Dubs to pick the name of the NPCs in my D&D party's next adventure

Dubs to pick the name of the NPCs in my D&D party's next adventure

NPCs
Tavern Owner:
Village Elder:
Village Shopkeep:
Shopkeep's assistant:
Bum:
Imperial Soldier:
Town Guard:
Injured Town Guard:
Mercenary:
Rebel Leader:
Rebel Watchman:
Rebel Executioner:
Drunk Rebel:
Rebel Sharpshooter:
Rebel Lieutenant:

NPCs
Tavern Owner: faggot
Village Elder: faggot
Village Shopkeep: faggot
Shopkeep's assistant: faggot
Bum: faggot
Imperial Soldier: faggot
Town Guard: faggot
Injured Town Guard: faggot
Mercenary: faggot
Rebel Leader: faggot
Rebel Watchman: faggot
Rebel Executioner: faggot
Drunk Rebel: faggot
Rebel Sharpshooter: faggot
Rebel Lieutenant: faggot

nice dubs

lol

OP here, I realized my post wasn't very clear, Dubs get to choose one of the NPCs name, not all at one

*Once

Imperial Soldier: Hitler Adolf

Roll to name a npc user

sir shitsalot

hardik

laqueesisis

bruh idk

Torolf Gunnarsson

Rebel Executioner: B. Head
First name is Brandon or something but he gets off on the potential pun from his name. Total loser, npcs joke about him behind his back

Rebel Leader:- mayor kupricz

Not dubs, but too good not to use

Reroll

I'm glad you like it! I miss playing d&d. Have fun with your group, mate!

Mercenary: Colgate

Bum: nigger mcnignog

Village Elder: Grandolf.. yes i spelt that corretly

nice

So far:
Tavern Owner:
Village Elder:
Village Shopkeep:
Shopkeep's assistant:
Bum:
Imperial Soldier:
Town Guard:
Injured Town Guard:
Mercenary: Colgate
Rebel Leader:
Rebel Watchman:
Rebel Executioner: B. Head
Drunk Rebel:
Rebel Sharpshooter:
Rebel Lieutenant:

that's gotta be a name now. good job, user.

So far:
Tavern Owner:
Village Elder:
Village Shopkeep:
Shopkeep's assistant:
Bum: Mc. Nignog
Imperial Soldier:
Town Guard:
Injured Town Guard:
Mercenary: Colgate
Rebel Leader:
Rebel Watchman:
Rebel Executioner: B. Head
Drunk Rebel:
Rebel Sharpshooter:
Rebel Lieutenant:

Injured Town Guard: Broken Dick

Rebel Leader:Lou'k
Rebel Watchman:Art Twodeetu
Rebel Executioner:Choo Baka
Drunk Rebel:Andzolo
Rebel Sharpshooter: Pincerless Layla
Rebel Lieutenant:Seeth'ree Peio

The village elder has amnesia now

Village elder; drumpf

So far:
Tavern Owner:
Village Elder: (Can't remember his own name)
Village Shopkeep:
Shopkeep's assistant:
Bum: Mc. Nignog
Imperial Soldier:
Town Guard:
Injured Town Guard:
Mercenary: Colgate
Rebel Leader:
Rebel Watchman:
Rebel Executioner: B. Head
Drunk Rebel:
Rebel Sharpshooter:
Rebel Lieutenant:

Injured Town Guard: Fleisch Leight

>(You)
Pic related

Imperial soldier, grand moff tarkin

Re-roll

Imperial soldier: Dearth Hur Dur

Drunk rebel, Luke fagwalker

I used this name in one of mine:

Shopkeep's Assistant: Niku Benki (japanese version of cum dumpster [literally means meat toilet])

Tavern Owner:Irma Ray Pist

Town whore - Felcher

Village shopkeep, der Uber Jew

Re-roll

This should have been dubs

So far:
Tavern Owner:
Village Elder: (Can't remember his own name)
Village Shopkeep:
Shopkeep's assistant: Niku Benki
Bum: Mc. Nignog
Imperial Soldier:
Town Guard:
Injured Town Guard: Fleisch Leight
Mercenary: Colgate
Rebel Leader:
Rebel Watchman:
Rebel Executioner: B. Head
Drunk Rebel:
Rebel Sharpshooter:
Rebel Lieutenant:

Tavern Owner:Vagisil Summerseve

That relates way too close to that character's back story lol

Bum: Tyroneous Nigglesmith

>Shopkeep's assistant: Niku Benki
Not dubs

Rerolling...

