To YOU that is reading this

to YOU that is reading this.
i wish YOU good health and happiness
YOU have a great day user.

*posting in this thread multiplies your good luck stat times 12.349 for the next 24 hours*

*posting a pretty girl picture and rolling dubs triples the multiplication, disregarding all level caps*

You hear this a lot: "A thread died for this." While accurate, this phrase generally carries no weight. But just this once, if you would do me a favor and hear me out, it would do all of us a lot of good.

A. Thread. Died. For this. You woke up this morning, poured yourself a bowl of Faggot Flakes, moistened them with your impotent Faggot prostate milk (which IS in fact impotent, because you're a fucking faggot) and, within seconds, decided that today of all days would be the time you decide to cut your synapse firing quota by just a little too much.

So you hopped online, carved out this uninspired chicken scratch, probably failed the captcha once for every strand of peach fuzz on your half-empty sack, and clicked Submit.

At that moment, a thread died. A thread that could have been bumped. A thread that could have been resurrected with content, or valuable discourse between its denizens. Hell, it could've even been bumped for absolutely no reason. And that would've been okay. Because, had it survived, a few more seconds could have been spent without having had your abortion of a post been born in this world.

g'luck to you user.

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thanks user, i wish you the very same

back at you bro

>Hey, how are you
>I'm fine, and you
>yeah good thanks, and yourself
That's basically what just happened

you got it exactly.

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Thanks man! I wish you a great day too.

How much good luck do I need to become a cute girl?

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i wish everyone good health and happiness too.
i love you, guys.

no homo, though.

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same to you.
love you too.
no homo

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checked.

checked!

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