>at the beach >enjoying some chips at a takeaway shop >look across the street >good-looking woman in a bikini >erection intensifies >she turns around >tattoo on her shoulder >welp, there goes the erection
Not long after...
>see the same woman >she's with her boyfriend >he has numerous visible tattoos >he looks like a degenerate >he probably hears "sorry, Sir, but you did not make the shortlist for this job" quite a lot >he probably wouldn't remember if he was shortlisted anyway, in between hits of meth >they walk off >that's that, then >even if she was single, I dodged a fucking bullet because of her tattoo/s
Is there a direct correlation between people who willingly desecrate their body, and some kind of "genetic predisposition" to being a gigantic, irredeemable loser? Does it lie on a deep neurological level?
Why are all tattooed people such cataclysmic fuckups?
Eli Mitchell
I rather assume based off false triggers like tattoos? Sure. Them non-tattooed criminals are just so much better!
Adam Sanchez
>Complaining about a single tattoo on her shoulder Faggot.
Jose Murphy
Nice copypasta.
Robert Turner
And did OP make a thread because he saw some other dudes girl and felt he was entitled to not feel insecure and needs a word hug from Sup Forums?
Thomas Collins
>tattoos >ever
A tattoo is just another way of saying, "I am a shallow, vapid attention-whore" without actually having to say it. If your tattoo serves as a "memory" of the deceased, you're only causing yourself anguish. Memories were meant to fade. The brain has evolved that way, for a reason. If your tattoo expresses an opinion, then know that an opinion should only be expressed (a) from the mind (b) from the heart or (c) not at all.
Adding to that, people who have their body degraded with tattoos are far more willing to have their body degraded in other ways. After all, "I've come this far. Why not experiment a little-further?" Such people will turn to recreational drug use and, in the more extreme cases, steal from family, friends and strangers alike to feed their disgusting, utterly selfish habit.
Tattooed people are the scum of the fucking Earth.
David Brooks
Im thinking about getting tattoos because my ex bf dumped me for a tatted up girl and I feel hopelessly depressed. My ex was a serious drug addict though... I'm cute without tats right? I do have a lil penis though.
Matthew Stewart
this is all true. i'd rather have 1000 homosexuals ride a train on my ass than fuck one tattooed bimbo.
Jacob Rodriguez
Tattoing is an expresion of histrionism.
Histrionism is a personality disorder.
A personality disorder is a handicap to the person who suffers from it and/or a liability to the society.
Wyatt Baker
I don't have any myself, but I like some ink on a woman.
Austin Bennett
i recently became a manager at my job. It's a creative company, and I have artists and musicians reporting to me. Over the last three weeks, I fired all the ones with tattoos. Fuck them.
Parker Allen
Women with tattoos certainly fuck on the first date. If they say they don't, just spit in their face, and the legs will spread.
Dylan Young
Oh my god you fucking newfags lol
Isaac Evans
What's with this spitting in the face, my ex bf did that and i hated it
Jose Sanders
If your job is to do stupid shit that doesn't help the company, you're on track.
Ayden Martinez
Well that's because you're a faggot gaynon.
Carter Morales
i met a nice girl recently. After a nice dinner, we were making out at her place, and her shirt came off. I saw a little tramp stamp on her lower back. I stood up, grabbed my coat, and left.
Gavin Rivera
It's just to demean you, make you feel like the garbage that you let him make you feel like. Shame on you.
Angel Wilson
Tattoos are dope and only beta cucks complain about them bc they can't hook up with the girls who have them
Lincoln Carter
>girl >dinner >making triggered.
Mason King
Sounds legit
Leo Hernandez
my job is not to be repulsed by disgusting specimens at my workplace.
Easton Russell
You're doing God's work.
Jaxon Perez
Well fuck I didn't know what I was doing, 2 years ago I was a man
Wyatt Johnson
Did you legs instantly spread?
Asher Martin
yes
Ryan Young
>Why are all tattooed people such cataclysmic fuckups?
ive got tattoos and a phd
fucking NEET faggot
Gavin Stewart
>neuroLOGical
Liam Gonzalez
Copypasta sure. I like a non tattooed woman when presuming innocence. And a tattooed women when presuming promiscuity. Otherwise I dont mind a tatto here or there for any reason, as long as its a good one.