Town Guard: John Keel

Yeah, but it related to that NPCs back story so I thought I would add it in anyway

Yes, but

Tavern Owner's name is Michael

Tavern owner: tavern mctavernface

Excellent! I had a player rage quit when he found out that was what the name meant and why the character kept disappearing for "appointments" lol

Reroll

Fucking reroll.....

Drunk Rebel: Opie S'Affagit

That char was already taken, but I'll give it to someone else

Rebel Leader: Adler Hitdolf

Rebel watchman: sharia patrol

Rebel lt.: Nathan Bedford Forrest

shopkeep is called Kevin.

So far:
Tavern Owner:
Village Elder: (Can't remember his own name)
Village Shopkeep:
Shopkeep's assistant: Niku Benki
Bum: Mc. Nignog
Imperial Soldier:
Town Guard: Tyroneous Nigglesmith
Injured Town Guard: Fleisch Leight
Mercenary: Colgate
Rebel Leader:
Rebel Watchman:
Rebel Executioner: B. Head
Drunk Rebel:
Rebel Sharpshooter:
Rebel Lieutenant:

Daaamn reroll

shopkeep is called Kevin

Drunk Rebel: Shitmouth

Rebel Leader: There are those who call him... Tim

Smellmyfarts for shopkeeper

Call the Rebel Sharpshooter "Nikolas Cruz"

Shop keep halfling named Bossco cherrycheeks

Rebel Leader: Ash Tumowth

Nice

Rebel leader: penis mcbuttchecks

Tavern owner: tavaro owens

Irony at its best

So far:
Tavern Owner:
Village Elder: (Can't remember his own name)
Village Shopkeep: Kevin
Shopkeep's assistant: Niku Benki
Bum: Mc. Nignog
Imperial Soldier:
Town Guard: Tyroneous Nigglesmith
Injured Town Guard: Fleisch Leight
Mercenary: Colgate
Rebel Leader:
Rebel Watchman:
Rebel Executioner: B. Head
Drunk Rebel:
Rebel Sharpshooter: Nikolas Cruz
Rebel Lieutenant:

Rebel watchman: nipples

name all of them Jim

So far: nigger

Reroll

roll for this

Imperial Soldier: Slutcannon

Tavern Owner: Robert Stillwater, of "Still Waters." NG Human with rusty adventuring gear in closet and a peg leg.
Village Elder: Edgar Browning. LN Human. Also a retired traveling judge with ranks in law.
Village Shopkeep: Ridley Reyet, CG Female gnome. Sells fireworks, keif, and cheep hooch on the down low.
Shopkeep's Assistant: Gunther Karsk, CN Half-Orc. Has a quiet but earnest respect for Ridley, who gave him passage out of his tribal lands after he won his freedom in a pit fight.
Bum: Noz. Just Noz. NE drunkard gambling piece of shit. Children joined the army to get away from him after he fell from affluence being a wealthy artisan, after his wife died.
Imperial Soldier: Livias August. LG Half-elf fascinated with her more exotic ancestry; despite formal training, dances about combat gracefully with an heirloom thinblade. Rather talkative after hours if you buy her enough quality booze.

DUBS GET! More to come.

Rebel Leader: Chad Bossman

Rebel leiutenent: >_

Damn...

Tavern Owner: Kevin the Goat Fucker

Tavern Owner: Puta Madre

rebel leader: Cucklord Mac Slurps

Nice

Rebel Lieutenant: DiaperFace

I like this user

Drunk rebel pominnos dizza

Tavern owner Greā€™urlf the mercent

Rebel Lieutenant: Gleep Wurp the Ass Chewer

Shopkeeper: Dave

reroll

Imperial Soldier: Lefty

Drunk rebel: Clem Fandango

quads for lefty?