Im debating suicide

Im debating suicide.
Im leaning towards the rope.
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do it now

why ?

Only faggots kill themselves. Don't be a fag OP

Fuck off you fucking emo faggot. No one debates suicide, you either fucking do it because it's what you want and you think it's the only option or you fucking cry about it on social media because you want attention.

My deplreaion has hit an all time high.
My parents hate me
Brother never even wants to speak to me
Job is shitty
Im trated like shit by anyone and everyone.
Im super passive
Single as fuck
Broke
Barley afford rope.

Rope is a shitty method. You could be found after you pass out but before you die. Then you are just living with brain damage. Depressed and retarded.

Can you get your hands on a gun?

I possibly can

What country do you live in?
How old are you?

Jesus you pathetic fuck. Get your own place,
work out and eat healthy. If you wanna bang chicks just start going out and try talking to them instead of sitting in your parents basement posting bullshit on 4chen.

or you could just kill yourself now and do us all a favor

Might as well shoot the autistic 4channers than shooting yourself.

>debating suicide
You'll lose everytime.

hey guys, dubs and OP hangs himself on stream gogogogogogo

These questions are relevant.

Answer them so I can help you get a gun to use.

If you're legitimately considering suicide, please seek help. I almost lost a dear friend because she attempted taking her own life. You may not care about your life right now, but others do.

Done

USA
20

Fuck that. We need more suicide.

People don't care. They only like to pretend that they do so they can get their own attention and virtue signal.

>20
>wants to kill himself

You haven't even started your life yet bro. Don't leave until the good parts

Don't. But if you have to make sure you get your numbers right. Straglation is not pleasant. Or, go to a pawn buy the cheapest 12ga they got and aim for the middle roof of the mouth. It'll be a lot quicker and with less room to error. My personal favorite is the one where you go seek professional help instead. I'd just rather you didn't suffer if you do choose the cowards way out.

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hey i got a girlfriend and sucked on titties this weekend how about you shower and shave your neckbeard and put some cologne on and maybe you wont be posting beta threads on a Sup Forumseta board

welp

m8 i'm 48 and seeing these threads makes me dizzy.
It gets to be like looking at babies who look around and say "It's all shit, there's no future, fuck this."

brahh if u gonna kill yourself then might as well do whatver the things you were always afraid of doing like talking to random girls and practicing communication by meeting random people whenever you want and see where your curiosity leads you. Talk to whoever you want about anything, like suicidal thoughts or anything lol. just have a talk with anybody. plz elaborate more about your suicidal motive....

q-q-quaaaaads!

It's going to vary by state, but you should be able to rent a gun at a shooting range.

You have to show up sober and stay calm.
The only thing is that once you turn that gun on you, you can't hesitate. You have to pull the trigger or you could be stopped.

Pick a range close by and maybe scope the place out first. Get one with lots of rows so you can for sure pull the trigger and not be stopped.

Your best bet is a shotgun to the roof of the mouth.

If you use a handgun, make it a 9mm to the temple. A really big caliber may cause too much recoil. A .22 may not kill you but just make you severely retarded.

Tell me all about it bro. These fucking kids get angsty over nothing

Dem quads

FUCK YOU

is OP still here?

If your real about killing yourself post your social and bank accounts once you give that to user your committed

Trips are Truth

Quads dirty lies told by walrus farting assholes

Does this happen?

I'm the guy who got quads, I'm also from /k/, so let me tell you why you're idea is shit. Most gun ranges will not let you rent if you are alone for this exact reason. In addition they can spot people who are casing the place pretty well most of the time. Let's say you find some shitty range where this is not the case. You are still going to scar everyone in that room for life. So don't.

i feel you bruddda am also gonna kms.

no, fuck you mate

Also check em cock fags.

Yes.

Rarely, but yes.

Bullshit on not letting you rent if you are alone.
And when I say case the place, I mean go in and use the range normally. Maybe bring someone with the first time.

The second time is when he should do it.

Or fuck it, do it the first time.

Okay, I for one hate it when a guy gets unsolicited counsel in opposition to what his intentions are. People in this life want something when they want something. By saying you're going to hurt others or scar this person or that, why does that literally even matter? You'll have no concept of them suffering in the future in ANY capacity. This is HIS way out, HIS prerogative--trying to guilt him into not doing it on the possibility that it might hurt others is not what he's looking for. Fuck sake.

Bitch, I'll fuck you into another dimension between the couch cushions.

Dont do it watch this gif and it will save your life

You sure about that faggot? i'll fuck you up real bad. I got a black belt in karate and can kill you before you even make a move.

Don't shoot much do you? Or do you just go to do awful ranges?

How much money do you make?

Why do suicide fags always kill themselves in the most boring ways? It's the last thing you're ever going to do, don't be a goddamn pussy about it.

