Earlier this morning, I caught my twelve year old daughter looking at vibrators on Amazon

Earlier this morning, I caught my twelve year old daughter looking at vibrators on Amazon.

She didn't notice that I was standing behind her because she had her earbuds in listening to music, so I had time to look over her shoulder and see what she was doing. When I finally realized what she was looking at, I slammed the laptop shut. I took her laptop away from her and grounded her for a month.

About twenty minutes later, my wife told me that she ungrounded our daughter then told me give the laptop back. Our daughter was standing right next to her when she said it.. They both had their arms crossed. I sat there for a while in silence, dumbfounded by what my wife was doing, and then I refused to give it back. My wife and I argued about it for about an hour and then eventually she just gave our daughter her laptop.

Neither one of them are speaking to me. I don't really want to speak to either of them either. My wife completely punked me out in front of our child and now it's going to be fucking impossible to discipline her.

I can't understand it. I try to protect our daughter from becoming a degenerate slut and my own wife undermines me. I still can't believe she didn't have my back on this. What the fuck is this world coming to where twelve year old girls looking at adult sex toys on Amazon is acceptable behavior?

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Holy shit dude, beat them up and then divorce your wife

She a thott. Burn her.

Bro that shit is unavoidable, ain’t like when we grew up, this generation coming up now is watching hardcore porn at like 7/8 years old , I remember jerking off to the fucking jcpenny catalog, it’s a different time

Vibrator is a way better than a black guy's dick, no? She's entering her puberty and you should talk to her, not to punish. I started watching porn at that age.

Your fault for having daughters, you sad, pathetic man. Just so you know this is the least of your worries. Next year you'll be hearing avout her first kill with her friend Jamal.

JUST

I meant to say her first kiss*

Copy pasta again.

damn
i honestly can understand your anger..maybe you could have talked first about the dildo with your daughter but i guess its difficult to stay calm in such a situation.
The backstab of your wife on the other hand ...ever had communication problems with her before?

>Wife and daughter
fake and gay

FUCK

dildos are for filthy cunts and it sounds like ur wifes one of them, u fucked up loser by marrying this retard before you found out suck shit

>people will fall for this pasta
the state of Sup Forums

Your wife is the type of woman who does this shit, it prolly made her feel cool and young to be able to relate with her daughter with dildos.

She defended you daughter because they were in on it from the beginning, as a matter of fact you wife probably gave her the idea.

" mom im starting to feel strange feelings down there "

" Well lets get you a dildo so you can ram that thing up there, until you get tired of the dildo early on and start fucking at a young age like I did "

I have a 8 month old daughter, and when my wife undermines me it pisses me off so much.

Luckily my wife is the submissive type and not a dumb slut. I really feel for you because you weren't able to plant a seed of authority in your kids head, its all downhill from here man.

Better just become an alcoholic.

Satan spoke.

Let's get some pics of the daughter

>this thread again?

How fucking retarded are you? I really hope you’re just trolling. You’re disciplining your daughter for wanting to masterbaute. Imagine when you were a child and you’re stupid ass father came in while you were looking at a flashlight or some shit, anything other than your fucking hand and he acted like you did something wrong for wanting to feel good. I know this can’t be true man but if it is you are literally fucking retarded as shit and if this seems okay to you you’ll be getting divorced in less than 5 years, fucking ignorant fucking retard.

Dude you punk'd yourself. How are you gonna expect that a young person isn't going to masturbate. We all did it and your just jealous that a dildo is going to cuck you.

You're correct OP, this isn't acceptable behavior from a twelve year old and the fact that your wife went behind your back in order to provide a child with sexual gratification is reprehensible. I think both your wife and daughter need a grounding.

Here's an idea: take the serpentine belt from your wife's car, that way she's very "grounded". The serpentine belt is easy to find and remove. Block the IP addresses of your wife and daughters phones and computers from using the router. But they'll still be able to access the internet outside the home or from a mobile hotspot. Also you can deactivate their phones and the account holder.

