/f1/ - MONACO QUALIFYING THREAD 2

I HURT MYSELF TODAY

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

SHITTERS CLOGGED

Dabbing

digits for toro rosso podium

INCLUDE ME IN THE SCREENSHOT

*breathes in*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

BUTTON PODIUM INCOMING

Stop crying and race Daniil

someone get on the blower to Merc and tell them to stop sandbagging right now

you can feel the butthurt of Ham Sports F1

STILL I RISE TO BITE THAT CHERRY

GIMI BOLE :--D

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH WHERE ARE THE SHITPOST NOW

Coincidence posting is back in time for qualifying

*Record Scratch* *Freeze Frame*

Reminder that Stoffel is >ourguy and will be rewarded for his sacrifice with p12 starting spot tomorrow

How has Crofty taken this Sky/Stream lads?

Any other brits up north hearing this fucking thunder - holy shit.

I thought one of my neighbors was moving heavy shit around its so loud.

Don't jinx it.

14. HAM

APOLOGIZE

cool flag

I'm gonna masturbate so much if Kimi gets his first podium in like AEONS.

hamilton 0 pit stop strategy tomorrow

really gets your noggin joggin

NO NO NO

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"Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got there... Well, let me tell you:"
*all star by smash mouth plays*

>yfw Button wins this Olivier-Panis-style

E X T R A T H I C C

>Fuck Hamilton over
>Get a Mclaren into Q3

Wtf I love Vandoorne now!

If you were a billionaire/really rich cunt where would you watch the Monaco Grand Prix from? So many awesome vantage points, I'm wondering what ones are the most prestigious

I know parking your yacht next to the track is cool but I'm sure there's a private club/bar with a better view/location

>ROSBERG CURSE
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Massive summer storm forming. Thought was paki's desu

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Today
Gimi pole

:--D GIMI NOT BOLE

thanks

ITS
HIS
TIME

VAN did 9/11

>Those """breasts"""
Not entirely convinced that isn't a man.

Hamilton, Sebastian and Max should be forced to retire.

Literally unlikable on all fronts.

is lewis going to blame mercedes for conspiring lel
>u gave me badder car
lol
>implying
haha

>shaved pubes
gross

requires commentary by sir david attenborough

15 grid penalties.

>hamilel out
>button Q3

Is UK, I dare say, great again?

unless it's raining that's LITERALLY not possible.
so? weirder things have happened.

>tfw I remember this

they switched bottas' and lewis' mechs r-right?

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GIVE HIM YOUR ENERGY
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>out-qualifyed bt the teammate again

I miss Aku already...

Everyone please do take a moment to thank Belgium today for this

>You're a real country to me lads

Wait,so how did Ham end up 14th in the first place,is the Merc driving like shit?

In Lancaster/Morecambe

Have my window open and I can't hear anything. Loving the breeze though.

Pretty fucking loud, but now it's sunny again and I'm fucking boiling

does anyone have that mclaren 150 grid penalties pic?

You have to put both tyres by rule

>implying mclaren didnt sabotage lewis' car on purpose

Verstappen will win pole

>Any other brits up north hearing this fucking thunder - holy shit.
Shit I'm glad to be down south for uni. Weather's fucking beaut here

Is Waffel, dare I say, at least for today, /our guy/ ??

>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

South mate, we had it at 6am

i do

yes, pajeet

THANK YOU REAL COUNTRY BELGIUM

Newcastle here and I never even realised

sebastian unlikeable? the banter artist of F1.

Dubs and Ricci pole

yeah, DNF on first lap

c-can you post it?

My bedroom.

It's a meme race and not worth all the time it'd take to travel there.

>Eric Bullier

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love that tunnel camera, really gets the speed across

VET or RAI or RIC?
tough choice

>1:12.3
WTF

Come on Gimi take that pole.

rolling

G I M I
I
M
I

BLYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

undeserved career and annoying.

Same as Max and Ham albeit they are annoying in different ways.

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is Binland going to wonnered?

GRAZIE RAGAZZI

t-thanks

Checkd

Friendly reminder that Gimi's last pole was France 2008, 9 (nine) years ago)

It's max' time desu

Am I back?

How long ago since Gimi's last pole?

HAM will hit VER with the rear of his car tomorrow, while being lapped.

Hamilton got Leopold II'd

WHAT HAPPENED TO KIMI THIS MORNING