Shoplift thread.
The circumstances have driven me to a state in which I cant even afford basic things like food and hygene products without losing my house and other utilities.Does anyone here have any experience with this or tips for effective shoplifting?Anything is appretiated.
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steal from Wal-Mart, most employees won't even care if they catch you. As long as you keep the amount stolen under 65 dollars they won't call the cops on you even if they do catch you. Plus there are blind spots everywhere.
study for blind spots, dress like you are not poor, steal little and inexpensive items if you can. Make sure to look out for RFID chips.
Not from the US, the stores here have pretty good security , but I could find some blind spots I guess.
go for corner stores, stores that are family run. Low security places. Make sure you buy something if you go in. A place without cameras and areas that are out of eyesight/little amount pf people are great.
Cancel your ISP subscription. Suddenly you have more money for food, and the internet get rid of your dishonest ass, it's win-win.
Honestly steal food from stop and shops if you have any around you. I've been getting my food for free there for almost a year. They don't have the scanners at the doors you see at Wal-Mart or other stores. Just bring your own bags, walk in, shop like normal and then just walk out the doors. Never once been stopped or even questioned.
Im stealing wifi from my neighbors actually, Im browsing on phone and I play SP Vidya that ive downloaded in coffee shops.
dont pay your power, get community action once you get a 30day shutoff notice.
buy flour, make bread
dry pasta is cheap in bulk
Well, stop playing it and get a fucking job
I'd suggest necking yourself. If your first thought is stealing instead of trying to get help, the world would be a better place with you gone.
If I could get a job I wouldnt be making this thread.
Dont make it obvious that youre looking for camera placement. If a store does have monitered cameras, theyll be watching for anyone looking at the cameras. Also, dress afluent. Dont dress like somebody who is obviously down on his luck, with a gray beat up hoodie and sweat pants or dirty jeans. Look like someone who would never need to steal something. Go to gas station marts after dark. They have cameras, but theyre almost never actually being watched in real time. You can take what you want, pocket it, make sure it doesnt look like you have stolen goods in your pockets, then buy something really cheap to draw suspicion away. Also i think it goes without saying that you shouldnt steal from places where you would normally shop. Go at least 20 miles out from where you live, like the next town over, and steal from shops there.
Been shoplifting for about 3 years now. Never been caught. Biggest thing I stole was over $150 worth of steak from walmart.
I don't live in a wellfare state, max help I would get is a forced job in which you work for minimum wage , for which you can barely afford a home , and you wageslave for 12 hours a day,
Fuck off pal. Stealing isnt wrong, its just illegal. Its just you using your own skills to get what you need, kind of like working a job for money. Its better than asking for help like someone who cant hack it.
How in the hell did you steal that much steak at once? Walmart doesn't have expensive steak so it just have been like 10 lbs of steak
Quality of clothes don't mean much. They will look at behavior. Buying something small doesn't do much either. Caught many people that tried that. Processed them and let the police do their thing. Only a worthless faggot brags about how much they have stolen. If you had worth, you'd buy what you wanted.
Boo fucking hoo. At least you would be earning something. Something you millenials need to learn is that you're not entitled to shit.
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The one in my area has filet mignon. I took the grass fed filet mignon, which is even more expensive. It was about 7 steaks, i took a lunchbox off a shelf and put them in there, then paid for the lunchbox at self checkout. 150 bucks worth of steaks for 8 dollars.
Stealing is not hacking it either. Maybe I'm wasting my time on someone that will never amount to shit.
>steal little and inexpensive items if you can
^^^this; don't get greedy, especially when you start to have successes. Greed will get you caught.
Steal only what you truly need & what's worth going to jail for if you did. Nothing worse than sitting in a cell regretting getting caught for stealing stupid shit carelessly.
Nice larp faggot. You dont know what youre talking about
Sell house, live somewhere cheaper, get a job
And you can’tget a job... why?
Stealing is an art form. Im sorry the only shit you think about when theft comes up is when a bunch of niggers broke into your house and stole your tv. OP is talking about stealing so he can eat and wear deoderant. Thats a way of life, and its a hell of a lot better than working 12 hours as a wagecuck in mcdonalds, so go fuck yourself.
Sure, belive that. It helps those working in loss prevention catch faggots like you. The sneaky stealing is what gets you caught.
I make sure to buy something along with whatever I’m stealing
If you just need to supplement a bit, then a large coat works fine. When you are grocery shopping, simply slip high priced small items up your coat sleeves. When I was a younger, poorer man I would take expensives toiletries like deodorant, and pricey high-calorie foods such as sopressata sausages and peperoni. The trick is to do it when buying something else, they don't expect you to be stealing at the exact same time. I think the greediest I got I had 4 items up my sleeves.
