If America didn't exist, which would be the dumbest, fattest country on Earth?

If America didn't exist, which would be the dumbest, fattest country on Earth?

Russia.

UK

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Fuck they patched it

America hasn't been the fattest in a long time. its like Saudi Arabia or some shit.

Patched what

The US hasnt been in the top 20 for fattest countries in almost a decade. Take your pick of any of the top 20 for your answer

def UK

Actually I think AUS still holds that prestigious title

aus

They did for awhile. Now it is Naru and Palau tied for first. The US comes in at 21st

Mexico?

all islanders of pacific sea are fatter than mutts

Mexico

Doesn't like Jamaica or Barbados or one of the Caribbean islands have one of the highest obesity rates in the world now?

this is actually an interesting thing to think about... what a pleasant suprise

2/10 . no maga hat. no flag waving in the light breeze. no Big Gulp in hand.
get it together tyrone

Are you for real?

lawl

yeah thats obviously wales
they dont make soccer shirts big enough

They should use a garbage truck instead

The fattest has been discredited and I'll jump in to say there's plenty of countries with lower literacy, quality of education and incentive to pursue education. Euros should bring new material to these threads, like some harbored terrorist cells or rape squads.

UK
Russia IS the dumbest, but they aren't fat (because they're poor, not for lack of trying) so they can't be on top.

Statistically, Mexico.

UK obesity rate is 27%, the US obesity rate is 35%, and the gap between the UK and other first world countries is pretty big

Nobody said india yet?

/thread

But it is still the dumbest

this

afaik Germany isn't doing so well either. 22.3% obese apparently

obese doesn't mean a whole lot, morbidly obese is where the real numbers are at.

>being this delusional and out of touch.

Sure, user. UK is Amerifat jr

yeah, there isn't actually a differentiation between morbid obesity and obesity on most studies. there is differentiation between being overweight and obese, but I can't find any info on morbid obesity.

UK is already fatter and dumber.

>US "invented/discovered everything"
>US "dumbest"
choose one

Canadá are fat too

fucking newfag

>America
>country

Did you pass your Geography exam?

American Samoa
Nauru
Cook Islands
Tokelau
Tonga
Samoa
Palau
Kiribati
Marshall Islands
Kuwait
Saint Kitts and Nevis
Micronesia
The Bahamas
Barbados
Belize
Qatar
Egypt

are all fatter than the united states right now

source is the London telegraph

Discounting US and Mexico (America)
New Zealand is the heaviest, add Dumbest to the mix and the UK wins.

lol how could Russia be fat when like 2/3 people are on heroine or crocodile.

Thanks for probably being the one non Russian bot though.

Most likely overeating immigrants

UK

We are the fattest country in Europe already, we vote for stupid shit (Brexit), we allow our government to ban certain types of porn, next month you need ID to access online porn (legally, of course VPNs will get around that for now) and we consistently elect shitty governments.

If America is number one for fat and stupid, we're number 2.

Holy fuck are you retarded? You sound like you're obese because of that ridiculous detail.

Geography isn't a proper noun and semantics are pedantic.

You gotta understand that United States is probably bigger than all these areas combined.

and?

What do you mean without America?
Mexico already is dumber and fatter.

Compare 'obese people' from other countries with those from the US, Mexico and Samoa.

>they aren't even on the same level

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>My first statement was disproven, so I'll fall back on this one!