Hold up there a moment, son. Anything in your bag I need to know about?

Hold up there a moment, son. Anything in your bag I need to know about?

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not unless you want to check out my dildo

nothin but these dubs, sir

Just a gallon jug full of piss.

No sir! No dubs here!

Shit... look, this bomb was just for a friend.

Do you plan on patting me down?

It's going down

w-why?

Idk what I'm looking at. Looks like 6 testicles

Or 6 balls I mean.

all clean here

No dubs here officer

No dubs here, only twenty bags of cocaine.

Just this dubs ended dildo

...

No sir, I was raised right!

i got these trips

No you fat fuck, the contents of my bag is none of your business.

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Hey ! Catch the fucker !

I'm clean

Liar !

...

hilarious

...

Nothing on me too see. Now let me through.

Niggers arent people

I ain't got no dubs.

Nothing but a little bit of molly sir.

>check em nigs

>Dubs
pfffffffff sin.gles.

check out these singles my man.

Where I'm from cops jack you up and search you all the time!

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no dubs here sir

no

wait bend down and show me your anal cavity

Criminal scum!!

COME HERE YOU BASTARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

He's not complying. SHOOT HIM

Nothing that won't keep, she's vacuum packed.

he dindu nuffin!

>Faggot down. I repeat, the faggot is down.

GET DOWN NIGGER
>shoots anyways

Nothing here big bro

DUBS LIVES MATTER!

Not... No. I mean, of course not.

What do you need to know about? You can see all on x-ray.

yes sir. I have dubs. But don’t worry. I have a liscense

I swear I'm clean

you don't want to look in my bag

Just my AR-15 and 9oz of shampoo

none here

Sir, I’m going to have to confiscate your shampoo you know 3.4 is the limit. I will issue you a caution this time. Please collect your weapon and have a nice day.

just all this homosexuality I've been suppressing for years

>Hold up there a moment, son. Anything in your bag I need to know about?

Yeah, the phone number to my kike attorney in Los Angeles.

If you value your $15/hr job, you will let me pass.

If you fuck with me, Goldstein, Shekelstein, and oyveyitsannuhdashoa-stein will sue your fucking ass into oblivion, cocksucker.

And that's only for starters.

Also, you think your commie TSA organization is going to cover your legal costs when I personally sue you?

Do you have any idea what that will run you?

Regardless of whether a judge throws it out....by that time you'll be sucking dick on the street corner just to pay your legal fees.

No sir, as an american I only carry 4 guns and a couple assault rifles.

And this is the story of how an entitled child got his first cavity search

Its not a bag, its Digiorno

Well, let's see... Sir I got a machete two switchblades and a hefty pound of pcp am i free to go?

Sir I'm high on mescaline and im not coming down, plus i've got 20 grams of LSD in my bag and a dragon 12 inch dildo but not that that's any of your business

Well sir, there's some bombs,knives, and some rifles, but otherwise nothing of interest

fun times

Benicio Del Toro?

Si, senor.

nope, just my mixtape

youtu.be/qhDDB1-ewt4

Only a cello!