This admittedly is easier in the winter.
While a man may live off of rice and ramen, enjoying a few slices of sopressata a day can really make you feel like it is going to be ok.
>Stealing isnt wrong, its just illegal
Yeah; but the thing is, you have to have some type of relative honor, and intelligence, about it.
Don't steal from friends, Don't steal from enemies, and don't steal from people who can't afford to lose it.
Corporations are pretty safe honorwise; as long as you're doing it to survive, and only taking what's necessary for that.
Otherwise you're just a nigger.
>Complaining about millennials when you're 14 and don't know how to spell millennial.
gey
Always carry enough money to pay for whatever you want to take. If you're caught on the way out and you have the money to pay for your purchase they can't prove intent to steal and you can play dumb, "Oh I had the money right here I'm sorry blah blah" it's good security if you do get caught but you'll probably end up having to buy the things but that's a better scenario than any legal action. Basically you'll change your worst case scenario from "police" to "I actually had to buy this thing I intended to steal"
HAHAHAHA
>The sneaky stealing is what gets you caught.
Fucking this. You'll be putting off tells someone who's been in loss prevention will recognize from a mile away.
If you act & carry yourself like you aren't doing anything wrong, they usually won't think you are & pay you less attention.
>This
Don't be a nigger and don't steal from family businesses if you can avoid it
Exactly, thats what im talking about. These places make so much money and really dont contribute that much to the community. I honestly dont even consider it theft when I take from them. But I would never rob a mom n pop store, not that theres many of them around anymore
No, stealing is something I was hired to stop. I saw plenty of faggots like you a day that thought they were smarter than the stores they stole from. Nothing more satisfying seeing someone like you getting arrested. I especially loved the face of surprise when they got caught. Second best was putting some faggot like you in handcuffs because you wanted to be a bitch and run.
>millenials
there it is lol
what you gotta realize is people have been stealing for literal centuries, ya twat lol. trying to give that lecture on a japanese anime shitposting board and realizing people dont give a shit about your opinion has to be the biggest eye opener you fail to understand
now i say this with meme-peace
kill yourself
Try suicide.
Just practicing a good "airhead" routine works wonders (especially if female).
Self checkouts have scales that measure the weight of what you buy and place inside box. That wont work.
Nope. We would still call the police. Laughed hard at the faggot we caught trying to steal an energy drink when he had $50 in his pocket.
Yes and the apathetic teen or the dead-eyed 50 year old working the self-checkout will !totally! care if you hit the "do not bag" button and just hold the lunchbox.
Right but calling the police is fine because they can't prove intent to steal.
Even then it is questionable. Remember, companies have departments to stop thrift, with every their as a study in what to look for. One their can't get close to that.
>Wtf? what do u, say about that guys??!!
Because no one fucking hires
>$580 shipping
That's where you're wrong. Select a product and pass last point of sale? That's intent.
Want to know how I know youre a larping faggot that doesnt know what hes talking about? Ive been at stores 4 times when someone got caught shoplifting. First off, the cops are almost never called. Only 1 time was an officer called in, and that was because someone tried to steal expensive jewelry, which we're not talking about here. Another time, asset protection was waiting at the door for them to try and leave. The guy dropped what he tried to take, or he just sprinted right through them, they didnt even chase after him, and he got away. The other 2 times, I saw asset protection take the guys to the back room. I shopped around for about 30 minutes, stealing as much shit as I could, and saw them walk the guy out through the front door. Both times I went up and asked the guys who got caught what happened in the back room. One guy said "fuck off". The other told me they took down his info, got the stolen items back, and said if they saw him in that store again they would have the police escort him out. Get fucked larper.
This; most places have one former cashier supervising 4+ lines at once; if done when they're super busy, they won't notice. Try to take a friend to stand as the next customer behind you in line to avoid a moralfag noticing & ratting you out.
Its pretty difficult to go from homeless to having a job. Unless OP isn't homeless. In which case he's just a lazy shit.
Worked for me. I just kept my hand pressed down on it when it was in the bagging area, so it looked like it was just the weight of my hand. The monitor did say something about removing items, but I just kept going, paid, and left.
>no one I want to work for hires
Go dig pits for a wage. Pick up trash. There's always something.
You're obviously not looking hard enough then. Either that or your standards are too high.
Yes, but most LP departments, especially in larger stores, are as understaffed & overworked as everyone else. Gotta rely on a combination of skill & luck.
