Kinkiest thing you, or someone you know, has gotten up to

Kinkiest thing you, or someone you know, has gotten up to.

InB4 "Missionary solely for the purposes of procreation"

Pic related, but I sat on her face, and then facefucked her and came down the throat.

My gf takes huge cum loads from her lover and tells me about it while we fuck

Missionary without caring about procreation

Why do you want to know?

made my wife go to a 7-11 with her tits out and buy me a coke. We did similar things like that 4 nights in a row.

That's a lot of coke to drink at night. Or were the next 3 nights slightly different?

I've eating shit and rubbed it all over me, and I've gotten several gfs to do the same

slightly different lol. She got more confident each night. self recorded herself too so we could watch. i made her do different tasks each time one being unzipping her jumping and asking if her tits looked okay. Good fun.

the indian guy at the petrol station had no idea what was going on.

Aussie btw

After a night out rolling on molly my mate put about 2 cups worth of cold left over spaghetti bolognaise up his gfs minge and laid her on the dining room table and had a snack.

About six of us sat around and watched before we got hungry and went to maccas. I think she ended up with a mad infection.

Consensual sex in the missionary position for procreation and pleasure

Frequently fantasize with wife about her being a huge slut and being gang banged etc. We always cum the hardest during that fantasy.

must be a cuck

Do you feel good about that? Do you feel like you added something to the continuum? Cause I can promise you you didn't.

In college, was dating a chick and was at her apartment. Her roommate was out for the night, so it was just the two of us and the roommate’s dog. GF starts giving me a blowie on the couch, her kneeling in front. Feels amazing and I’m closing my eyes when all of a sudden she pulls off and screams “whoa!”. I look down and dog is behind her, licking her pussy and ass. She went to reach back and swat him, but I grabbed her hand and put t back on my cock and then pushed her head back down. She kept up the BJ, dog licked for a while and then tried to mount her, pumping away. I was going to let him, but she pulled off and said, no, the licking was ok, but I’m not fucking the dog. We are pretty sure the roommate did it from time to time based on how quickly the dog went there.

>In a 24/7 D/s relationship
>Beat her on a regular basis
>Piss on her
>Ass to mouth
>Make her eat my ass whenever I want it
>Threesomes
>4somes
>Orgies
Not sure what more I can do at this point

I got into urethral sounding for a while. It was never as good as I imagined, but kept doing it hoping it would get better. Meh.

Fucked this natural blonde with a hot pink asshole. She told me to lick her pink asshole. I said God yes!!!

Have you tried ginger root sounding? I cum buckets whenever I do it.

Hot.

just an exhibitionist.

As good as Bengay on the balls though?

I love getting rimmed from my gf. She likes it when I choke her when we fuck. I love putting it in her butt.

Pics.
How did you forge said relationship?
Is she decent?
Are you decent?

Better, other than you can pull it out, and the pain stops. But the burn is intense. I do about a 2 inch long matchstick of it and slide it in where just the very top is out of the urethra.

I really got off on it. I ended up fucking her soon after, since she stopped the BJ. When I got behind her, her pussy lips were engorged and pinkish/red like they would be with a lot of foreplay and fucking. I didn't last long, thinking about the fact that the dog's tongue had been back there, inside her, on and in (kind of) her ass. Would have loved to have seen her lick or suck the dog, but we put him away in the roommates room before continuing.

>Pics.
I'm not dumb enough to post them on Sup Forums
>How did you forge said relationship?
I've been in the BDSM scene for a long time, she was new, and we hit it off very well
>Is she decent?
Yup. She's 5'2 110lbs mostly in her tits
>Are you decent?
I could stand to lose 10lbs but I'm good looking

A bunch of friends , friends wives , girlfriends and family have either drank or had my load on them or in them at different times and had no idea

Figging?

please elaborate

Have done that too, but figging is typically in the ass. This is a matchstick of ginger root in your dick

How so

Regularly whip, fuck, piss on and have cut a local trap.

Ex wife was a huge exhibitionist, petite with big tits she loved to show. One of our favourite things to do was have her strip naked in the car and drive round the streets, slowing up for the lucky ones. Once while she was totally naked masturbsting, her big tits bouncing to her rythem we came to a junction and a group of teen guys and girls came from round the corner getting a full view of my big titted wife frigging herself off, I just sat there and let them watch, the girls wandering off shouting "You big titted slut" she opened her eyes at that and saw the group of young guys watching her, she looked each of them in the eye and had such a hard orgasm, body shaking, big round tits flailing about, all the time maintaining eye contact with the young lads, them whooping and hollering at her, a couple adjusting their growing erecting. We drove off, the wife still panting, exilerated that her big fat tits were probably the first they had seen, spoilt for life :P.

He's one of those gross fuckers who likes to cum in food/lotion/shampoo etc
These people should be neutered

I have come on or in their panties which were dirty as well as clean ones and put then back to wear . Tooth brushes , their vibrators , even came in a friend's girlfriends milk that only she drinks after she left me alone in their house for an hour or two. I have also cum in their face cream and lotion many times as well as other shower accessories and not once have they said anything

Does it dissolve in milk/cream/lotion?

figging

Figging is typically anal, which is why I used the terminology I did above.

No but I shook it up so it mixed in and she drank a glass when she got home and didn't say anything , the lotion I mixed in with the straw on the pump and they never said anything

Facial cream you can't shoot your entire load in because it won't absorb it so you have to move it around until it covers it all and pour the excess out

eaten ass, period sex with oral, golden showers, the whole nine yards.

If we are being honest, is right, you should be neutered or kill yourself, either one works

Got my sexy 17 year old redheaded girlfriend to fuck me in the ass with an 8 inch strapon. I rode her and then she fucked me doggy style while pinching my nipples and I was jerking off and moaning like a girl.

We were both high. Also she gave me footjobs.

user- what kind of dog was it? Did you ask herb she enjoyed it? Did she ever try it again?

my gf tried the whole strapon thing, but she got one with a ton of bumps and it hurt like a motherfucker.

It was a yellow lab I think, or maybe a lab/retriever mix. Good sized dog, not like a toy dog.

As to whether she ever tried it again, they lived together for two years and the roommate worked nights as a server at a Kona Grill, so was out of the house almost every night. My gf had a scholarship so didn’t need to work, so she’s end up at home and would watch the dog. Her m.o. around the house was typically just a long t-shirt, sometimes with underwear, but a lot of time not, so I wouldn’t put it past her to have done it again. She did admit to me that it felt good when he was licking her and she almost came.

shouldve reinforced it

What do you mean?

Keep getting her to embrace the whole idea of playing with a dog

Ah yeah, in hindsight, totally should have.

my gf is starting to like porn w/ animals but idk if shed ever have the guts to actually do anything, closest we got is one time we were fucking and her cat got under us lol

Used to have an open cuck/hotwife/reverse thing with an ex

Consensual Non-con

face sitting both ways

tying/being tied up and tortuously teased/fucked

Was forcefully jerked off by a man against my will too I guess that counts

Oh also age/incest roleplay

nice trips, also very hot

try apologizing

What was your hottest experience? Describe in detail.

ty. And yeah some good memories with her

hottest is hard to say hey. Came buckets when i tied her up and wrote shit on her in her lipstick and got her to tell me how she fucked her co-worker over a slutty weekend away she had with him while she ate my ass/sucked me/I fucked her

My gf sister sucked me off while I made out and fingered my gf

>she ate my ass/sucked me
This is why you allow them to be sluts.

I honestly got off on hearing her be a slut tbh. But yeah, was good as hell

sex
jk im a virgin

But also using an inflatable in her ass until she cried while I jerked off onto her was good