Found my sister's dildo (looks like pic)
What should i do with it b/
Found my sister's dildo (looks like pic)
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Hot pepper extract and put it back
Put it on her bed with a note saying "meet me in my room"
You just made my night
Up the butt with a timestamp.
while wearing her clothes
Stupid nigger kek
He got dubs, so it must be done.
tk a photo with a timestamp n i will tell u
tell her to upgrade
Shes in her room sleeping or possibly using it her door is locked but i dont here anything
Why so many animal dicks?
Cum on it. Massage the cum in across the surface, but especially across the tip. Try and cover the frontal portions especially in your semen, to maximize contact with her vagina. Coat that fucker in cum.
I have access to plenty of people dicks. There are few dragons left in this world that are single.
This. Also, cum in her lube.
Confront her about it
Bad Dragon dildos. They're big, high quality, and mostly animal shaped.
Put it up your ass, then return it uncleaned. Enjoy knowing your assfunk is up your sister's pussy.
What the fuck is that on the right that looks like half the dick got cut off?
masturbator
Pussy excuse, get dressed and enjoy your ride.
Or are you a coward?
Is it... is it balls? I'm so confused
It's canonically a deer butt. That's the tail above the hole.
Oh.
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Damnit, now I'm gonna have to go to e621 and look up Bambi, aren't I
or I could post deer butt
chkd
>names file 'my_collection' for the purpose of bragging rights on Sup Forums.
Fucking whore. You're probably ass-ugly, too.
But it's more fun to assume I'm really hot.
chkd
I also post my BD toys whenever I'm bored and feel like educating people on the virtues of being a safe anal practicing faggot.
1 off
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Take it and don't say anything. Watch her freak out about it for a while. You don't live in a bad porno so i'd advise against trying to get a succ from her. Try to get a kek out of it, not a fuck.
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Garbage disposal.
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How did she get a dildo?
Take whiff and smell her pussy juice
this hurts me
any good toy owner washes their stuff
You're looking at a portal to where dildos can be found
start taking pictures of it around the house and txt her one every once in a while to fuck with her. eventually shes going to have to confront you to get it back and then you can make her do all kinds of nasty awesome shit.
Is it anatomically correct? If so, how does it feel to fuck a dear?
rolling:
put it in your mouth with time stamp
fuck off
> Wait till she's out
> Get the vibe
> Turn it on, let the batteries run flat, turn it off again
> Put it back where you found it
> Repeat forever
Not sure it is, but if it is, then it feels damn good
Take your pick and I'll do it
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also, trips
wubbalubba dub dubs
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may be coming to the end of a deer-a
Under rated post. This is genus.
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There's no more venison
This was a significant deerailment
Put it back you creepy neet
no, it wasn’t. spamming dumb furry shit isn’t anything noteworthy without a significant amount of triggered newfags. Are you new at this?
Oh, deer. It seems my furry shitposting has caused a little bit of butthurt. How about you take one and ease the pain.
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Lots of animal buttholes right now
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>found gf's pink dildo in her nightsand
>9 inch long
>mfw dick is only 5.56 inch
how do I even compete
lotsa
>A NEW CHALLENGER HAS APPEARED
i fucking love furry porn you’re such a fucking loser. down the road not across the street, okay?
Leave it alone and go back to your room.
Don't be a fucking weirdo.
I'll run down the street if you hold my hand the whole way
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