To justify this and not make these punishments too punitive, have a talk with your daughter about what acceptable sexual behavior is and when it should start. More importantly, the hazards of excess sexual indulgence. As for your wife, you need a long talk with her about communication and possibly some couples therapy after an episode like that.

your daughter will become lesbian and will keep using dildos and refuse to take real dick.

Your an idiot. She's old enough to be curious

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>Satan spoke.
>obeying satan

it sounded familiar as i read it

get ge t get g ot gotgot got

What the fuck is your problem? Your acting like you didn't want to know what the fuck is sex when you first heard about it. Why are you pushing to scold a child for being human

12 year olds can not afford vibrators that shit is expensive, your wife is basically fettishizing your daughters early sexuality which is fucked up and borderline pedophelic so you need to confront your wife pronto.

Conversely you could go full degenerate yourself and turn her into a total cock-monger maybe even get some threesomes out of it with your wife, Western society is dying anyway might as well enjoy the collapse!

>not banging your own daughter
Fucking normies...

This. Education and explanation is key here. Youre creating a situation that will manifest into a self fulfilling prophecy. "daddy doesn't like me looking at vibrators so I'm gonna find a black guy with a huge dick to fill me up instead to make daddy mad."

Don't speak to Satan that way!

Everybody masturbates man. Stop being a fag.

>JCPenney's Catalog
I thought I was so cool early 2000s having one of those. That lingerie section brings back memories

Yeah, you gotta teach her that it's okay to feel that way, that she doesn't need to feel embarrassed and she can use daddy's fleshy vibrator any time she wants.

You're being a good father, don't listen to these faggots.

>instantly thinking about the Big Black Cock
You do realise that's all you guys talk about all day? Not even women talk about cock that much. Do you realise how worrisome that is for you as a man

masterbaute

The wife didn't tell her to look up a dildo. Why is this suddenly the wife's fault. Your reading comprehension and rational is shit

Masterbutt*

Jesus H. Christ.... It's a dildo, not a gun...

And you and your wife needs counseling.

I'm on the fence about this,

On one hand she's letting her dad walk up and see dildos on her screen, obviously not very smart.

If you found the dildo in her drawer I'm not sure that would be better...

IDK OP but definitely tell your woman to talk to you before reversing decisions. Tell her it should always apply and don't let her focus her narrow mind on one specific example. That will make your child pit you against each other for her own gain.

>implying a dildo isn't as dangerous

Old pasta is old.

>12 year olds look up sex toys on their own

The wife may not have facilitated originally but she is now, a child shouldn’t and wouldn’t know to or how to order a sex toy online.

Weather or not you think being open about masturbation with the kid is healthy or not the mothers actions aren’t

12 year olds don’t need fucking dildos

man is right.
they care too much about other guys dick and they say they aint gay
ummm

>le guns are bad maymay
It's none of my business if you want your own daughter running around this crazy world without a way to defend herself but if you think my future daughter won't be absolutely REQUIRED to carry a gun, you must be retarded.

Teach her to use a knife instead...

Yeah, I'll teach her how to just stab bullets out of the sky. Fuck outta here, m8.

I mean, YES, I'll teach her to use a knife, too, but also a gun.

Or, even better, teach her to bludgeon niggers to death with a huge dildo.......

Will it fit

Sorry op your daughter was molested or had dick already. Time to get revenge on who did it. Start with the male cousins

>grounding your kids
This is why white people are becoming a meme.

Ducking youngster we had sears catalog fuck even Woolworth

Become aggresive but not violent with your wife but hide it from the kids and when your little cunt tries to fill hers snap on her then and make her regret ever trying to get mommy to give her what she wants

You screwed up at creating family attempt, but don't regret it. Start living for yourself, do what you always dreamed about, enjoy yourself.

