What is the creepiest thing you've ever done after a bad break up? Am I the only one like this?

What is the creepiest thing you've ever done after a bad break up? Am I the only one like this?

What did you do exactly?

Not creepy, slept with my clients younger sister. Fucked her and came in her ass and she shat in the back of my car. I scooped it off with the top of a coffee cup and wiped it with old shorts and threw them in the bin after.

Not creepy but man it feels good to get that out.

Last night i got drunk and cat that i killed on her front porch, I've never done anything like this but i am so hurt

Kill yourself you loser, hope you rot in hell or something bad happens to you and family.

The biggest thing for me was all the money I spent to satisfy her on the condition she was going to be my wife. I know it doesn't fit the behavioural economic theory of sunk cost, but since she left mW I've just been trying to waste all my money for a while on my own terms to diminish the total %age I wasted on her. Making me feel better. Probably this if I'm honest, and I am. God damn she is a star. Amazing.

Lawl

I love the way you ended this post,

Have you ever thought about doing something crazy, I am ptetty drunk rn and idk what I'll do agai.

I broke into her facebook and email to see how "close" she's gotten with all the friends she took from me in the breakup. Sucks being the outsider in the group.

Turns out she's fucked almost all of them.
And she's confided in her new bf that she misses me, and that she can't get comfortable with him like she did with me.

It's the small victories.

I did something like this. I downloaded Tinder and started taking as many girls as I could out to expensive dates, and started buying myself shit like new clothes, or buying $7 coffees every day. Only got laid with one girl off Tinder. She was awkward and didn't move or make a sound during, and made me wonder if she was mentally challenged which then made me wonder if I'd just taken advantage of a retarded chick. I kind of laid off Tinder after that - I'm moving to a big city in two weeks so I'll probably fire it back up once I have my affairs in order for a fresh new start, maybe try to look into legitimate dating instead of just Tinder.

Damn lol

Nothing wrong with it man, it's tough to face feelings head on and it's way easier to be impulsive and sleep around. Good luck with the move.

>break up after 2 years dating
>life goes on
>every month we meet and talk about or lives
>some times we just pretend we are still dating for the rest of the day
>one day i ruin everything
>some miss understood after sleep with her (literally just sleep, no sex)
>get sick and without thinking straight, start to call her non stop
>text her some 30 times
I fuck up hard that day. 6 years haven passed and i still miss her.

creepiest thing ive done is stalk her house for like 2 weeks straight and one time i masturbated when i saw her showering at night so you could have done worse anons

I just got a fresh start and moved to the big city. Best thing I've ever done. I'm now making more money than I ever have before, there's more opportunity here, and I feel better knowing I'll never run into my ex again. Do it, man.

:(

Im pretty busy RN but I got plans for those who wait.

I used to send her something every 20 February. This years is the first that i did not send anything.

Just random statistical probability, you can't pick em, just happens. Gotta love spontenaity

I went into this deep depression and had a breakdown where I convinced myself I'm gay. Came out to all my family and friends and even fucked a few dudes. Now 6 months later I'm starting to think I'm not gay at all, I actually hate dick. I want to go back to being straight but I will look like a complete retard if I do. Fuck you all

Apparently she still has pictures of me that she can't bring herself to delete, and one of my tshirts that she can't throw away.

Feels good that she feels remorse to dumping my ass and knowing I'll never forgive her for it.

An idle mind is a devils workshop, hope you're okay man.

Nothing wrong with being gay, nothing wrong with being straight.

Go straight smoke pot and stop all porn, use your mind to fantacise over her tight cunt cowgirling you or w.e

>fucked a few dudes

Sorry faggot, you're gay now. Best thing you can do is say you're bi if you still like girls.

i smashed an egg on her car

weak.

I took a dead rat and put it in her car's air filter.

ylyl'd

My ex once told me that after the break up, she had a lesbian phase.

Sure, for girls it's social acceptable. But you need to follow what you believe is the right path.
I would go clean about your dramatic experience.

LOL

Never

Also, i forgot i mention, but i actually lived out of my city for 4 years so i don't "accidentally" knock on her door.
I grew up a lot after that and manage to fix all the problems she complain about me (nothing like 4 years living on your own can't fix).

I've got a job lined up in the city with starting pay $3000/month but within 2 years it should go up to around $7000/month as long as I don't fuck it up and get fired. For reference I've never made more than $16/hour and this is the first time I'll be salaried instead of hourly. Things are really looking up, but I'll only be able to see my kid once per year when I go on vacation. Feels bad, man.