Would you take a MILF home to meet your friends and family?

Would you take a MILF home to meet your friends and family?

Be at work
Hey guys I have a lady friend coming down later
Is she hot?
Yes
How old?
Idk, older.
Umm, how much older?
like late 40s maybe 50s?
Hahahahahah.
They laughed and teased, cougar jokes, impossible she's hot etc.
She showed up a little while later and they both shut up.
My mom has already met her, but I think under a different circumstance might be awkward.

Depends how much money she has. If she can take care of me so I don’t have to work again maybe. But not otherwise.

Only if she makes me tendies

>assuming MILFs aren't my age

Then they're just a normal GF, faggot.

The whole point of a milf is they're inappropriately older than you but you think you might get away with it. If you're just some old fuck banging another old fuck, who gives a shit?

Tried at 19. Fucking dumb. Learned not to bring slam pieces to friends and family. Your mom will be polite but it'll be the worst acting gig of her life. Your milf, if she thinks it's a good idea is mentally unbalanced, a recent divorcee, or will drive the divide. Keep her in the bedroom...

> Visiting dad
> Dad has a girl over I've known for a few years.
> Younger than I am decent body, shit face.
> She's over every night
> Going out each night to give them room is running through my cash, when I came to visit him in the first place.
> At a bar
> Bartender Is early 50's eh body but fantastic rack. She's also the mother of the girl my dad is stuffing.
> I'm a decent guy so I don't say shit in case she doesn't know.
> Decent guy only has so much money and so many fucks to give.
> Flirting as the night goes on, nothing serious at first as she's known me for years.
> By closing time she's pretty ready to go and offers to drive me home (I hadn't had anything but water for the last 2 hours.)
> Make as much noise as possible when I get her to my dads place.
> He comes out to bitch
> Daughter comes out.
> Mother and daughter yelling at each other.
> Dad yelling at me.
> Mother drags her half naked daughter out of the house.
> Once they're gone dad drops the act.
> Get a "Well played" for cock blocking my dad.

We still laugh about it to this day.

checked

I did and I married her too.

> Younger than I am decent body, shit face.
found your family

what age difference?

21 - 35 when we met, now 27 - 41 now.

you better ditch that bitch soon or you'll be stuck with her. her face must be going downhill fast now.

Yeah women hit a peak sometime in their mid thirties and then go off the cliff around 40.

Nope she's a Japanese woman, to me she's better looking now then when I first met her, and I'd still fuck her mother who is 65, so thanks for the concern but I'll be fine.

that's pretty beta, dude. even more so given she's a gook.

Yes Dad thanks for the pep talk, you always have such great incite into living well and being happy I'll take it all on board as usual.

Roger that, Asian chicks are easy. You can bang them twenty years younger no problems.

he should have just shut up, then you all could have had the most awkward morning ever together.

>women hit a peak sometime in their mid thirties

Try their mid twenties

yes I would. Dad would love to meet her

I mean the whole package. But looks, yes, for sure.

We would keep in touch for 20 year or so

And we'd keep up the fun

No. But I'd fuck her if she's fat enough.

I did. And it turned out well. I was 23 and she was 36 when started. Brought her to my home, she got along with my family and in essence, became a part of my family lol.

*insight

zozzle

You go me there Dad :) at lest you were some help to me.

*Got
All do it for you. Typing while eating is not a good combo.

*I'll :)

I'm not even that dude, just came to the thread to be a cunt and fix people's grammar. :^)
It really activates my almonds
here have tome nice tits

This

Doesn't matter I'm happy to play with you, I've got nothing else to do. Thanks for the tits.

peak at 25. 35 is still hot sometimes but often times already going downhill.

>be me, 22
>friend adds some random chick to our discord
>make some jokes with her and what not
>She messages me asking about my friend
>End up talking gradually more and more over time
>She reveals her marriage isnt what it use to be and her husband cant keep up
>Tell her that is a shame
>she confesses she would do dirty things with me
>Cuck her husband and sleep with her and we go to vegas together.
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