Every fucking company is different, & policies vary wildly from one to the next. And sometimes they won't bother if it isn't really worth the time & effort to do so.
I've worked in asset protection at Walmart. I was good at it, as it takes a thief to catch a thief. I eventually quit because I didn't give enough shits about theft to stop it..
I can tell you that if you actually look like you're shopping, it's pretty easy to find a spot to conceal things on your person. Don't act suspicious. Don't leave right away. Walk around a bit to ensure you are not being followed. If you are, go into the bathroom. The APs cannot give chase anymore after they lose sight of you.
Your assuming based off little information. Store policy dictates when police are called. 1 store I worked was anything over $20. The last 1 I worked at was $100. Some stores will let their LPs chase and detain some don't. In any case, you will be banned from the store, meaning if you go back in while banned, the cops will be called. The standard minimum is being banned and being sued for any damages caused by your thrift. You can belive I'm larping or not. It's best you do, because it makes it more likely your faggot ass will be caught.
>I've worked in asset protection at Walmart
Kek, you wouldn't think they actually had any, the way they have the greeter's check all the receipts.
Pisses me off every time.
They have no legal right to stop you and don't be afraid to tell them that.
At my local shoprite, I've had the cashier literally tell me just to take it off the belt and toss it down there if the weight alarm goes off the system is dumb and does not recognize package weight and when the scale sees the weight come off it defaults to just asking if you don't want to bag it.
Ever heard of citizens arrest? Never once was I charged for stopping any of the thieves I did.
Good to know. I've breezed by them a couple times, after spending like a fucking hour in line, & they didn't try or really give me any shit. Of course it was always busy.
I know the AP rules for every store I go into. It may just be my state, but not one of these stores is authorized to let AP chase or detain anybody. Some of them arent even allowed to put hands on the person stealing. The most theyre allowed to do is tell them to come with you to the back office, which they either will, or they wont. That time when the guy just ran, the AP guy standing at the door didnt even finish his sentence, "sir Im going to need you to com-" guy sprinted right past. I know what Im doing, Ive never been caught, and I know how to get away if someones on to me. If the police are ever actually involved, they wont shoot at someone trying to steal something, and I can outrun a cop. Done it before, unrelated to stealing, and I can do it again.
They're all plain clothes. Most of them are moralfag security or pig wannabe autismos who have zero instinct to spot theft. There is the rare person like me sometimes...but I have let people go on purpose even knowing they just concealed something and they did not know I was watching. So some of it is luck.
I still shop at Wally World, and I always just brusquely push past door greeters or people being held up by them.
That all sounds like state or other type of locality relevant stuff.
>I was never charged
Wew lad good for you. Note where I said you would be criminally liable? Oh wait I didn't say that. What I did say is you yellow shirted shitbags have no real legal authority to stop a person and demand their receipt. What I bought is my business.
Its always the walmarts in the nigger neighborhoods that do this. As a white man, they dont even ask me for my receipt. I had to stop myself from busting out laughing when I walked right by them and they stopped the nigger woman behind me to check her receipt. "Ay what the fuck?! Yall didnt check his shit, why you gotta check mine?"
>They're all plain clothes
Pretty much all LP are. Wally has shit tons of cameras, so it's obvious they at least have minimal LP. The greeter check shit just always struck me funny, because it's extremely offputting & frustrating, & you'd think a corporation as large as them would try to avoid that since they DO have LP, & the greeters can't really do shit.
Retarded nigger preaching on Sup Forums, go fucking hang yourself
I would buy some junk food so they thing your a neet just getting some snacks
When I was a poor full time college student working part time at a small company, i use to steal color toner cartridges little by little and sell them online. Used to make 50-70 bucks per toner. We always has a stock of them, so i made sure not too take too many as to raise alarms as to why we were using up so much toner in a week. Not being greedy is key.
My boss back then was rich, drove a brand new BMW, but would literally forget to pay me on pay day. Hahahaha fuck you asshole boss man.
A friend of mine had the same kind of boss, but its not that he "forgot" to pay him. He knew my friend was stealing shit, but he was a good enough employee that he just got petty revenge by delaying his pay for a few days. Until my friend got greedy and took a computer monitor home and got fired.
Yea like stealing
although i suspect it's a waste of time talking to you
1/ work harder
2/ learn a better job
3/ learn to live on the cheap (it's not obvious that an American saying he can't afford food really means it, you maybe mean you can't afford ready made or luxury food)
4/ sell your belongings and buy cheaper ones if that could be a source of some money now and lower monthly expenses
5/ look for help from charities, there surely are organiztions that will feed you, cloth you and provide you with basic necessities
"yeah, I am too inept to actually provide for myself, so I might as well take things I didn't work for that the people selling need to sell because I'm a lazy nigger"
I have respect ffor people that work hard and no respect for lazy bums like you.
