We've been hearing reports of illegal dubs in the area. You wouldn't happen to have any, would you?

We've been hearing reports of illegal dubs in the area. You wouldn't happen to have any, would you?

i aint got no dubs

Dindu nuffin

I have a license you fucking pig. CHECK EM

Never seen dubs before, they are a gateway drug.

Not me sir

Dubs? What dubs?

>dubs

BLICKY GOT THE STIFFY UH

Here's my proof of dubs s..sir

uh, I'm clean officer I swear. I've been off the dubs for 4 months now

Really. The United Nations gave you a license. REALLY. That’s obstruction of justice.

ok maybe I smoked 1 dub last month but that was all I swear

I'm with him, officer. Only singles here.

No dubs here, sir.

Fuck yeah I do. Why, you wanna light some up?

Leave this man alone, officer. He's protected by the FBI.

dindu nuffen!

No officer but i do have these trips right here

yeah I have dubs pig. what are you gonna do about it? Imma put a cap in yo head bitch

just check this. dubs+1. you know what we call that shit? It's trips you filthy pig!

Impersonating an officer of the law. Thats a big no no. im gonna have to take you downtown..

sike you thought

this criminal cant count

nothing to hide here officer.

fuckoff faggot you dont know what cancer is

You're under arrest

Fuck 12. You'll never catch me alive pigs!

No dubs here, Comrade.

w-w-what dubs occifer?

Look into my car, into my eyes, into my ass you can fuck my daughter, but I dont have any dubs, sir.

no se amigo

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DO I REALLY SRIKE YOU AS ONE OF THOSE DUB TOTING NIGGGERS?!
SUCK MY ASS AND APOLOGIZE, PIGGY!

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>check em officer

No, officer, but maybe you could help me with ths: I fart and burp all the time. I seem to have gas constantly and I release it in some form approximately every 5 minutes. Apparently I do it in my sleep too.

If I'm on my own, surrounded by family or friends, I fart loudly without any attempt to conceal it. If I'm in public I still fart and burp but quieter. Even in work and in meetings I fart but I just do it quieter. They almost never smell, and even if they do its pretty mild and passes quickly.

There are only very rare circumstances in which I'll hold it in, the conditions have to meet all of the following criteria:

• I have eaten spicy food or drank lots of beer the night before

• I have farted a few times already and they stink

• I'm in a social environment with people I'm not totally comfortable with

I’ve been dub free for years now.

OH SHIT, OFFICER, IT'S A MISTAKE! I SWEAR! I DON'T KNOW WHERE THESE DUBS CAME FROM! MY FARTS MUST HAVE SUMMONED THEM!

>god delivers trips

No dubs here, human.

no dubs here officer

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TRIPS
R
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trips

GOD DAMMIT NOT AGAIN

What is dubs?

It hurts to live without them

Suck my throat officer

No officer, all I have is trips

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No, not me sir. Clean as a casserole

No, sir, I'm clean and I haven't seen anybody with dubs in the area lately.

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Am I being detained, officer?

I'll give you 50 bucks and this never happened

Pig

What seems to be the officer, problem ?

Fuck it. I hate my life, prison can't be any worse. Check 'em.

Frig off ociffer

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It's ok sir, I'm white

fuck the police

And... check 'em!

Check 'em, piggies!

Dubs are gay

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If dubs i will fuck a jar of mayo

Nope sir

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I'm not a nigger

No, but if you let me go I'll give you some trips.

Sir, please do not "check them" or I will be forced to arrest you.

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fucking lol

No more checking, I promise. I will go back to the factory, if they'll have me.

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No, no dubs here officer. Have a great day!

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Checked

You better get out of dodge!

halt right there!

ofuq

None here

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What obviously no

nothing to see here sir