Freaking out was stupid. She's 12 and doesn't know any better. You should have talked to your wife about it, and you should have gotten your wife to talk to her about it, because you're a faggot and you don't know shit about being a 12 year old girl. Now your daughter will hate you until she finally forgives at 28, by which time she'll either by a massive slut or an intolerable dyke. Way to go OP.

Assuming this isn't pasta, you do realize masturbation is normal at that age and she's going to do it with or without a vibrator; this is psychology 101. One of the things you'll have to come to terms with as a father of a girl is that she is going to fuck and get fucked like everyone else. She won't be your little princess forever no matter how hard you try and hold on to her. The more you restrict her, the more she will rebel and go against your wishes behind your back.

Black dildos get her wet

I jerked off all the time and looked up way worse shit when i was 12. Maybe realise it aint the 1800's anymore gramps.

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I really don't see why it matters. If she's just looking at them, what's the harm? I beat my dick 24 hours a day when I was 12 and I'm sure all of you faggots did too. If a preteen/teenage girl wants to go look at vibrators and dicks online, who gives a shit? It's better than her going and making friends with the wrong people and making horrible mistakes TO become a slut. She'll be too busy in her room masturbating.

TL;DR : Let the kids fap!

>this

the truth of the ages

>she's considering buying a sex toy used predominantly in masturbation at an age of sexual maturity?
>better get really irrationally mad and turn her into the slut i don't want her to be, by making even private expressions of sexuality taboo

You fucking retard.

Dude this is going to be your daughter.
She's going to be a rectally destroyed anal slut by the time she's 15.
It won't be long now before she's wrecking her shithole with buttplugs

Haha dumb whores

This is a old copy pasta wtf is wrong with /b op is a troll

>reading comprehension again
He never said she was ordering it.
Stop coming to your own conclusions with no bases in truth

Was she looking at horse dildos

Stale old copypasta and all the newfags took the bait.
Kill yourselves

That's literally not possible

Entirely your fault for trusting women you fucking retard

>most grown women won’t do anal, can hardly get 20 something’s to give blownobs on a first date

You expect me to beleive young girls are doing full blown anal, doubt

What kind of worthless fuckin slag blows a guy on the first date? Your expectations sound unrealistic.

>being this beta

If you can’t get laid within a date or two it means she isn’t that attracted to you

your a idiot

this

Shut up, kid. I had cave paintings.

You’re an idiot. Like you weren’t jacking it at 12. She’ll just find another way to look at porn and sex and without a vibe maybe she’d find a bf instead. Your wife should talk with her about sex and masturbastion and set her up right or she’ll slip into degeneracy on her own especially for being punished for sex interests. Wouldn’t you rather encourage and lead than have her go around behind your back getting into worse than vibes on Amazon?

Fuck niggers

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I hope you get hit by a bus and your wife finds a better man who’s not so brainwashed by “alphas”

why you post this edge music all the time faggot

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Your wife is a cunt, but this user is right. Don't punish her for growing up

where do u live, maybe i can dicipline ur daughter with my cock

nigga ur wifes gay

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>Except if you bang your own daughter

Gang members are always killing each other with dildos.

Kinda sad, isn't it?

Jesus, a few seconds of that is all it took before I started thinking of killing myself.
Same with that

Just go into her room tonight, whip out your dick and tell her that if she wants to be a big girl then you'll treat her like one.

Then fuck her. It'll work like a charm. A girl getting all the love and affection she needs from Daddy has no reason to turn into a slut.

You might have been jacking off but I hope you weren't using a fleshlight.

alright, Moe calm down

absolute bollocks

>My wife completely punked me out in front of our child
You may have overreacted to the laptop thing, but parents need to appear united in front of children. Your wife fucked up there.

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Satan has spoken
burn the thot!

...

Your wife understand that the more you try to fight her from becoming a slut the more of a slut she's actually going to become.

She's using reverse psychology you dumb fuck.

Slap her n break her down an no freedom