You wake up one day as the last person on earth

You wake up one day as the last person on earth.
No corpses, no zombies. Everybody is just...gone.
Animals and pets are still where they were left.

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>Get food and water
>Die

Break into houses and play with all toys I find.

Jump into the most expensive car I can find and drive as fast as I want to the snowy mountains to try snowboarding like I always wanted to.

>find proof that i am the last one
>if i am and there are bodies, i start having sex
>if not i go into houses for food and to find panties and other shit
>get depressed because no other people around
>cant repopulate
>suicide

Read the OP

>start roaming in houses for guns and ammo since thats muh hobby
>shoot animals
>eat good
>i can finally scream as loud and with as much nasal as i want when i bust a nut
>scream nigger at the top of my lungs
>still get my ass beat

I would wonder why everybody is black and why I’m the last white.

>Take over government research lab
>begin trial and testing to human cloning
>manipulate genes in order to produce female clones of myself
>seed about 40-50 spawn and after that interbreed until ive successfully started the new human race
>colonize the stars and become a 3rd type civilization
>fuck loli daughters and wives and be god.

>go to gym
>spend as long as I want in the squat rack

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Train a monkey to be my cumslut. One of them sexy ass baboons

Id go to my exs house and to her room and cry and probably die from heart break

especially with big anal dildos and masturbator machines

BEEP BOOP WEAKLING DETECTED

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There's a hypermarket 4 miles away. I could live off of it for the rest of my life if I made the parking lot a vegetable garden and made a chicken coop for meat.

Your the last one. Enough canned food, MREs canned fruit and veg for your life. Why waste the time. Grow pot.

In a country where anything drug related is a felony charge and you get the same amount of punishment for smoking a blunt than selling truckloads of cocaine? I'd like to see you try finding even a single plant to grow.

Make my way to Taylor Swift's house, and do her pillow.

I always wanted to start a fire in a major city and sit up on a mountain home view watching it burn for days. Obviously upwind with natural barriers.

Probably binge on fast cars, alcohol, drugs, etc for a month. After I've fucked around and had my fun I would just build a giant shelter for a bunch of dogs and run some kind of dog farm so i dont get lonely

find the nearest horse and make it my wife

why haven't you gone snowboarding yet user? it's not a terribly ambitious goal.

>scream nigger at the top of my lungs
>still get my ass beat
lost

Knowing my luck I'd slip and break my leg walking outside my house looking for my wife. Then get eaten by wild animals that night.

could be sand nigger ?

never been , theres a few mountains 450 miles away but getting there is no fun and once there you get raped in the wallet by the Scots just to fall down a wet hillock

fair enough dude. til you stack enough chip to head to the alps or whatever take up skateboarding to train yourself on boardsports. by the time you get up there you will feel quite comfortable.

Damn, that's the realest thing I've read on this thread

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this but with a pot farm and vidya

You're a special kind of stupid, aren't you?

How do you find plants in a country where consumption is harshly penalized you imbecile? I'm not talking about upholding the law when I'm the last fucking human on earth you retard, I'm talking about shit like weed being so fucking inaccessible you can't find shit!

>loot the nearest houses
>car keys, snacks
>but most importantly, personal memories.
>just go through their shit, pc, smartphone, chat logs, pictures and videos
>eat wherever I want, supermarkets are plenty
>just go on until radiation blows me away or something (no one to look after reactors) or until i get bored, then take some drugs i gathered in the process.

>wake up, no people
>agonize over missing friends and family
>power goes out as whatever feeds grid stops working... No TV, recordings, or vidya
>fuck off with your solar panels or battery scavenging
>begin to plan short, medium, long term
>realize with each day that my newly taken exotic car, mansion, jewelry aren't making me happy
>become desperate and depressed about no human connection
>turn on laptop on what little battery relations
>browse cached Sup Forums, remember those dubs I checked
>rape a sexy cow due to newfound sexual frustration pent up from lack of porn, gf, side chick
>start new population of minotaurs... Like Adam and Bessy

Try To ride expensive cars, smoke, go live in a giant mansion

Do any of you dummies realize the stench? At least for the first year anywhere with any perishables - which is everyone's home and stores, - will have rotting food. Until that shit petrifies, the smell will be unbearable.

Not to mention all the domesticated animals that die of starvation.

Fuck off you cunt.

Serious question... If I had cross continents and have zero experience in sailing or navigation, but have access to boats cause no people to stop me, what's my best bet?

>No GPS either cause fuck you, think.

Go to those ancient abandoned places called "ly-breh-ree" and read a fucking book about sailing.

Gosh, I'd start letting the pets loose since so many of them would be dead in a matter of days trapped in their homes. I'm sure so many of them would die without a human id just become king of the dogs and devote my life to releasing and nurturing the forsaken pets of the world, one household at a time...

Also bestiality

Find the most expensive sex dall 1000 pounds of lube and all the fast food I can eat so I die early

>put on best clothes
>grab keys
>grab cat
>put a bow tie on cat that bitch has to be fancy too
>then just loot shit

no sense of smell club reporting for duty

You. I like your way of thinking

I'd probably do stupid shit like burning down libraries, smashing up police stations and such until every nuclear plant on earth inevitably melts down and I get cancer.

I go steal panties from girls i know, also drink a lot, and eat a lot of tasty foodzzzzzz

Short term I'd find a place to live that can be supported fairly easily. Without people electricity will shut down fairly quickly, so you best get a place with diesel generators or renewable energy, though even solar and wind power will break down within a bunch of years, a diesel generator and thousands of tons of fuel will last and can also be used for heating.
Food and water are more tricky, but if there's a spring nearby that is being tapped or reasonable to use for your own supply that's good. With food you can get by for a couple of years on preserved stuff and longer on special rations, but it's clear they'll spoil eventually and you can't rely on freezers too much.
Consequently it's a good idea to get a gun or learn about farming and gardening.
All things considered you'll want to collect plenty of sparews of anything you have or need and keep them in a protected space since buildings fall apart without maintenance and decades down the road stuff becomes hard to find otherwise; it's not like anything new is still being developed. Vehicles also fall into this group.
More long term you can worry about humanities legacy and try to store or recover information before it is lost as well. It might be a good time to learn flying planes or helicopters, too.

>shoot animals
I bet you have never huned in your life
>eat good
Implying that eating a fucking sti ky animal carcass is better than the infinite supply of actual food that is left behind

>infine supply of actual food
Sure, eat decades old canned food, and eventually you'll die of food poisoning.

Probably find somewhere high up, with a nice view.

Then jerk off.

You all make it sound so bad but there are many intelligent animals that make amazing companions. I'd round up a pack of dogs. Become supreme alpha leader of pack and go hunting with them. Cook up the meat and feed more animals. Round up a bunch of horses, easy to feed, they can eat grass. I would have to take a wives though. Probably ponies. Create my own animal language. Become world ruler