Anyone had any experience "accidentally" sending a girl a dick pic?

Anyone had any experience "accidentally" sending a girl a dick pic?
I have a gf but there's a really hot girl I used to be friends with back in highschool and I want her to see my cock. I dont care too much about getting anything back but I want her to see my cock because I have a decent one tbh.
Her first name starts with the same first letter as my gf's so I could reasonably say it was a drunken mistake.
Any experience with this sort of thing? How'd it turn out?

Do you already text her?

I feel like “accidentally” sending a picture only works if there’s a legitimate reason it could have happened.

If you have her Snapchat, that’s an easy way to “accidentally” send something.

Add some text to the snap that suggests you meant to send it to someone else.

good advice lol

Yea I def planned to use snapchat so she at least doesnt have it as something to send around

Jerk off first then think about it

this is probably a good idea. She does know I have a gf..
But god the thought of her seeing my cock drives me wild.

Make a throwaway snapchat, add her, send her the D, then delete.
Or keep it and send to more sluts you want to show your dick to.

this is a great idea and you should definitely do it faggot

You might go to jail, this fucking me too movement shit can put you in prison if the girl decleares you traumatize her and she feels sexually assaulted for your picture.
No kidding man. You do that she has proof of you sending a pic. It doesn't matter the context anymore. Accident or no, you can go to jail or at least get a restraining order.
Fucking bitches.

that pussy looks FUCKING disgusting!
like half her uterus is hanging out the one side.
FUCK!

my god you're such a virgin

Only send one if your dick is at least 8 inches

its like juuuust under
but then she doesnt know its me. and what if happens and they trace it and I get fucked? i'd guess my chances are better if I just say oh SHIT sorry right after

yeeeah fuck those bitches for exercising their right to protect themselves from perverts who feel entitled to be able to just shove their dick at anything and expect praise. fuck them for not actually wanting to see your shriveled sack even though you're incredibly proud of it. everyone should be forced to look at your genitals with no repercussions to you because you're that special.

>virgin
So you've only seen pussy in porn I take it. Most pornstars get labiaplastys.

Post it on here no homo

>being so beta you literally accept arby's roast beef and cheese 2 go
yeah not a virgin guy, and sorry the women i fuck tend to not look like fat blown out yeti cow pussy

She doesn't want to see your cock.

But I do. So pretend I'm her. Problem solved!

retard

Neat plan, Mr. Weinstein! Hey, do you know how to get the comestains out of my houseplant that you desecrated?

good reply champ, 10/10
really showed me

Post it on your story and block everyone else from seeing it with captions like it was ment for your gf or some shit, then it wont look like you ment to send it to her but she will still see it.

Hahahaha, you pathetic idiot

No it really does make you a virgin or a 10 year old. It would be like a girl freaking out over an uncircumcised cock. Some have more skin some have less but they all have it unless they get it surgically removed.

Your opinion is fucking stupid and I doubt anything I can say will change that.

ur retarded

dude her pussy is literally gearing up for a skydiving expedition.
that pussy got half the parachute deployed already LOL.

You clearly have not had much experience with women. It's ok to admit that.

Seconded. If she's a Sup Forumstard, your dreams will come true. If not, it wasn't meant to be.

How about, you know, not being a scumbag. LOL You have a gf and just wanna send dick pics out jeezuz. Would you like some other faggot sending your girl dick pics on "accident".

lmao i can smell the fat neckbeard sweat already
>B-BUT IF YOU DONT LIKE THIS DISGUSTING ROAST WHORE LIKE I DO YOU'RE A VIRGIN, GAY, AND MAD!!!!
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Y-YEAH, H-HEH, THAT SHOWED HIM

i get pussy enough to be able to turn down a roast and feel nothing about it. sorry you have to settle for mediocre blown out 4/10 sloppy seconds from the local bar.

Just send her the fucking dick pic. No context at all and then send it your gf as well. That way, you see her natural reaction and you can easily claim you made a mistake and your gf won't believe her. Easy.

Pro-tip: When a girl gets a dick-pick, they show everyone and make fun of you.

all the women ive ever fucked had perfectly fine looking vag, dont know whats going on in OP's pic but her uterus/beef lips are clearly not healthy.
in 20 more years she'll have enough beef down there to start her own deli

>start sexting with ur gf on snapchat
>"accidentally" send a dickpick to her with a caption that makes it seem like it actually was by accident
>instantly apologize
>?????
>profit

Just cos your mum tucks everything in and trims the crusts off of your sandwiches, doesn't mean all women will do that for you.

Yeah, I use that TextNow free texting app and send dick pics to some women friends. I usually wait a few weeks after getting their number, send them 1 dick pic, and never respond back(on that app) and then just go about being friends in the real world. Since I'm already married wouldn't make since to try dating lol

Uterus? Wtf is wrong with you?

this is basically my plan

uhh what?
go rp somewhere else retard

>i get pussy enough to be able to turn down a roast and feel nothing about it
Is currently on pornhub searching through videos. Thinks he is getting pussy. Kek. Gotta stop lying to yourself bud.

Women hate that.

Starting to get a little close to the truth?

well crafted response, witty, well worded, except i'm actually lurking this thread drinking an ice cold green tea
i guess... you were.... close???

i just didnt understand what you're talking about so i stopped reading half way through lol
we're talking about pussy here guy, if your moms giving you shit go make a thread about it

Nope

Closer than you will ever be to pussy.

what makes you say that?

You sad kid. If you haven't had enough life experiences to know what pussy actually looks like then it's your loss. If you genuinely believe that pussy is meant to be tightly packed away then you have either watched too much porn, or never paid enough attention to any woman you have spent time with. I'm not arguing, or trying to be a dick. You are wrong.

amen

Just send it via Snapchat and when she responds play dumb like you didn't know you sent anything.

Then just have an "Oh Shit" moment and say you meant to send it to your gf or something

>based on my own personal experience 90% of the women i was with had a roast and i had to comply or else i wouldnt get any pussy

You sad kid. If you haven't had enough life experiences to know what pussy actually looks like then it's your loss.
It's not my fault you never paid enough attention to any woman you have spent time with.
You chose the roast life, the roast life didn't chose you.
So you are upset the alphas get cute, tight 20 year old pussy and cry when you cant? Sad.

You know you're straight up dumb, right?

Not too bad, but my SOs pussy has a lil roast going on. She's only ever had sex with me. the roast has nothing to do with sex, it's either there or not depending on the person

Not the guy you were talking to but gunna put my two cents in anyway

The fact that you had to state that you are drinking tea as an alibi to watching porn speaks volumes. Are you so insecure that you literally have to make yourself seem like an "alpha male" to a group of random twats on the internet?

Hell the fact you keep responding speaks volumes in itself... Also you have no idea how vaginas, or labias work

kek'd

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Femanon

Just do it. If you've got a decent dick then what is there to worry about? I 'accidentally' posted my meat in a group conversation with a bunch of women I work with. I didn't want to fuck any of them, I just wanted them to see how big my dick is. The reaction made it totally worth it and one of them sent me a full nude shot in private.

Just do it.