FYI The only way to make a personal army request is if everybody already knows about the situation e.g...

FYI The only way to make a personal army request is if everybody already knows about the situation e.g. streamer kills dog AND the police hands are tied.

streamer kills dog? wtf?

Not true.PA request just has to be compelling and verifyiable enough.

>streamer kills dog

...

Streamers seem to make dogs happy

yeah some streamer admitted to killing a dog at her vet. Police are investigating.
I'm The real Boxxy King of Sup Forums I rule supreme here. No more Jessi Slaughter incidents

>The only way to make a personal army request is if everybody already knows about the situation
Then it's more of a lynch mob; not a personal army.

I mean if it's verifiable wth are you talking about?

>No more Jessi Slaughter incidents
You tryna say no more lulz? gtfo
nigga you ain't no fuckin' boxxy. gtfo

some of these guys can code and hack like pros. It's an army

We'll laugh when it's funny

you tryna say jessi slaughter wann't lulzy

Jesus; if it's an already well known situation, it's not a "personal" army. It's a lynch mob sort of OP. The personal army requests are cases where nobody knows about their situation before they make a damn thread about it.

Personal army example:

hi Sup Forums i think my friend is banging my girlfriend and she's banging him for monies to buy drugs from some black guy here's his picture doxx him for me and post it on tha web kthxbai

Exactly; maybe 1 in 50 might be something legitimately worth it; if even verifiable.

I can assure you I'm the real deal

Nope.
Now kill yourself

It wasn't funny
it was sad
It was bad treatment for a bad situation
The girl was being molested
that wasn't helpful

no cobber I will get this place in order

This isn't a negotiation
I'm not ready to die

Our senses of humor obviously differ greatly.
I think it was funny as God does.

>any of that makes it LESS funny
normie

I am God's contact on Earth
I just asked
he shook his head

I'm schizoid psychotic

Best & most appropriate samefagging I've seen.

Prove it hoe

And it was botdf to top it all off.

at 1 and a hlaf in '83 I became a man
the captain of a Russian submarine was considering sending a nuke into USA on reports Russia had been nuked
I had to steady his mind
at 1 yo and full of giggles
at 8 I went to coke factory for excursion
I suggested energy drinks, vitamin water, bottled water and coke with vanilla.
at 14 I wrote Frozen, the plotline to the Matrix and the title to The Fast and the Furious
at 19 I smoked ice and planned 9/11
at 19-29 I wrote every hit song while I drove or rode my bike around
at 21 I nudged the ninth planet out of the way of Earth
found 7 earth like planets near Trappist-1
and invented Graphene
and shit loads more I'm not recalling rn
I am a Great Artist, Great General and Great Scientist

Being this naive. I've manipulated multiple personal army attacks, you just have to be smarter than Sup Forums, not very hard

slaughter can't be spelled without laughter.

I've got a rig now
not leaving Sup Forums
>smartest man on earth