Str8 male here. Let's face it. The vagina is a fermenting yeast post of slime and goo...

Str8 male here. Let's face it. The vagina is a fermenting yeast post of slime and goo. This is why the female asshole is my life. But maybe traps tool

assholes are hot as fuck i love them

Me too. I do like eating pussy, just not looking too much if it's a log of skin

Str8 males who say they wouldn't fuck this delicious ass are liars.

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>The vagina is a fermenting yeast post of slime and goo
Ain't that the truth.
Daily reminder that women push out giant wads of vaginal discharge when they shit, which is basically huge collections of smegma and mucus

Bonus : You get to suck her cock before and after you fuck her welcoming asshole.

but user, the poop is there

>Scared of yeast

Better stay away from nearly every time of leavened bread, beer, and yogurt you fucking man child. Play it safe and stick to mountain dew, Sir Cucking of Neckbeerdom

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>Straight male
>Thinks pussies are gross

Pick one faggot.

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ITT: lots of actual virgins who wouldn't know what to do with a real life pussy if it hit them in the face.

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>str8 male
>traps

Faggot.

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you guys think you're so clever. well, you are.

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oh noes. someone who hates trannies showed up. ive never seen this one before.

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or this

You niggas are gay.

I'm contributing to the thread and posting traps... Should I post a different kind of trap?

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>worried about regulated yeast
>inserts penis into rectum, land shit and possibly pinworms
Ok, OP.

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or this

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I don't think you quite grasp the concept of what it means to be straight.

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or this

Oops!

How is putting your dick inside someone's shit hole not infinitely more disgusting? If you're a fag, just be a fag. Stop coming up with autistic arguments for why one is better.

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>Apologize for this right now faggots.

Telling them to stop coming up with autistic arguments is like asking an autistic person to not be autistic.

Ooops!

Of all the mammals in the animal kingdom, humans have the ugliest vaginas. But biological drive is a powerful thing.
Also buttholes

Oops, I did it again...

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Why limit yourself to just two holes, when you can have three?

>Check mate faggots.

LoOk wE aRE jUsT As NorMal aS yOu!

Those are some of the worst instincts I've ever seen

need sauce of this pic so bad, i cant stop cumming to him

Post traps, stop wasting images

god damn, wheres that vid from

Hurr durr I'm a trap now!

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Kill yourself faggot.

Oh right, this is a trap thread after all.

Oops, forgot the nice trap picture for these faggots.

No, that's the wrong kind of trap on the right; should look like pic related.

BoI pUcCi iS bEsT PuCcI!

why do gooches get me so fucking hard?

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Wat, I don't see the difference.

Probably because you're an autistic little faggot?

>Str8 male here
sure you are

It's not a trap Just a regular plant with leaves

Hey, I think I'm starting to like trap threads now.

>This one is sexy af.

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What do you guys think about this trap?

OIC, you want the bitey plants. Gotcha fam.

great thread guys pls continue

It's OK, but the brick and sticks are in the way. Plus, no bitey parts.

>More like included pic.

Who wouldn't marry this prime female?

No problem, got plenty of taps on hand my dude!

Stop derailing the thread and contribute with relevant images.

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No way, it has bitey parts but isn't green and isn't a trap.

Is this good?

My bad

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mless G7A8FF28

My favorite brand too!

>This delicious trap is just for you.

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Yeah, he is spiderman, meaning he can make traps out of webs.

Spidey is always good. Just stay away from the traps.

I wonder if we can trap traps with these? Let all these little faggots fuck dead, bloated traps.

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GAS THE FAGS

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Is this a trap or s torture device.

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So is the original picture a trap or a female?

WE NEED A FAGGOT CONTAINMENT BOARD CALLED /fag/

PACK ALL THE FAGGOT PORN SPAM IN THERE

ALL THE TRAPS, ALL THE DICK RATE THREADS, ALL THE OTHER FAGGOTRY, WHOOSH, GONE, SLAM THE LID AND KEEP THE FAGGOTS LOCKED IN THERE, WRITHING IN A CESSPOOL OF FETID STALE SEMEN, ISOLATED FROM DECENT SOCIETY. FUCK THE FAGGOT SPAM!!!

ゴシ! もう一人のファゴットがいます!

過去1年の間に/ b /にfagotスレッドの明らかな侵入があります。 WTF?

もしfaggotryが人気のあるsoooならば、fagotのポルノのspammersのためにすでに設定されている封じ込めボードを見てみましょう。

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Wish we had a /fag/ section for faggots like OP.

Oh wait, we do! /LGBT/

The OP played himself, faggots usually do.

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