Can we have a fucking scotland thread lads?

Can we have a fucking scotland thread lads?
I know we pretty much have fuck all in common with each other except trying to fill the crippling fucking void with anything we can find but lets give it a go anyway eh

Fuck off

thats the spirit

get tae fuck you rocket

dump some nudes or something ya fuckin spanner, get the thread goin

Hiya lads, Edinburgh fag reporting in. How are yous dealing wi the cold snap?

I've been so focused on uni work i didn't even realise it snowed.

Tried to go to Tesco a couple of hours ago since it's open till 11 and fuck me... Tesco wasn't even open.

Glasgow here, snowed tae fuck spent all day inside, stocked up on food and chillin

Average Scottish chick...

In fact She is in the upper tier.

After all they are considered the British Hillbillies.

Pic related.

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Post scottish nudes

Tf is wrong with that girls ass. Was she split down the middle at somepoint? FUCKING GROCE as fuk scar

minus that scar, fuckin ass is on point

It’s god damn wine dipshit

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anyone got any Lisa C from EK?

Okay bro if this split ass is the best you scotts have, pepper your haggus boyo send this betsy to loch ness

Love Scotland, go to Edinburgh twice a year, checking out Glasgow in April too
Any recommendations for decent bars and cool places in either city?

Londoner here. Been all over England but never been to Scotland, wheres a good place to visit? Always wanted to go but never bothered, I'm into outdoors shit even in this weather. But I'm interested in visiting towns and cities aswell.

Canadian here.

I think an independent Scotland would be cool. I think a unified Great Britain would be cooler. Either way come to Canada and we'll drink.

Dumfries snowed in big style

Please just dont fucking start mate its been 4 years can we just have a scotland thread without this shite

Best place near scotland is Norfolk.

Found the Jealous limey

Sub club is an absolute must for glasgow
best club in the uk by a million miles

Closest to scotland I would want to go, one problem with scotland......It's full of fucking jocks.

can this snow fuck off now?

Bunch of alcoholics.

ur da is an alchi ya fuckin goon

fuck me you got us there
fucking burned so hard

Hey just open your window wee georgee, if you listen real careful you can hear me laugh.

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Och aye tha noo

Samefag, fuck you nigger i want travel advice.

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More snow tonight for us

EdinburghFag again, snow can just fuck off

jenna r
wish i had nudes

What's the craic boys, Irishman here, perfect weather for a pint

By the way lads, any of yous heard of Kaitlyn cordiner? Fucking munter of a lass

Dubs 33,

signifying the 33 words only needed to speak the entire Scottish language!.

If you honestly call yourself an "edinburgh fag" or anything of the sort please please kill yourself. fucking cunt.

Everything that is great about Dumfries in one piucture

Im 24 and I've never seen snow this deep mate
I don't even know wit to do
Havent left the flat in days

Shut it fannybaws

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Kek!

I don’t. It’s the same as saying newfag, oldfag or samefag. Lurk more newfag

Any more of Sammy?

88 dubs signifying the 88 times your da has raped your sister ya fucking halfbreed cunt

Just imagine a country full of Rab c nesbits and Nicola sturgeons before you decide.

I implore you.

lets use this beautiful chance for some serious discussion you stupid fucks.

Count of hands for who's voting aye after Brexit?

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bird on the right is unreal
who is it

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Fannybaws, my favorite word!

What do you call Yanks that have a boner for Scotland? I mean the silly tool types "wee" every other time he opens his yap online. Tries to use slang, and just looks foolish doing it

And also, does anyone really wear kilts anymore?

Saw you in the other thread.

aye but I was always aye so it doesnt really count
I can't see a reason not to anymore but
everythings fucked anyway so might as well fuck ourselves rather than letting everycunt else fuck us

Tiocfaidh ár lá cuntflaps

?

even if I were a yank I wouldny take a slaggin from some cunt who has shota porn saved ya roaster

Kiltaboos I guess. And only on special occasions

Glasgow is GREEN AND WHITE!

you call him fuck all when yer posting that ya fucking reprobate
also yes people still wear kilts

:)

Glasgow here. Who's all been off work then?

Here's some pussy

It's unreal lad, got stuck at uni yesterday till 9, then the fuckers kicked me out, Had to walk home

SPL's been shite since oldco died
whats the point in watching or being invested when its a 1 horse race

Same mate! Weathers braw!

The English have "taken back control" from Europe... Theres no way they can deny us doing the same

Things will get real fucking bad after brexit, we have our chance then i believe

There's 3, fannybaws might possibly count as 2 on its own.

Write anything else with more than 6 different words it has been show statistically that a Scottish person with resort to 'non words'.
such as,

och

aye

tha

noo!.

Due to limited linguistic ability.

Jaysus that's not the time is it? Ah well mon up northwards so

Shut it fannybaws

Then you keep it, and never let it out again.

uni and work, aff both so no complaints here

aye its only stopped snowin the now

if only

Thanks for the minge, been off work since Wednesday.

Mate the snows so bad in Glasgow one of the cars outside my flat has been buried

And how the fuck would you know its shota porn? HM says its unsafe for ALL her properties to view such... degenerate drawings.

2d kilt pics are really rare, anyway

The only 1 Ive got

Meh, I get your point but I just don't see it
I think Glasgow was a bit of an echochamber during the indyref whereas the rest of scotland don't really share that mindset

I haven't been interested in politics since 2014 cause its just so fucking depressing knowing that everythings fucked and theres fuck all we can do about it

West lothian fag taking a massive shite in cauld.

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As is shown, repeated behaviour = out of words.

Och aye tha noo!

I need to get to EDI to see my girl tomorrow do you think the trains will be running
(Im in GLA)

stop trying mate

Need a good Karen Gillan nude right here

no
not a fucking chance
megabus might be though

"Only 1 ive got" aye right you chug tae wee boys ya beast quit trying to hide yer inner wain shagger

It’s a joke, no your dad’s cock so dinnae take it so hard

her arse is shite
thats the only real one as well

knee deep in annan down the road

all cunts fae glesga are soap dodgers

Aye man check out govanhill and possil in Glasgow they're two of the most affluent upcoming areas in "britan"

Imagine living in Dumfries. Poor you

she'd still get rattled
imagine pulling out a spunking all over her ginger carpet

fuckin kek, go past Easterhouse as well fir the view anol

shut it cunto, theres 2 Dumfries boys in this thread

was it byres road tesco i’m on to you

voting was divided between the generations, when the old folk die, we'll vote aye