Jane Goodall, checking in

Having a bit of a spat with one of the apes I'm observing.

I like to challenge them mentally by stimulating their rage periodically.

Every outburst is fascinating, and gives us a window into the mind of the urban ape.

...

go on.

***sips tea***

amateur level


am awaiting something funny to happen

Come on nuhmmmmmmmmm

Wait a second, I remember you. At least I think.

Are you the same one I tried convincing to get them to use 'bix nood' and make them think it means 'that's fake' or 'fuck that' or something?

Ya, that's when I had one of them in jail talking to us on a smuggled cell phone a while ago.

Moar..bump

Lmao OP, keep making casual conversation of the variety that gets monkey angry.

"Is your mother doing well?"

Call him a silverback, at least

Say hi to your dads for me

>realize Jane Goodall is still alive after all these years
woah

moar pls.

What does your ape think about Trump ?

>Jane Goodall
Hey, you wanna hook up sometime? I'm in Denver atm. HIT ME UP GRRL

Can anyone translate this ape language to English?

Of course my good man, I have a masters in ebonics.

>choppin like dis
>jaw jaccin

They mean to say talking nonsense

This is great

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Bump

post them dumps pls. I was there to witness it but didnt stay for the conclusion.

be patient, OP has delivered before

FUCK YOU OP
DELIVER

What does lmmfEbecao mean in that one tweet?

My fucking sides, user.

it's the berenstain universe. I remember her being a researcher in like the early 1900's and dying in the 70s'.

>she da feds

That nigga is woke af.