this cd of carols but I can never find it. It had some cheese on it like frosty the snowman but overall it was kinda folky and solemn. Best tracks were the holly and the ivy, in the bleak midwinter, and this song that I assume was called Jesus Christ the apple tree.

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