What are some weird and autisstic things that you do?
For me:
>i speak with myself all the time
>when I drive my car I imagine I'm driving mecha
>I reffer to myself in 3rd person sometimes
>I scratch my scrotum and smell my sweat
>I masturbate exclusively to 2D
>I sometimes pretend to be a power ranger and make the "its morphin time!" pose
What about you?
I browse Sup Forums
i have a hard time interpreting peoples emotions
Posting copypasta whenever I see a rekt thread on Sup Forums
>Do a live commentary as if I was on TV or YT whenever I cook ;about ingredients prep tips and tricks etc
I pooped in a Crock-Pot and left it running for a week
>when i drive my car i imagine i'm driving a mecha
I make fun on autism because I can.
Sometimes I shit and piss at the same time.
> Turn over bacon while cooking with bare hands
> Take soldering iron by heated barrel because I am too lazy to see what I am taking
> Drive electric kickscooter at winter... At least it is fun
> Making serious decisions by rolling a random number
>shitposting on Sup Forums
i do this too
>autisstic
I spell autistic like that.
> Try to make friends but my clinginess drives them away in a matter of days
> I like to take off all my clothes when I take shits on the toilet
> I put cold black coffee in a wine glass and pretend I'm drinking wine
> I post in OP's thread's
> I like to take off all my clothes when I take shits on the toilet
>curl my left arm under my balls when I masturbate
>yes, the entire arm
>elbow under the balls
>go through a conversation in my head and as it goes on I start speaking it
>When I get mad, I bite my tongue
>Shake my hands when I get excited
Parents never bothered to get me checked cause that costs money, but I turned out fine even though I was beaten every day and yelled at by everyone when I couldn't figure shit out
Yeah mecha is retarded. Legs are retarded.
that's sad
>Go on Sup Forums
>i like to take off al my clothes when i take shits on the toilet
I see you're a man of culture as well
>> I like to take off all my clothes when I take shits on the toilet
I end up having to do that because otherwise not all of the shit comes out and I spend ~5min wiping
this
do you really wanna know?
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when I use the vacuum cleaner or lawnmower I try to make the same noise with my voice and nobody notices it.
Did you ever catch it
kek'd
strong preference for similarity in daily routines, food, music (within reason), movies/tv shows
indifference to social interaction but it can be fun sometimes. no real inclination though. any chemistry that makes interaction enjoyable has to be organic and strong otherwise i could not care less
having to check captcha box and taking ten minutes looking for option "i am a robot"
I do this too!
>flipping a coin
That's winner shit idk what you're talking about
why do you think this is
yes
I do this too
when I was a kid I literally licked windows...
Just tried it.....How in the fuck user?
I will talk to pretty much any animal I come into contact with. I’ll say hello, usually refer to them as Mr. or Mrs. and ask them how their day is going. If they make some sort of a noise in response, I’ll ser how long I can hold a conversation with them.
be 35. When I'm alone, I do a horrible impression of a fake pornstar in a fake high pitched valley girl voice, dirty talking to myself.
"Yeaaaahhh, OMG OMG OMG.. yeeeeaaahh BB, you like theeyat, Yeah yeah yeah.. fuckmeeeee. fuccckkmeee Babiee, yeahhh riiight in the pussyyyyy." "fuck my pussy fuckmyfuckingpussy... Oooooeyaaaahhh"
Then I stop and just laugh.
I run and side across the floor in my socks all the time.
Getting Hitler dubs makes up for being an autist doesn't it ?
Why not Linux?
You should try singing fifths or fourths with these things, that's like singing with a friend but without one, perfection
I still listen to edgy screamo.
I think in english even tho its not my native language
I can't do anything if i think my hands are dirty, need to clean them under hot water to redness
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