Birds getting REKT!

Birds getting REKT!

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well isn't that something

Birds crack me up so much!

What the fuck?

And among his people he became known as Stormclaw, Slayer of the White Dragons.

the fuck is that? a coconut crab?

I'm pretty sure if mammals didn't exist, avians would be the civilization-building species of the world like humans. Assuming they evolved in such a way.

Birds are dinosaurs. They already had their day.

It would be dolphins.

I said no mammals nigga
but good point anyway.

Internets.

You have won it.

such a reddit thing to say

Ants would beat them to it

birds eat ants nigger

I'm preeeeeeeettttyyyyy sure alligators, crocs and the like would dominate this scene.
I would like to see a sophisticated aquatic reptile.

Mmm boy, dinner and a show

There's plenty of animals that eat humans. What's your point?

God that would be fucking terrifying. I think crocodiles are probably the only animals that even just pictures of creep me out.

Literally one faggot that keeps going around threads saying that shit

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all hunter have a small penis

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>all hunter have a small penis

says the 30yo neckbeard

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:(

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literally classic Sup Forums

ball caught him by accident and he was paralized, golfer just mercied him

I heard that the bird was injured pretty bad or something and needed to be put out of it's misery. IDK if it's true but I'll choose to believe it for now.

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Weird thread is weird.

Classic Sup Forums is reddit.
Fucking oldfag
Go back to ebaumsworld

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It’s oldschool Sup Forums to award internets for achievements

fucking magical how, can OP comes with very specific topic and we have sauces

then small penises must be an evolutionary advantage because for most of human existence we were hunters.

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Lol, why did he do that?

Tf is that?

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pregnant turkey

then why don't all humans have small penis' since all humans used to hunt?

you're a fucking moron.

dad stuffed a tiny chicken inside the turkey to prank his daughters

ahhh wtf

cock kick.webm

Negative sir. It really was a baby turkey.
You really should wiki yourself.

that's nasty

I've seen all 3 of the same animals do the same with small mammals as well. nothing bigger than they can eat in basically a few bites but they all do it.

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why waste proteins

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Coconut crab captured a booby.

did they dead?

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how did the dog find the hole?

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nah they're fine.

Looks like a quail or a small chicken. Some people stuff large birds with smaller ones or even pigs with chicken and then bake it all together.
Reminds me kinda of that one episode of Malcom in the middle when Reese makes a turkey extravaganza for thanksgiving.

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Thanks user, I was calling PETA.

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kek. did he not realize what he was doing or....?

Animals that are already apex predators don't need intelligence to that degree, so they'd be highly unlikely to evolve it.

this kills the duck

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Someone said that the bird got hit with a ball, and this it wasn't gonna survive anyways. They just put it out of it's misery.
Don't know how true that is though.

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>when you forget that turkeys aren't mammals and actually lay eggs like other birds...

explain this? were is the egg?

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thats a nutcoco carb

what the fuck?

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Asshole

This a good idea actually.

when you wanted that cock in your ass

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Those eyes
youtu.be/o7KXvs7WJWM

Some species of chameleon are ovoviviparous. It means the egg hatches internally, and baby is birthed. It still differs from a mammalian birth, as there is no umbilical cord or placental connection.

>roody-poo detected

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hooded crows are pretty

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uh story?

I'm going to need some sauce

Also sick captcha

that bird is like "fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck"