Do I have a small penis Sup Forums?
Do I have a small penis Sup Forums?
Jonathan Diaz
Nathaniel Baker
You hear this a lot: "A thread died for this." While accurate, this phrase generally carries no weight. But just this once, if you would do me a favor and hear me out, it would do all of us a lot of good.
A. Thread. Died. For this. You woke up this morning, poured yourself a bowl of Faggot Flakes, moistened them with your impotent Faggot prostate milk (which IS in fact impotent, because you're a fucking faggot) and, within seconds, decided that today of all days would be the time you decide to cut your synapse firing quota by just a little too much.
So you hopped online, carved out this uninspired chicken scratch, probably failed the captcha once for every strand of peach fuzz on your half-empty sack, and clicked Submit.
At that moment, a thread died. A thread that could have been bumped. A thread that could have been resurrected with content, or valuable discourse between its denizens. Hell, it could've even been bumped for absolutely no reason. And that would've been okay. Because, had it survived, a few more seconds could have been spent without having had your abortion of a post been born in this world.
Andrew Scott
lol no. It's huge. Bigger than most black men. I'm sure you will please your wife one day, user. You have something that screams perfection and you have a big dingy to match.
Cameron Torres
Amen.
Nicholas Ramirez
Post moar of sissy cock
Andrew Long
...
Sebastian Sullivan
AYO LET'S SEE THAT CUTE LIL HEAD!
Anthony Reed
WAX/SHAVE IT
Matthew Evans
At least we're not cut as small cut dicks look ridiculous.
Sebastian Gutierrez
Pull back foreskin. Timestamp on diquead.
Asher Johnson
mine
Liam Butler
No one said to stop!
Aiden Lee
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Parker Adams
shave dicc post it here bonus points if you pull it back halfway
Jose Sanders
keep stretching phimosisboye
Nathaniel Rogers
Let's see what's underneath.
Dylan Sullivan
Peel it.
Owen Sanders
look at that sweet potato
Nathan Diaz
>been with a lot of guys
>smallest i've ever encountered was 3 inches
I've honestly always wanted to play with a microdick. It's on my bucket list.
Jaxon Carter
>tfw you just wanna see some qt smol dicks but nobody wants to post em
Levi Ross
lel it kind of looks like mine. Sup, dickbro?
Brandon White
Yeah, you've got a babydick