/brit/

Bring back the PIE edition

>paedophile
stopped reading there
fuck off nonce

Thinking about making a post. Your thought?

>america
>anglo

hmm apparently the problem is the battery
it makes orange kling kling color on the icon on the laptop and the laptop shuts off when i remove the charger cable
very very bad

you shouldn't tell people to kill themselves

what the fuck's your problem

nice

anglo here

die nonce die

got worse

willy is out

*pushes it back in*

all areas should be pedestrianised and carcucks euthanised

11 hours and 56 minutes to complete this assignment

retard

think I'll start the assignment that was due on the 5th of this month haha

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Every single one of these is pure fucking garbage. This thread has low standards already, and even still you manage to lower the bar further than previously thought possible.
To verify the existence of such a long chain of posts containing absolutely no humor, I had to watch all of them, and it was misery the entire time.
Please never post these or anything else again.

>humor
foy

>During a suicidal episode, Depussé particularly appreciated Guattari's analytic perspicacity. Félix had been notified by her brother, who was alarmed by her state. "One day, stupefied, I ran into him not far from the La Borde offices and he said, 'So it seems that you want to die. OK, I'm going to tell you something: croak!' and I laughed.

tbf they're hiding that talent very well

all me

spastic

>Every single one of these is pure fucking garbage. This thread has low standards already, and even still you manage to lower the bar further than previously thought possible.
To verify the existence of such a long chain of posts containing absolutely no humor, I had to watch all of them, and it was misery the entire time.
Please never post these or anything else again.

>Livy records an incident during the Second Punic War when the discovery of a four-year-old hermaphrodite prompted an elaborate series of expiations: on the advice of the haruspices, the child was enclosed in a chest, carried out to sea, and allowed to drown.[673] Other rituals followed. A hermaphrodite found in 133 BC was drowned in the local river; committing the hermaphroditic person to the element of water seems to have been the prescribed way to repair the perceived violation of the natural order.

At yet reddit will say transphobia is a recent thing and they used to be accepted before the evil white republican man took power.

all areas should be pedestrianised and carcucks euthanised
think I'll start the assignment that was due on the 5th of this month haha

*whacks out the lunchbox*
*eats the freddo first*

>Every single one of these is pure fucking garbage. This thread has low sta
dards already, and even still you manage to lower the bar further than previously thought possible.
>To verify the existence of such a long chain of posts containing absolutely no humor, I had to watch all of them, and it was misery the entire time.
Please never post these or anything else again.

>yanks

would like mandatory euthanasia for car drivers

>brits

you're not supposed to give (You)s while fedoraposting ffs

I'm a Sup Forums poweruser

on my way to an exam now

wish me luck, its a fairly tough one

what a lovely bridge that turned into

How

ah yes

not sure what you're going on about desu

Good luck

just did a bamboozle with lily allen

apparently its not terror related
dunno how true that is though

Tucson Arizona

Poles are the runtiest runts who ever runted

Stop

got 2,5 months to do nothing

tim's guitar strap triggers me even more than his inability to actually play a note for some reason. can't fucking stand it. might be the 'tism.

moving back in with mum and dad
regressing into an abnormie

plans for the evening:
>poo
>bed
jealous, neets?

don't care

may is killing the mandem

Very got there

think I'll start the assignment that was due on the 5th of this month haha

*hot

Been talking to a girl for weeks on end, got a nude off her last night and only because of that I found out that she has one of those sternum tattoos under her boobs

Really has put my off haha

sincerely hope

'are it when then happens aha

fuck you cunt

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wasn't talking to you fatlad

Having a think about Cox

you should stop talking to her now
that'll kill her haha

bit gay

Jokes on you, you must live there if that's popping up

don't care

wasn't talking to you that time either you fat mong

who cares shag her

shan't be warning any of you of your impending bans ever again

Nothing makes me cringe more than homosexuals using the pejorative, "breeder." I don't know how to put it. They are aware of their fundamental uselessness but turn it upside down.

Homo/bi-sexuality is natural but permanent homosexuality as a lifestyle is an invention.

>richest man in Hull

So he got off the dole then?

my plans
>wank over old bucks posts in the archive

Tim has played more guitar than Slash, he knows what he's doing

nonce

holy fuck I'm one of the guys you reported. My ban wore off like forty minutes ago. Fuck off.

>UK student loan debt soars to more than £100bn
hmm ah yes

the plans:
>anime (of the non-nonce variety)
>wank

think I'll start the assignment that was due on the 5th of this month haha
doxable info

Wonder what that ISIS hostage lad John Cantlie is up to

What happened to that one lad who told murderers to fuck off? is he still "about"?
should have heeded my warning you beta cuck, praise kek, shadilay!
Fuck off arrogant student

don't know how to get to the "talking to a girl" stage

probably converted by now and has a wife

theyre so fucking hot, would absolutely LOVE to fug a gril who had one

>the plans:
>>anime

telling the truth nothing but the truth i bet

Listening to Kasabian. Your thoughts?

According to modern science, all you need is a wig, some lipstick and a mirror.

*blows my load into a nigger*

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Why didn't they climb down the fucking lift shaft?

don't use my fedora webm ever again

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thought it was all state housing?

NO NO NO STOP

moms get mentioned, dads get shafted

typical

Business idea: mandatory abseiling lessons for residents of tall apartment complexes paid for with money from taxing unhealthy food

>both architecture graduates
Wonder if one of them ever said to the other: "Is it just me, or is this commie block a fire safety nightmare?"

srs question

what is it like when your parents die?
my mum and dad are 65ish, its going to happen in the next decade probably. but i have no idea how on earth im going to cope with it.

Italy is very matriarcal
la mama is queen

chad and stacy LOL