Why don't you have a girlfriend? What's wrong with you?

Why don't you have a girlfriend? What's wrong with you?

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A. Thread. Died. For this. You woke up this morning, poured yourself a bowl of Faggot Flakes, moistened them with your impotent Faggot prostate milk (which IS in fact impotent, because you're a fucking faggot) and, within seconds, decided that today of all days would be the time you decide to cut your synapse firing quota by just a little too much

So you hopped online, carved out this uninspired chicken scratch, probably failed the captcha once for every strand of peach fuzz on your half-empty sack, and clicked Submit.

At that moment, a thread died. A thread that could have been bumped. A thread that could have been resurrected with content, or valuable discourse between its denizens. Hell, it could've even been bumped for absolutely no reason. And that would've been okay. Because had it survived, a few more seconds could have been spent without having had your abortion of a post been born in this world

Women are evil end of story

I'm an weird loser who is too awkward for normal women and I'm too much if a pussy to man up

Fucking this

Because having a girlfriend that isn't a whore, that can be trusted and actually is able to make me proud to call her a girlfriend is almost impossible as western society has destroyed the idea of courtship and dating in favour of hookups and being as loose (morally sexually) as possible

I'm just well aware that most of western society is fucked up by the influx of social media in all its forms.

Think about it: it used to be womens magazines would either fall into the category of "be loyal to your man" or "dumb his ass whenever". But see, with social media, tracking algorithims and AI showing you what it thinks you want to see, it shows you more and more stuff related to what's popular or even infamous: the idea that sexual freedom > relationships.

So ultimately, when I go out on a night out and the idea of "dating" really means: get drunk as possible, hook up with some slapper, get drunk again next week, repeat untill you meet said slapper a few times to get on facebook to send one another cutsey "lol luv u" messages on Facebook, well, yeah, it's kinda killed the entire foundation of dating

Or you can move to a country with the age of consent at 13/14 and get a girl that young and make sure she isn't raised with the discpline of "open your legs for cash"

Oh I'm not looking for anything.
I should have probably explain that 90% of relationships start that way here.
The other 10% generally start past 35 or so.

It's pretty messed up the dating culture is in western societies because of the lowered drinking age.
If I were to look for a girlfriend, I'd look towards ones that are barely legal since well, they're underage to drink and most likely won't have had much experience in drinking and being encouraged to fuck anything that offers them a 3 euro drink

Etc

i'm poor

I think Satan himself is laughing at you for thinking this

Change it, start now, exercise, read finance books, take care of yourself like someone who really cares of you.

FIRST THING, START NOFAP, SAY GOODBYE TO PORN

Satan isn't an actual being he can't laugh Satan is in you and if you are laughing sure by that logic Satan is laughing, but my inner self my experience with women is no laughing matter once you know real fear once you have a woman nearly put you behind bars for something you never did go ahead laugh it up haha very funny I could be behind bars for lies I could have had my life ruined

Because I am a no-talent fatty. Doesn't take much more than, does it?

change it you lazy fuck, try sth new to find yourself

>666
Perfect trips

someone doesn’t have a gf

My dick does not work as it should, that is why I will all my life be singe ... :(

Once I get my Master's in May, I'm moving cross-country. Trying to work some of the fat off now so I can make slightly better first impressions there.

Cos I'm Fucking shadow. I can't feel anything

I have a gf. She's downstairs while I edge to porn and sink deeper into my porn addiction.

For good reason if you are chasing a bitch you're not chasing your own dreams prob if you need validation from someone with a vagina you're beta as fuck lol

because in my country, all women are reserved for refugees

Don't like people, don't want or need a gf, don't care. I prefer things to people and solitude to relationships. If that makes me a materialistic piece of shit, oh well, but this custom shop Framus Panthera 7-string is worth more than any friendship or relationship I've ever had and it's only a $6,000 guitar.

I would rather have that guitar than any of my friends, too.

what's your master's in?

ive been told I'm GL by girls but i have social anxiety and value my time way too much

go give her the rude awakening.
pull her pants off, spit on her asshole, and butt fuck her to pieces.
then wipe your dick off on her pajama top and leave a crumpled up dollar on the bed.

