Australia thread. Got any plans for tonight, cobbers?

Australia thread. Got any plans for tonight, cobbers?

Triggered

fark all mate, me weed bloke is dry so i'll be sitting around bored as fuck, might try and get my end wet for something to do, yaself?

Gooday might

Aussie thread uses NZ flag. you guys have white stars and a 5th one. for tasmania i believe

that's the new zealand flag though

No, stop trolling, this is actually the flag of NZ.
Not many people know it but the one in the OP is the flag of Tasmania

its a star constellation

I was born Aussie and lived here my entire life. Never once have I heard someone say “cobber”, fuck outta here before I get Hugh Jackman to man-handle you in a polite manner.

Hey true blue!

Crikey you're a right bonza fella, no worries

GIDDAY COBBAH

homo melbfag detected, work retail in a country town i hear it most days

Maybe you need to ask mummy and daddy permission to leave the house

Classic Aussie legend

wot

shitposting, mostly.

ESAI HARAMASUKOI

we use the NZ flag so that all the kiwis who are in australia to collect newstart all feel at home.

Do they use the term in every city in Aus except Melbourne? That’s weird :O I mean.. statistically that doesn’t even make sense :O wow

The fifth star is the Commonwealth star

We wuz kangz once

youse blokes are so brainy

love what you've done with the flag. it's all jazzed up.

nah, just an assumption because melb has the least australians, mostly immigrants and sjw uni kids

Still gets used in Melbourne. Depending on which part ur in

>cobbers?
Really?

Is it true Australians are the dumbest fucks in the world? Seems that way.

Yep that's why we have one of the highest standards of living in the world and we don't have faggot guns like USA pieces of shit

Yeah mate, punchin’ a few cones and sinkin a few Carlton’s aye, ya self?

You got confused with Americans lmao

Hey that's not the Australian national flag, it's the New Zealand state flag you dummie

Wat the fuck is NZ

Sounds like a place they fuck sheep...

Any fags first years at la troobe bundoora campus? I havent made any friends yet, seems to be full of marxist sodomites and whores