What that means is - I would always treat McDonald employee with 100% respect, and if I met a thief I wouldn't mind kicking him in the nuts.
And that's all discussion you'll get from me. Fuck you bitch.
So you are lazy and without skills.....
Lol Im not a lazy bum you faggot. I work 40 hours a week and I steal necessities like meat and cheese and toothpaste. And taking stuff from places like walmart or target isnt even stealing. They make so much money and give almost nothing back. Im sorry you think you have the moral high ground because youre too much of a pussy to steal anything.
instead stealing here's how you can cook meals under 1€ ( or less then 5$ )
youtube.com
See
And then kill yourself
you're human garbage
Prove it
Retarded nigger preaching on Sup Forums, go fucking neck yourself
Place expensive item inside cheap item, have a friend pick it up later.
Consider buying broken items like ps4 controllers or external HDDs (not toshiba though). Cheap ones like seagate or samsung 1TB's would work. Also buy the same thing in a store, shred the HDD with shredder software, swap them, bring it back next day and ask for a refund because it didn't work.
Sell the HDD/controller/whatever and pocket the difference.
Also do this to save up on repairs for cheap electronic stuff like toasters. Don't do it at the same store every time (obviously).
>is mad about someone stealing from a place he doesnt own, or have any offiliation with, that doesnt affect him in any way
>taking anything seriously on a Wakandan cheese making forum
>shiggydiggy
i don't have to, you're not my equal, any moment i will just not respond to you because you're a iece of shit and this onversation is but my whim
Damn this is a good idea
Youre right, Im not your equal, Im better than you. What are you, some kind of moral-fag?
With exchanging ps4 controllers, mind there's a sticker with a serial key on the backside. This is why you open the ps4 controllers by loosening the screws on the backside and exchange the internal mainboard.
You'll have the exterior of the used/broken ps4 controller but with functioning mainboard. This can be sold as a used or good-as-new controller at best. But they net just about the same as a HDD.
Another thing one can consider doing is find old-ish laptops that turn on but the screen stays black. 99% of the time this is a cold solder joint. If you know how to open a laptop and know how to use a hairdryer, you can "repair" the laptop and sell it for a hundred bucks or so.
It will break down again as it's only a temporary fix in a couple months so be aware of that too.
of course
lack of morality is exactly the reason why i consider you oworthless and do not think of you as a human with any rights or dignity to respect
now if you want to talk with someone and show off how much you think you're better or whatever, it's not gonna be me, i don't have the time for your bullshit
One thing that I found always worked for me when I was younger was that I stuffed things into my pants (also had a belt of course so I could tighten it to keep the things stuck around my waist) and an oversized sweatshirt. But I'd also actually properly pick something up, something ridiculously cheap like some chewing gum you could buy for like a penny, and then go and actually pay for that. I mean, they won't suspect that someone who is shoplifting will actually go up to the cashier and buy something, right?
Another thing is to do it when the store is somewhat crowded and keep an eye out for security cameras. I'd usually pick an item up and then go to a blind spot and put it on my pants and then just.. Be normal. I was gonna shoplift with two friends once. We were nearly alone in the store, and for some reason they wanted to fill an entire bag. We were caught, it was the first and only time I had been caught shoplifting, my friend freaked out (he could've run out the door easily with no one stopping him) but he chose to run back into the store and put EVERYTHING BACK. I went after him because.. Friend. Not just gonna ditch him. Anyway they let us go, since we put it all back, after they had looked through the bag, but I still had a bunch of items all around my waist, hidden by the sweatshirt and kept in place by the belt that I pulled tighter.
Fucking this.
Wow, i bet youre fun at parties. I know Im better than you, because Im not a fat, kissless virgin trolling a columbian fart porn imageboard, taking shots at someone and then saying they dont have the time to talk about it. Youre a self righteous, egotistical loser who calls other people subhuman so he can pretend like hes anything but. Kill yourself, faggot.
>I mean, they won't suspect that someone who is shoplifting will actually go up to the cashier and buy something, right?
thieves are imibeciles, this proves it
Don't let's forget that walmart's slave wages are subsidized by taxpayer money. I don't think it makes stealing okay, unless you are out of options, but you are essentially stealing from thieves.
hahahaha, i can feel your butthurt from there, bitch
that's good, that's why i'm messing with you, so you feel angry
noone in USA is out of options, it's just deluding yourself