/trans/ - Too hot edition

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Quick rundown:
>City sign Bernardo Silva and almost closed wih Mendy
>Liverpool to sign Naby Keita
>Wenger to sign on for at least two years
>Conte recieveing a new deal

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how much will get spent in total lads?

how hot is it?

it's a comfy 16 degrees here

To much on badly scouted shit

terrible thread

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Watch Spurs use yet another transfer window as a way to earn money instead of improving the squad.

No improvements to be made, literally the perfect team, the only target should be to keep all their players from bigger clubs (Kane to Madrid, Eriksen to Barca etc.)

>Spend 6 months drawing out a transfer for some random black Ligue 1 winger while every other club invests in top quality player/s

Real madrid could do nothing but sell hamez and let pepe go and they'd still have the best squad in the world next season

Sell Walker for £45
Buy Ryan Sessegnon, Dembele (Celtic), a Mane-like player and a CB

Fuck off

>done with everything just laying about half naked shitposting and watching sport

Ahh dat dere summer feel

Sell Walker for 45
Sell Sissoko for 10
Sell Janssen for 5

Buy Sanchez for 60

>Sell Sissoko for 10

Marseille actually want to buy Sissoko for £22m but Levy wants £27m

>Sissoko for 22m

Why on earth would anyone do that?

Barca are reportedly in for him as well. I'm convinced Sissoko is just being used as some money laundering scam or something

You'd think a Jew football club wouldn't get jewed in transfers every window.

Like David Luiz from Chelsea to PSG.

Or David Luiz from PSG to Chelsea.

It's got to be, right? Everyone knows he's complete shit with no work ethic or commitment.

MARCOS SILVA NEW BOSS OF WATFORD

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Btw, anyone else who thinks British girls have this tendency to have a face and head that looks like it's compressed? Like it's either weirdly big beady eyes or it's the "I used to be fat, lost weight, but my face didn't get the memo"-face even though they were never fat?

Silva new Watford boss

Kek

Need to see Holly creampied desu

makes sense.. his january window was so typical watford

sells best player, buys a shitload of random players and makes them play nice with each other

where will he go next year though?

>taking up a job at an insanely instable, mismanaged dead football club so that any win you'll get, will make you look so much better

>next job is at the one club that's even more instable in terms of job security

this is 47D-level chess right here

>tfw I got a blowjob from her before she became famous

do you really expect people to believe that?

Believe me or don't believe me, I don't care.

Same

A lot of them, even the pretty ones, have a bird-like appearance

But you don't bang British girls for their faces anyway, you bang them for their massive tits and day one anal

Fucking hell, is there anyone this filthy mindy hasn't give a blowie?

Same

Same

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shes got a weird face imo

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Mendy all but confirmed

Great, Manchester City buying the league is something we can all definitely agree is something that we all want to see. Hopefully it can lead to more memorable moments like that time they spent billions on players, and still had to rely on an injury time winner against a relegated QPR side whose centre backs were Anton Ferdinand and Clint Hill. What a wonderful day for football that was.

>still watching the Normie League

You now remember Financial Fair Play.

>and still had to rely on an injury time winner against a relegated QPR side whose centre backs were Anton Ferdinand and Clint Hill.
Don't forget that it was 10-men QPR and they won by goal difference

>people actually bought into FFP

>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH STOP TAKING ADVANTAGE AND BE MORE LIKE COMMIES

Who will be the most expensive player this summer?

Troy Deeney

>de gay

City spending gave us two of the greatest title races ever

Before them it was just United and Chelsea alternating on who walked the title

Aubameyang for 80 million, no Pogba-tier transfers this summer.

who we supporting in the fa cup guys?

arsenal is >arsenal but the chelsea circlejerk is getting a bit tiring.

get in here la's

>chelsea circlejerk is getting a bit tiring.
Agree. I'm also rooting for Arsenal to increase the chances of Wenger IN

desu i can't see a wexit even if they lost 5-1 again

Instead, we now have Chelsea and Leicester alternating on who is walking away with the title.

So many people doubting, no one even asked, what was it like?

why is city signing everyone it is unfair

Unlimited cash

tbf >we always do all of the transfers fairly early in the window

Hazard £90m to Real

Pep's ego is under massive pressure after winning fuck all

Rumours Arsenal are going on a spending spree with a new DoF

Why aren't Chelsea interested in Griezmann?

...

Elsa is so cute but her curtains are too busted. Sad!

So who has had the better season? Spurs or Arsenal?

QPR didn't get relegated that season retard

We need more /trans/ threads with sexy pics in the OP tbdesu

spurs. their team is in much better shape than arsenals

Spurs. Both teams won 1 trophy, but Spurs got CL as well

spurs won no trophy friend

Ferdinand and Hill were good players.

They got the Finish Above Your North London Rival trophy

they won the 2015-17 premier league mate