>my first time... when see a glitch

Don't, unless you can find a place to hang yourself from that'll snap your neck instantly.

I hung myself from a tree and swung for a few seconds before the rope broke. It was the most painful, terrifying thing I've ever experienced. There was no acceptance, or peace. Just sheer animal terror. When I fell I lost consciousness for a few seconds, and the relief I felt when I came back alive made all the psychological pain I was in before look like fucking peanuts. Nothing is worse than dying. Nothing.

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Why'd you do it

cause im a massive faggot

Because my uncle molested me as a kid.

It's not something I like to talk about, but now I often think about it and masturbate with my brothers socks in my face. The smell is like a rancid cheese but it makes me spray my baby juice like a 58 year old mexican eating DOminos pizza and kasssdaklasfajslkafjalkfasjflkasjfafa

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Look, OP. I'm taking the big leap in 3 more years after I save up 50k and blow it on fuck all.
Automobile assisted suicide. Gonna tie a very long rope around a very, very, very secure steel or cement beam--bust my back window, carry the rope through and tie it around my neck VERY tightly. Gonna blast an appropriate song (still debating) and gonna floor it. Eventually after I reach 40mph the rope is gonna run out and if the force from the rope doesn't entirely rip my head off then it's gonna break my neck for sure. Should be damn near instant and I don't give a fuck who cleans up after.

I was diagnosed with clinical depression when I was 8 and became convinced that life was meaningless and that I would never be happy.

Both of these things are still true but existential nihilism helps, and when you don't really give a shit if you die you're willing to do a lot of really fun and cool shit. These days I mostly spend my time meeting people and getting to know them. People are endlessly interesting.

So this all started because your uncle molested you?

Why smell your brothers socks then?

if your willing to kill yourself like you feel you have no other option ... why not just take all your money and move away .. .run away from everything and start a new life .. you can be whoever you want to be ... alternatively you could get a make over ( fashion change ) etc. new haircut... quit being a bitch and go talk to a girl or meet one on a dating app like tinder or pof or zoosk idk ... killing yourself is permenant obviously im just saying wait til you try to change shit up before you kill yourself also get a better job.. i feel like putting in job apps is easier than rope you feel me .. play fortnite

Why do you need 50k. You can't easily rent a nice car for 100

Why would I rent when I could own.
YOu gotta think ahead son

Never got molested by my uncle, but I did molest my aunt when I was 14. I think she knows.

STORY PLEASE

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y'ALL REMEMBER HER?

I'm saving up 50k because I my first attempt (razor) was shitty. I burned my social, I.D--went full edge lord and ended up in a hospital, then had to go to rehab, then I had to restart life with all of my friends knowing what I had done and had to get a job, etc etc...

I felt the same way even after the experience but decided that if I go out I should go out in a better way. I'm going to save up 50k, spend it on traveling to my favorite places, gonna watch my favorite shows, movies while eating my favorite foods--escorts, escorts, escorts (not the least bit worried about contracting since it won't matter) and once it's all gone I'm gonna do it, man.
I've enjoyed life, man--I really have. People have the misconception that suicide is ONLY linked to depression and while the percentages point to that I can say for myself that I am simply satisfied. I don't want to work anymore and I don't want to age. My favorite times were my teen years and I often reflect on those times. Final moments before the rope ends I'm gonna smile since it was great.

if you cant find a reason to be alive, we cant find one for you. good luck on the other side OP

god damn, what is this?

Dude those are all things you can change. If you are miserable it's because you chose to be.

Work out - get gf
Go to school - get better job
Get better job - don't be broke
When you have money and gf - you will be more out going.
More out going - brother will respect you.
Brother respects you - parents don't hate you.

Ultimately you realize killing yourself was a retarded idea. Win.

You haven't given life a chance yet. I always envy people that haven't gone down the thought process of commiting suicide. To never let yourself wander in those thoughts must push the person forward quite a lot.
Seriously just give it time, time=change, think about it.

I can't read all of that. Just admit that you like cock and it upset you. You think about it when you shower, when you jog, when you drink the urine of the retarded kids two doors down.

Remember three doors down? THat was a grrat baband i THINK you should remember that ywhen your gone tjhey will sing about the smeell of my anal cavity and your nose inside of my butt.

Why must you do these things anyways.
What miust be wrong with you Jone jOnes?

You had it all but cheated and blamed it on science. What does scinec ehave to do with being lback ?
NADSKAFASKF

Yeah. If i remember right it was a "social experiment" (fake)?

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No it was this

Well OP if you do end up doing it, no one can stop you, just make sure you do it right.

You don't want to be left alive after the initial fall, that's just a terrible way to go.

Aight. It was a night of many firsts.

