Hi, Sup Forums. I'm a time traveler from 2050, and I'm here to prevent the downfall of our nation

Hi, Sup Forums. I'm a time traveler from 2050, and I'm here to prevent the downfall of our nation.

August 10th, 2019: Trump signs a bill to deport all descendants of immigrants. Accidentally resulting in the immediate deportation of 319 million Americans, including himself. As a defensive measure, Europe deploys the Navy and anti-aircraft defenses to sink passenger ship and air traffic from the USA. This results in the death of over 200 million ex-Americans, most of who's corpses get lost in the Atlantic Ocean. Trump got lost somewhere during the exodus, and no one knows what happened to him (obviously there are some urban legends, but there's no way to tell if they're true).

Survivors who manage to immigrate to Europe, legally or illegally, become third-class citizens, mostly living in sewers and garbage dumps scavenging for thrown out and/or half digested cheese burgers. I have lived in these circumstances my entire life, and I managed to break into a secret military installation that is experimenting with time travel. I used this opportunity to come back here to warn you all.

The African Americans fare much better either. They believed they would be accepted by their African brothers, but the African nations reacted the same way as Europe, just less effectively. African Americans are hunted by the African military, so they had to form secret underground societies. The Hispanic population just went home to their families in Mexico, and as a result, the GDP of Mexico skyrocketed. The Native Americans that remained in the country, more or less just kept on doing what they've been doing all along. Only the ones who ran the Casinos lost what they had.

You have to prevent this tragedy by any means. By ANY means! This picture is the closest I could find of Trump's reaction when he discovered the effects of the bill. He was holding a speech about how this bill would save America, but then he got a message from his assistant. It became known as Trump's Bush 9-11 moment.

>I'm a time traveler from 2050

Sure thing, faggot. Do you predict that your faggot-ass will fail to provide any accurate proof? I know you can't. Shut up and lick a dick, faggot..

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He IS the proof you faggot

pics or didnt happen, buddy.

Give me some of them drugs you been taking as this crystal meth is doing fuck all for me.

Made me chuckle.
>Green text it in future.

Nice creative writing piece. Study hall is over get back to class

Also
>Underage ban

There's that epic sense of humor trump worshiping snowflakes are renowned for.
I bet you take infowars seriously.

Aww cute OP actually upset ya'll redcaps.
You forgot to say
>Stay mad kid.
Wew laddie.

I'm from the future too. I can confirm trump fucked us up.

If everyone got deported how are they gonna make me leave the country

You're the only one who's seems affected. Are you okay?

>You must be 18 to post here

> Mom, I'm thinking about America again.
Shut up and eat your borscht.

2050 called. They want their faggot back.

Did you really just respond to op unironically

>I'm buttflustered when people mock my mancrush.

What do you expect from these dipshits? Sup Forums always sucked but it's IQ average has dipped into the 80s.

>scavenging for thrown out and/or half digested cheese burgers
Got a chuckle out of me

Don't quit your day job.

>its.
>it's.
Just getting that in there before someone who equates grammar with intelligence on a mongolian basket weaving forum does.

Mustn't insult glorious leader! North Ko..America is best America!

>Trump signs a bill to deport all descendants of immigrants
I'm on board, I'm 1/64 Cherokee.

lmao nothing escapes this retard

>You have to prevent this tragedy by any means
>tragedy
>prevent

>kek

Stop dick riding trump. His heart belongs to mother russia.

I've never had a computer in my entire life. Computers aren't really abundant in the sewers where I grew up. How would I have anything? I'm at a library right now. I still don't have anything as I arrived here a few weeks ago.

Stay mad kid.

Kek... just another way from you trumpfags to say "stay mad kid". Suck a weiner

Ur mom is a weiner

>must be 18 or older to post here

Stay mad kid

>borscht
>implying slavs are against trump
bitch, slavs elected trump.

Literally impossible.

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did you say mongolian beef wig?

Goes back in time, wastes time trying to communicate with idiots on the internet. Hey dipshit why not make some investments that will make you filthy stinking rich in your own time.

Trump is a fucking liberal.

He's literally granting amnesty to illegals. I'm honestly surprised he scrapped DACA.

Holy fucken shit, this right here is a trump supporter.. hahahahahaha

I don't know. This was the first place I was told about when I got here. I told my story to a man who lives under a bridge. He shared his sewer rat stew with me, and told me that he created a website called Sup Forums, and that it is now the Trump's main source of information about the world and politics. He recommended that I post here and that it would be the most likely way to contact the president personally, because Trump frequents this website. I think the bridge man's name was something like Mute or Mut.

Topkek I find it funny that people that retarded actually exist

I'd watch this movie.

>Trump's main source of information about the world and politics.

Ylyl?

Greetings man from the future, let me tell you something from the past which we used all the time when we heard this much gratuitous amounts of bullshit: cool story bro.

what is "bro"?

"bro" = brother

Do I answer that ironically or unironically? I leave that up to you

My brother died in the sewer flood of 2039. There was a large shipment of bad milk that gave all the surface dwellers diarrhea. The result was that they all kept shitting and flushing, which resulted in our sewer house getting flooded. My brother drowned.

>African military
Africa formed a union in the future? That's what I find terrifying

Not a bad way to go tbh

You guys must have been in deep shit

Kys immediately

Try it.

I'm sorry. Americans in the future aren't educated. From what I've heard it's the same in your time.

ITT: liberals still crying

That arcane system collapsed with the exodus. In my time, we Americans don't even have politics. We're too busy trying to survive.

Uh, No, you're not.

Sure they did Maddow.

Americans are not immigrants, they are the descendants of white English colonists, these were settlers. There was no country at the time to immigrate to

immigrant
ˈJmJɡr(ə)nt/Submit
noun
plural noun: immigrants
>a person who comes to live permanently in a foreign country.

> there was no country at the time to immigrate to

It's a great time to be a top %1 earner in this country.

I find it hilarious that for decades politicians have been saying "mrr, mexicans, niggers, muslims!" to get an easy %99 of the white trash vote. These dumb scrubs vote people into office who fuck them sideways, but it's okay, because they're white and anti abortion/anit those brown groups you don't like.

Meanwhile, tax bill get passed that only benefit you for a few years, then they overwhelmingly benefit only the richest. Industries are deregulated and you get boned on your mortgage, there are more parts per million of this and that floating around in your air/water and your kids get born w/ more and more birth defects... dumb fucks.

>do you have a flag?
yeah, no. you're still immigrants. if there are other people there before you, you're immigrants.