Brandon Clark
>phd One can't have a doctorate in sucking dicks, Dr. Dicksucker.
Zachary Mitchell
Imagine if any of these retarded stories were actually true
Nicholas Young
You sound experienced. How do you suppress your gag reflex?
Nathaniel Robinson
shoo shoo Andy
Isaac Harris
50+yo with tattoos - hardcore- do not fuck with 20 something with tattoos - pussy with sensitivity issues
Joshua Wright
This is bait. Not only is it bait, it's pasta bait. Sage and move on
Joseph Gonzalez
sure kid. you got a tattoo and can't even get a fucking job.
Logan Nelson
...
Elijah Jackson
if bait, it's no less true.
Joseph Kelly
i look at tattoos kinda like cigarettes. waste of fucking money.
Ryder Ramirez
Do you feel threatened by it?
Brandon Young
this 100% happened. yup.
Gavin Davis
Honestly? Yeah, but not for that reason, I really really liked making him cum, gave me a sense of satisfaction that I was fucking good for something. I want a new bf so bad but finding men as a trans woman is hard
Jayden Green
>Why are tattooed people scumbags? >Tattoos don't turn me on >They look like degenerates
Kill yourself
Leo Moore
I somehow misread this as >I stood up, grabbed my cat, and left
Eli Bailey
OP is a virgin
Cameron Bell
>be me, 10 years old >dad promises a bike for my 11th birthday >day arrives, no gift at all >disappointed.jpg >dad finally shows up >ask where bike was >dad takes off shirt >points at back, says "look" >see new tattoo of bullfighter >ask "what's that?" >dad answers, "that's your fucking bike!"
Fuck my dad, fuck tattoos, and fuck anyone that gets a tattoo.
Luis Ross
Have sleeves. Masters Degree in Aerospace Engineering and literally am rocket engineer. Live in Southern California, slay pussy and surf. Make awesome money. Most people at my place of work have tattoos, you've heard of it but I won't be a dick and rub it in. Been coming here since 2006 just for threads like this one where marginalized nerds vent their autism. I hope I can add just a little fuel to that fire. I love you Sup Forums, even in your new, even shittier form.
Nolan Hughes
this is new Sup Forums. no one knows what you're on about.
Ayden Williams
OP has a keen sense of what matters in life
Christopher Morales
Take note. This is how you LARP.
Benjamin Davis
>Make awesome money. define awesome money. please be precise.
Landon Murphy
Hey I'm in Laguna and I surf too, but I'm trans, wanna fuck? That's me
Grayson Wilson
Now that is a conditioned Pavlovian response if I've ever seen one. However user, you are by all rights correct. Nearly everyone I know that has a tattoo is a miserable fucking degenerate that belongs on a cross. >Inb4 Anecdotal fallacy Fuck anyone who thinks I'm wrong for noticing degeneracy and ink walk hand in hand, especially when everyone else in the planet corroborates this sentiment.
Ethan Ross
No, just tired of seeing it
Parker Wright
It must suck getting triggered over people enjoying other things than you yourself enjoy
Tyler Cook
you yourself DON'T enjoy
Oops
Connor Roberts
imagine how many times her father and uncle diddled her to make her like this
Robert Cruz
Here's a thought: white skin is attractive because it's easy to see bad health in white skin. Therefore, when it's white and healthy as it should be, you know the person is healthy, and that makes the woman fuckable, as she is non diseased and clearly has blood flowing, good glowing skin, etc.
Imagine taking the largest (by visibility) indicator of health and blemishing it.
Things like sleeves are the most retarded of tattoos because you've essentially taken your arm (or both) and made it looked diseased. Peoples brains cannot unthink that a dark limb is anything but netrotic and unwell.
If humans were born patterened an artificial change might be a neat idea but humans have clear skin and it only looks good clear, not scribbled on or made darker like its about to fall off.
OP is correct.
Josiah Carter
I was thinking the same thing. I'm all for tattoo's, but Jesus. Some serious trauma has taken place in that poor girls past
Noah Fisher
IDK, I'd let her blow me out of curiosity.
Nathaniel Ortiz
>Letting those fangs near your cock You are either brave or insane
Caleb Diaz
If she's willing to do this, she's willing to do everything I could dream up. I'm down. I bet she has a gang of piercings on her cunt lips.
Brayden Brooks
OP's mom was the town bike. Maybe you can have her.