24 (TWENTY-FOUR) YEARS WITHOUT A CHAMPIONSHIP

>24 (TWENTY-FOUR) YEARS WITHOUT A CHAMPIONSHIP

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

what?

we won the world championships last year lol

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHA

Chris Kunitz is from Regina

>the city of canada

The Penguins are from Pittsburgh
The Predators are from Nashville

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

wow, you won Stanley Cups wuth our players, LOL, congrats.

lets talk about the Olympics, shall we?

both of their coaches are American too

OP forgot to mention "real" championship

>b-b-buh this is OUR sport
GTFO CANADA

What a fucking joke of a country. Trump should just nuke Ottawa tomorrow for maximum xDs

>only being able to win a trophy for a sport you created once every four years

Must suck

Only casuals and reddit cheer for the other canadian teams

Felt good seeing kuntiz end it T B H F A M

feels good knowing crosgod is going to win one for us again

>posting trump
>while Canadians are taking jobs away from hard working Americans
This is greatest thread ever

Canadacucks on must want to slit their throat knowing pic related might have more cups than their entire shifty nation in a generation combined

struggling to think of a sport canashit is good at

Curling?

Says the NZ fag

do you expect peewis to understand wintersports?

Lol canada is fags

you forgot to read the first part

>amerifat education

You can have the silver cup.

We have the gold medals.

baby seal clubbing

Tittypunching. Their president is the best at it.

>Their president
Our whatnow?

Now the snes have lost, do they have to lose again in English?

President Weedman Tittypuncher, ur current leftist overlord. dumbass leafs don't even know their own president.

I didn't even know we had a president.

hownew.ru

Crabcock

>can't win at sport you invented
>baseball team sucks
>basketball team sucks
>not even good enough to have football team


Why haven't Canadians just kys already?

>>baseball team sucks
>>basketball team sucks
>>not even good enough to have football team
lol who the fuck cares da'quan.

Us Newfoundlanders wear our sealskin with pride

We are also pretty good at men's fastpitch softball.

b-but muh players! muh olympics!
every goddamned year with this shit

Reminder that the vast majority of *players* are Canadian born and raised. Where America beats us is their Jewish billionaire team owners run better teams than our Jewish billionaires.

i'm confused. penguins are led to the stanley cup by the captain of team canada ...

leave curling alone

I think it's more likely that a Canadian MLS team will be champion, before a Canadian NHL team wins the shit out of the stanley cup

Less than half the players in the NHL are Canadian and there are more Americans than Canadians on the Penguins

I like curling though.

Imagine if the NFL was mostly played in a different country that didn't give a shit about it and the few American teams were so bad they couldn't win a championship in a quarter of a century. I literally can't imagine being that cucked of a nation.

>allowing all of """your""" teams to be led by canadians
>americucks

>undefeated in CFL

KEK is the world even trying?

>he doesn't remember Baltimore winning the Grey Cup

Too bad the mlels isn't relevant, you Costa Rican autist.

As soon who is from Canada and dislikes I'm glad

Do leaf's actually have anything to look forward to when it comes to sport?
>get BTFO by BIG STRONG AMERICANS at their own sport
>shit at Olympics
>their Soccer League is the most corrupt in the world
>Toronto Raptors aren't winning a ring any time soon
>shit at every other sport like Cricket & Rugby
etc

>there are americans who are so casual they root for the penguins over literally anyone

sad t bh ifiqhwyf

I like CFL in the summer and Hockey in the winter. There's only a couple weeks after hockey until CFL starts.

>this thread
>while american hockey teams are dominated by canadians
>american football teams are dominated by blacks
>american basketball teams are dominated by blacks
>american baseball teams are dominated by spics

what sports are white american men good at?

>caring about a player's race even if they're good
Pretty rich statement coming from a country with a NT only half as black as France's.

banging ur mom lol

>Pretty rich statement coming from a country with a NT only half as black as France's.
and which country is that?

why do americans always phonepost?

>all the best Canadian players are living in the US
>all of their children are being born in the us
>the next top generations of hockey players will be from the us

Enjoy whatever remains of elite Canadian hockey while you can. 20 years from now it's all over.

t. Americans in the 1950s, 70s and 90s

Oh wait, you're still shit.

For real though Toronto got robbed. Should be facing the Warriors in the finals right now.

nah they didn't deserve it, they were mediocre all season and were destined to get stomped on by stronger playoff teams.

>Are criminally terrible at Basketball even though one of them invented it
>Suck at Hockey even though it's their #1 sport
>Couldn't even beat the rotmouths and had to wait for permission to be their own country in 1931

At least they dominate curling, right?