Ask a foreigner living in Indonesia anything

Ask a foreigner living in Indonesia anything

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why live in 3rd world r u pedo?

Biggest surprise? And can you state where you are originally from?

So much holes with lakes in you country

I'm a student there...been going on 3 years now

To be honest, I'd rather be a poorfag in Indonesia than a poorfag in the US

Which part of Indonesia are you in?

How is the sex life there? Are all girls whores? Have you come across any children willing to have sex with you for the right price? What is the easiest illegal drug to get?

I'm from the US. Probably the biggest surprise (and something that still gets me) are the similarities between Indonesia and the US. Politically, economically, and socially, I mean. Obviously on the surface they are very different placed.

Java

>I'd rather be a poorfag in Indonesia than a poorfag in the US
Fukken why?

Aim low. Avoid disappointment.

The shit part. Doesn't really narrow it down.

Im not a pedo so I wouldn't know about the children

Indonesian girls are either dtf (small minority) or they're not. There's no gray area. It's because of religion. Even though it's not illegal, it can be difficult to have casual sex because your neighbors can report you for 'disturbing social harmony' or some bullshit.

There is some prostitution managed by the mafia, but it's pretty sketchy

who hard is it to buy drugs in bali? i heard people asking you in the streets if you wanna buy drugs are most likey cops. is it true?

Oh and the drugs, shabu shabu (meth) is probably the most common

How's the food? I like these things, I used to get them in Chinatown NYC from a Thai dude. Now he's gone, he was an old man and now they're difficult to find.

Foreginer from where? Also how cheap is it?

Indonesian living in Norway here. How do you like the shithole?

Not OP, but Indonesia has some pretty damned good food. You have to be careful though, some of it is so spicy it'd send an Indian to the side of the designated shitting street for a week.

I think he lost it after his wife died.
It's just old age stuff. Nothing sinister.

You can eat well in Indonesia (vegetables, meat, eggs) for like $2 a day. You can live in a nice place for like $60-70 dollars a month. Because the standard of living is so low there's not really any stigma about being poor.

where are you foreign from?

Martabak for the mother fucken win.
Not to mention Nasi Goreng Special and a Bintang.

I never understood this, indians use peppers which are native to the Americas to cover up the rotten shit the pajeets eat. That has nothing to do with me and I use them to flavor foods, not to make some stupid statement.

Fact is, peppers are native to the Americas.

How easy is it to get weed? Big trouble for getting caught with it?

I've been to Jakarta and Yogyakarta as well as lots of little spots in the countryside there. My Malaysian Waifu is convinced that all Indonesian food is a cheap rip off of Malaysian food (lol) but who can argue with bakso and mee for about 50,000 Rupiah?

Kek they're only mad about shit hole when they're out of it

Uncle lives there currently and has been for 3 years with 2nd wife and has told me nothing but good things about it so im pretty convinced youre doing well there. Glad you found your calling.

lol 420 weed dood

Yeah, $2 a day is cheap as fuck. Of course if you're poor by Indonesian standards then that's still a lot of money.

All the dog you can eat provided you can catch one.

No, I'm sorry, but the poverty line in the USA is so much higher than in Indonesia that it baffles me that you'd rather be poor in a bona fide shithole than poor in a country that has, at least, running water and sanitation basically everywhere like the USA.

I thought that was chillies. I'm sure pepper was known in Europe in the middle ages and was grown in Aceh or some shit.

Overall the food is good. And it's everywhere, you never have to cook or keep food at home if you don't want to. I can get boring eating white rice all the time so it's important to mix it up. There are some things though I will never get used to (chicken heads, chicken feet, heart/liver). Some food can be ridiculously spicy but usually you get to specify when you order.

Eat shit

They weren't named right. Peppers v pepper. They're totally different things.

If you are a white tourist, please do drugs in Indonesia, then go to jail, get aids and die.

I've never been to Malaysia and I have no interest in a culture war.

I am a white Australian with Indonesian friends who feed me good shit.