>be me at 14
>never drank anything more than a sip of my dad's beer
>at cousin Buck's extremely southern shotgun yard wedding
>parents are out of town
>whole family is getting fucking drunk
>decide I am now old enough for the drinking
>ask hot alcoholic aunt to smuggle me beer
>she does because she's cool
>start getting a decent buzz on
>sketchy cousin Dave takes me and alcoholic aunt to a gas station
>smoke weed for the first time
>come back to wedding party
>start pounding shots of tequila, have a great time
fast forward 3 hours
>start emptying stomach of tequila, have a really shit time
>grandma comes and picks me and alcoholic aunt up
>puts me on the couch, aunt gets the guest bed
>vomit some more and pass out
>wake up a few hours later
>go into guest bedroom
>climb into bed with aunt
>really horny and still drunk, start telling her how pretty she is etc.
>she is not into this, tells me to go to sleep
>wait a bit
>she falls asleep
>finger her through her pj's and masturbate
>first time I'd ever touched a lady's baby hole
>cum buckets
>wake up next morning, she's gone
>asks me really strange questions about that night next time I see her
>we never speak of it again

We're still cool to this day, but I worry that the rest of my family knows that I got trashed and pseudoraped my aunt when I was a wee lad.

What are you talking about?

There are no rules to this thing, dude. Just like any other thing in this life you can always stop if you're finished. There's no time limit--no quota--just you enjoying life on your terms.
I'm aware of the law and this and that. I can socialize, drink, workout, go to school--all that but I consistently find myself recollecting on the past and how much it meant to me. Can't change it, wouldn't want to. 3 more years, brother. I wish you the best.

I'm not OP, I'm just WITH OP. OP wants to hang himself, I want the automobile assisted suicide. Fuck hanging--looks dreadful.

>A .22 may not kill you but just make you severely retarded.
I keep reading this but every case of .22 suicide that I've come across (and there are millions) have been successes. The two school shooters in Finland killed themselves with that caliber and there was that Mexican school shooter who shot himself with it and so many others you can find by a little googling, but I have never found any case where the suicide had ended up "retarded" because of 22. After all, the bullet has enough energy to go through the skull which means at the very least brain death. Hell, you can't even shoot yourself with 17 hmr without dying tbh. Any projectile from a powder weapon at your brain is a suicide. Saying otherwise is just dangerous misinfo.

dont be a poooooosaaayy

Dont go by rope. People dont realize how gruesome it is. your eyes can pop. at least give yourself an open casket. But dont do it. youll ony ever be remembered as a coward.

He'll only ever be remembered as a coward but this pressure only applies to ones ability to feel and seeing as though he will never be feeling again, how does this last claim even matter?

Are you going to pad the rope? It makes it less uncomfortable and helps to knock you out

lostallhope.com/suicide-methods/statistics-most-lethal-methods

99% for shotgun to the head, 97% for handgun. So, yeah, you'll almost definitely die, but people do live through it.

thetrace.org/2016/09/national-suicide-prevention-month-i-shot-myself-in-the-head-and-survived/

Or will you do the snapping neck method?

I'm going to hang myself in about 2 years. I've tried getting help, no one gives a shit. Doctors, health services, family. They all hate me. I just need to work up the will to do it

97% basically means you'll die. Couple that with a noose around your neck before you pull the trigger behind a locked door and it's 100%

an hero. God bless

Or,a more fun method, do it while leaning over the edge of a really high cliff

It's not more fun because once you squeeze that trigger it's insta black out for you every time.

Are you going to save up money like me and blow it on whores and fast food and shit?

It would be more fun to watch though. Set up some gopros to record it

No. Just going to kill myself. I'm not into this world like at all. I have no libido, fast food doesn't even taste good

There's gotta be something you can look forward to in the two years. Why not just do it now then?

Liar. No one finds fast food bland. Salt + fat is an infallible combo

don't do it man. I care.

My mom talked about it for the last 3 years, she talked about it off and on to the point where we didn't take it seriously. Last night she tried to kill herself by OD'ing on hydrocodone, something felt off so I checked on her and caught her in time. Earlier that day my grandmother said she should kill herself because it would be easier on all of us. My grandmother is a grade A bitch. Shit man it's weird because no one really seems to care all that much besides me.

Like what the fuck. When did people become so disconnected?

I feel it's hard to get people to care nowadays until it's too late.

There's nothing to look forward to. I need 2 years to mentally numb myself to the act of hanging myself. Is difficult to commit to. Damn natural instincts of survival

Attention or maybe... Help

Either way fuck you beckbeard

the only right answer to this kind of shit is "do it faggot" - everyone who answered differently should go back to plebbit or tumblr or whatever shithole they crawled out from.

Cute sorry, but no one cares. It's not caring to offer words. Care is action and support. No one ever cared

Not that guy but I ate fast foot on acid once and didn't touch it for a year. I could taste the processing it went through. It was bland, flavorless, loveless shit.

Arby's brought me back. Fuck their roast beef agenda, the chicken sandwiches are where it's fucking AT.