Data Science.

idk

That won't help healing her hemorrhoids.

good man.
m.s. ia/cyberfag here. graduate in december though.
we both have obscene paychecks and solid job security to look forward to.
godspeed, Sup Forumsro & be wary of the gold diggers

It'll be the first dollar on her voyage to a tube of preparation H.
Bonus points if you film it and post online.

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Best regards to you as well!

I do. It's not that great.

Dubs says he does it.

wtf

can't find a girl that acts like i want a girl to act

sometimes i wish i was born 10 years earlier

Do you ever just get called gay and feel offended but then you realize you are gay so it wasn't even an insult but just a statement.

or 200 years later

there's a chance something decent will come in my lifetime but i really hope it doesnt have to come to that.

because I'm fat and poor

What are you doing about that? Nothing? Oh..

ya I'll just go over to the money tree and pick some new money

> because my wife won't allow it

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I srsly dont know i maybe have bonding issues. Maybe its because i still live at my parents with 24 because i cant afford a own apartment while studying. But in all the years being single i learned that you dont really need a gf. Beside the sex part she will probably just hurt you and leave you and she is expensive and most women are in relationship because they dont want to be alone and not out of deep love

to reddit , faggot
> backo to reddit, faggit

I've had relationships in the past, but due to drugs use exacerbating certain mental illnesses, I've become unstable and inconsistent as a person.

No ones perfect, but I need to heal before I share my life with another girl. First things first. Climb out of the well, cause I refuse to pull anyone I care about down here with me.

Explain?

Police is observing you!

how I got a girlfriend
>See very quiet also antisocial girl in my classes
>FB stalk her
>Talk on FB for 7 months
>Ask on date because at this point I know everything about her anyway
>We are now engaged a year later

You never heard of those blue pills?

I'm just doing my bachelor in computer science in slowspeed

Maybe you are just gay

thats honestly not much of an excuse

Faggot antisocial personality means psychopath/sociopath. Dont use words you dont know

hit me with that gay shit

Maybe she is a sociopath, it would make them a nice match

cos ur all ugly scruffy cunts. End of. unless u find a female ugly scruffy cunt , you will never find a female who wants you. lol sucks to be you

Because I used to have one, plus she was my dream girl/crush.

It turns out she's REALLY boring and not fulfilling. She was everything I imagined her NOT to be.

Maybe I'm just an idiot I donno, but I ended up breaking up with her and now i'm just a guy without a crush/dream girl.

My life is pretty fulfilling so far, I do whatever I want and enjoy. I work hard, play hard. If I meet a nice girl then sure why not, if I don't then what's the problem anyway?

I'm also getting older, women are starting to look very differently to me now. It's becoming a responsibility, not a fun fuck about.

because your relationship was only based on sex.
Women arent more evil than men, they are exactly the same, egos incarnated.
I personnaly believe we incarnate alternatively as male or female, it didnt always like this, and it wont be forever like this either.
Sex is retarded, it's a necessary evil used for procreation, but one day we will get rid of it.

Oh so you've taken psyche 101 and are the expert. You did the thorough analysis and understand that this girl is clearly a sociopath/psycho? Give me a break dude. Don't start spouting pseudo-knowledge calling it fact. While yes, some who are that way are sociopaths however a great many of others might be depressed or have a myriad other things going on. So a narrow generalization from you just doesn't really cut it.

Cause they're for normies

i cant even look at these disgusting futa images everybody keeps posting

whats with you homo?

women are only good for one thing, and it's not relationships.

Are you retarded? You can google it. Congrats Dunning-Kruger-Effect.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antisocial_personality_disorder?wasRedirected=true

But of course

Currently, I do not, that's right.
However, as someone that lost their virginity at 11, I can thankfully educate you.

What I said is correct. I know that you're pretty much terrified by women and that's okay, it's not normal but hey, its' okay.
So ultimately, me explaining reality is causing you to lash out.