They?

Not everyone has your phobias about dying from drinking and having everything modern. Some people dont care for the stress caused by modern day America

How many of your fellow americans that you see there are there for sex tourism? ask you for info etc.

Space aliens in flying saucers

But alcohol is more acceptable to you?

You can believe what you want dude. But from my experience the average Indonesian (poor, but not desperately so) is overall happier and more well adjusted than the average American.

I had to leave the US to understand the sheer amount of bullshit you have to deal with just to exist.

I think it's Germans that do that most not Americans, but I don't know, I don't go anywhere for "sex tourism." That would be a bit weird.

how powerful is the USD there?

how long could you make $25,000 USD last?

Virtually none. There are places in Indonesia you can go for sex, but Java is DEFINITELY not one of them.

What's the deal with airline food?

Do you even live in US fuck face ? Or are you just masking the problems lol.

It's fucked up if you're in cattle class.
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Kind of like gambling being accepted in las vegas but not anywhere else?

If you live like a local person, you can do well enough on $2000-3000 a year. Depends on the area though

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>thinks paying for sex is weird._._

What's your point?
Seems to me that your point is that not only are a shillary supporter but you want us to stoop down to your shit level.

You might want to piss the fuck off.

Well, it's illegal everywhere...but in Bali and some very small 'party' islands you can do it

Thanks for explaining it

Cops, mafia thugs, or both. Shit is out of control in Bali. It's just not worth the risk.

>this is a glitch, or what?

Bullshit. In Jakarta itself is a kupu kupu malam paradise more so then bali..
> am living in sanur. Matabak special is god tier

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By 'the shit part' you mean the wealthiest, most powerful, most culturally influential part of the country?

what foreign are you?

Jakarta is an abomination and I am glad it is sinking into the ocean. It may be on the island of Java, but it's not Java.

Can you read?

>Can you read?
yes, I've read
>Ask a foreigner living in Indonesia anything

don't be stupid, shipping will cost more than the watch (which will be terrible $2 quality)

Do you like the taste of
>pic related

These fags have been posting that shit for months now, they're not blocked by Sup Forums so maybe there's some collusion. Just put filters in for it, it's like andy six logs, you can filter out most, but there will always be outlier bullshit.

Eh it's alright

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oh I haven't been here for months

Once you enter you can never leave.

Do upperclass indonesian girls look like that????

>Just put filters in for it
filters are evil. You should be prepared to listen to any idea, you like it or not. Trumpest

No you're just a faggot that doesn't use technology to your advantage. I bet you watch commercials on TV too because you owe it to them?

I don't know, that girl is not indonesian.

>student going on 3 years

Taking what? Cause everyone knows those schools in Indonesia are Ivy League...

Yes.
Please remove your drug user self from society.

Glady, enjoy your literal poison that actually kills people. You stupid or 12?

Any indonesian girls have really big tits?

I'm studying Indonesian music, actually

Daddy's buying her cosmotology classes to get her away from him. She can learn to buy shoes and shit.

Jealous?

Oh ok, yeah Indonesian music specialists make around 100-150k a year. Good choice

Indonesian food is pretty good, but best if you make it yourself unless you can get into the embassay to the UN in NYC. There really aren't any decent restaurant around, maybe one on the west side, I called their embassy and asked, they're some cool folk.

I’ll take ways to let everyone know you’re underage for $500 Alex

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Yep, that's obviously why I'm doing it. For the money.

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>because paying tuition to waste my time is so much more enriching

now that is one hot pic.

hahaha sicko!

Okay, your question is "man who thinks he's being funny but makes it obvious he fantasizes of being the sherlock of psychology but amazingly for being narrow minded and showing signs of having social problems" you have 5 minutes.

I dont get it

People spend money for more than just survival, sorry your life is rough

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It's a killer attack parrot, you don't want to be it's target.

Sorry you didnt answer that in a form of a question, and i see you wrote your betting was your stance in this convo.

Fooey!

Fuck birds

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