Anyone else here like fucking massage girls?

Anyone else here like fucking massage girls?

>there's a massage shop with hilarious advertising
>"Girls like to make man very happy with our massage. You happy we happy."
>heading past to go to bank and post office, may as well drop in
>two women at reception, one in yellow dress, and a chubby Chinese woman in a white dress
>pay for an hour, and chubby one takes me to the room
>would have preferred yellow dress, but let's see how it goes
>lie face down naked on the massage table, she does the massage in silence
>always feels like a CFNM female power thing
>lying face down naked while clothed woman has her way with your body
>she gives hints with her hands that more's coming but doesn't talk at all
>eventually whispers in my ear, "boom boom condom one hundred"
>didn't realise anyone actually said "boom boom" IRL - thought that was just a stereotype
>agree, and give her the money, she starts to go to get a condom
>nope, these places always have shitty condoms that are too tight and ruin it
>lucky I came prepared - pull out my preferred Ansell Skyn condom, she's pleased with that
>she takes off her dress and underwear - being chubby she has big tits for a Chinese woman
>suck on her tits for a bit, try to make some small talk, but she knows zero English
>that explains the silence - conversation just isn't going to happen
>she seems keen to get it on - puts the condom on and lubes up
>sit her on the edge of the massage table while I stand facing her and fuck her
>not as tight as I'd hoped, but still feels pretty good
>go to flip her over for doggy, she resists but I'm strong enough to force her over
>fuck her bent over the massage table while I rub her clit
>after a while in that position she lies on he back on the massage table and spreads
>fuck her missionary while she moans and finish in the condom
>she cleans me up and gives me some more of a massage, I think she went over the time
>turns out it wasn't false advertising for once, she really did try to make me happy

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Its a shame this will be gone soon

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>go grocery shopping
>decide to stop at massage joint first
>get cute 23-year-old slightly chubby Chinese girl for an hour
>the kind that's cute now but will probably turn into a whale later
>she gives a decent massage
>asks if I want more
>give her $50 tip, get her nude on the massage table
>suck her tits, finger her to orgasm
>whisper to her the whole time that she's beautiful and shit
>she agrees to fuck for another $50
>asks if I've got a condom, nope
>she gets a condom from the other massage girl
>condom too small, sex sucks

another massage story

>be me
>frustrating day at work, stayed back late
>a relaxing massage might help
>go to massage shop I haven't tried before
>room is small and smells dodgy
>young, hot massage girl, so it's all good
>say "yes" when she asks if I've been here before
>pretty decent massage
>inevitably gets to "the flip" and she brings up extras
>"can I play with your pussy?"
>"sorry, I'm on my period"
>look disappointed and let down
>"how about I give you a blowjob instead?"
>alright, this is OK
>pay the agreed tip
>she sucks my dick
>feels good, man
>cum in her mouth
>she swallows and giggles
>wags her finger at me in a scolding way while smiling

Guess I'm the only one, oh well

Are these 'Establishments' markedly different than simply going to a brothel?

That's a nice FOURTEEN YEAR OLD you have there.

how tf do YOU know she is 14?

Never had a massage, but would be interested in a place like this. Do the girls typically initiate the offer? I wouldn't want to make shit awkward by suggesting anything.

Sees pic and thinks it's a young person.

This guy has a crap computer

Nice dubs.

Yeah, it's a different vibe. At a brothel it often ends up being very mechanical - you're there for exactly one thing, and she'll just go through her routine.

At a massage place, at worst you're likely to get a half-decent massage even if nothing else happens. If you luck out, you might get a nice girl who doesn't seem to jaded.

Then there's how much you pay vs how much the girl gets. At a brothel, it's typically $160 for half an hour, and the girl is going to get less than half of that.

At a massage place it might be $70 for an hour plus whatever you pay her to get her clothes off. So you've already got twice as much one-on-one time with the girl for less money.

You might end up paying $100 to fuck her, so for $10 more, you've got twice as much time with the girl, you get a decent massage, and she gets to take home all of the $100.

At a licensed brothel, the girls should be tested for STDs etc. if they're playing by the rules. No guarantee of any of that at a massage joint. But then again, a brothel might not be following the rules.

Yeah, when they think they've rubbed your back for long enough, they'll generally hint that something else is available. Like making a handjob gesture and saying, "You want?" Or gesturing with the motion of taking their dress off, or whispering a hint.

How do you know which places do this?

There are usually plenty of hints. In this case the advertising made it pretty clear what was going on. If the girls are dressed provocatively (short dresses), it's more likely to be on the menu (conversely if the girls wearing uniforms it's probably legit massage only). If it's a Thai massage place where they give you those loose pants to wear during the massage, it's probably just legit massage. If it's open late (like up to 10PM) it's more likely to have extras on the menu. You just learn to pick up on the subtle cues.

t. CP expert

He clearly doesn't have a daughter or he'd realise that doesn't look like underage pussy at all - just looks like a shaved adult.

>implying some people here aren't virgins anymore

kek

>could someone please give me an entire rundown so I can pretend I did something I'm never going to do and someone can call me a larping faggot next thread?

and someone will too, bet it takes three posts

Nigger

>you're gonna have to learn not to be autistic

Gotta thank the normies for fucking this place up

I used to go to massage places always after work since I worked weekends, and then ended up going to a lot escorts. I basically ended up conditioning myself but that's a different story.

You know what killed this place? When it started taking itself too seriously. It used to be a fact that reddit was full of dumb people trying to look smart and Sup Forums was full of smart people trying to look dumb. Now this whole site takes itself far too seriously, and most of the fun's been drained out of it. Hell we don't even have word filters any more.

Also, the same fucking threads every fucking day - "pics you shouldn't share", "blacked", "log", "wwyd", "celeb", "asian", "fb/instafap".
God I hate fb/instafap threads - that's like kissless virgin pride or some shit.

i had a nice GFE relationship with my half pinay half jap provider. she could massage a block of steel into silly putty, which was awesome. the $120 a visit was worth the massage alone.

She offered to fuck many times, but i kept it to BBBJCIM. she always asked why and i said i was loyal to my gf and she thought that was nice. The truth is i didn't want to bother with her dick garage when her mouth was perfect. usually she blew me twice in a visit, once at the table shower and then again after the massage.

"taste like almond. mmm"

I had a tiny little pinay mistress when I was working in Hong Kong. Great pussy, but she was crazy.

We still have world filters wtf U on about?

thank you for this detailed explanation

bump

You're welcome.

i was in a DC suburb of northern virginia. she was tiny, but 40. any girl under 30 was almost certainly a sex slave. she was rampant in NoVa. No interest in that, so i stuck to the mamamsans.

What's wrong with sex slaves?

They're never into it, and fucking disinterested girls sucks.

Hooray for NoVa massage parlors with korean girls!

You want to date and fuck teens ?
>>Go find there -> kvak.me/young
It's better than TINDER.

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