See, user, it's not that women have high standards and fuck all the Chads. It's that YOU have low standards in yourself and women pick up on it. They're sluts, user. 99% of women will spread their legs for cash. You just don't have the fucking balls to take advantage

I’m quite good-looking but a social inept.

I'm not homo

cuz we're not weak ass beta fags that have to hide the fact that we have nothing in the world except the single minded moron we charmed into our graces once. Get Alpha and Omega, you one dimensional faggot.

Meh. I've basically come to terms with it.

I literally don't understand how dating is supposed to work now, and women just behave so incredibly illogically that I can't see myself dating anyone for any sort of meaningful time.

Cause I'm 22 and I look like I'm 15, so I have a hard time finding girls that are around my age.I'm also the quiet type and I'm real picky with the girls I like.

I’m married with 2 kids I don’t have the time for that bullshit

I have love fetish

> calls other pseudointellectual
> doesn't know antisocial personality disorder is called sociopathic personality disorder
> too lazy to google it
Fuck off faggit

ahahaahahahhaha, fucking fag!

>No job
>No car
>No house
>No social life

Stfu Chad

Oh bro. Have you tried men? You probably should.

I'm caught in a romance triangle at work so kind of can't really go for a real gf until I figure out how to push these girls off.

So my boss at work is a 43 year old women who has a husband who is sick and is bedridden. She has to change him and all kinds of stuff so he can't fuck her. Start of last year she started to get kind of flirty with me and start touching my butt and eventually ended up grabbing my junk. 6 months ago we fucked and kind of been an occasional thing. I'm basically being used by her but pretty fun.

But a girl co worker who is same age as me. She's got a kid and is 7 months pregnant at the moment , we kind of get along pretty well. She's lives with the father of first child and current but they aren't married. She bitches about him all the time. This month , I made the mistake of not rejecting advances and maybe gave her the idea I was interested. Been fucking her past weeks multiple times when she is pregnant. She hasn't had sex with her bf in like 4 months. Tells me she's probably going to leave him after the baby is born. Told her I'm not sure if I'm down for that kind of commitment yet. Kind of scared shitless she might be way too much into me and I don't want to hurt her feelings since I do like her a lot, it's just I really don't want to be financially helping raise another dude's kids. She's kind of dumb but she's super nice and fun to hang out with , enjoy a lot of the same type of movies/tv shows. She's a bit tom boy ish and chubby but has big knockers and decent personality. It's just the 2 kids and the fact she doesn't really have any ambition to go beyond where she works. She works at a grocery store and plans to stay there until she is let go tbh. I'm in a manager position but I'm going to school for chemistry and hope to go into engineering field in the energy sector hopefully. Got 2 years left before my bachelors and hopefully maybe get some intern work soon at some companies.

Maybe don't look like an faggot hipsteremo. And get rid of that lesbian glasses

I've had couple girlfriends in the past but currently I'm emotionally way too unstable imo so I choose to be single until I get over this shit.

i only like them till they like me.

But I'm blind also I don't like small frames they block my eyesight :(

Don't use fucking smileys.

bunch o' problems

I don't have a girlfriend, I have a wife. It's like a girlfriend with less sex.

because I´m married and have two fucking jobs, so no time to have a girlfriend even if I want to

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This.

dubs are right

Can I fuck you?

Too much hassle. I can just pop on pornhub and have my right hand take care of something if have to pay as well as run a maze of socail communocation

>If you are poor now you'll always be poor

Improve your life faget

Well only if you dont have a dick.

good stepping stones

How about no, i watch porns for the story.

have some monies
drive a nice car
6/10 looks imo

can't recall the last time i met a potential gf material or actually any girl in a social situation

my life basically
work home

am i lost?

if you're serious you should try to get help with the porn issue man, i had a relationship of 2 years slowly torn apart because of my porn addiction.

shit, man

>rarely leave house besides for compulsory reasons
>when I do I never go out of my way to speak to people I'm not already associated with
>care more about avoiding the reputation of being thirsty creeper than improving my social life

Too poor for a GF
Prostitute is the way