We got the hottest first lady in the fucking world

we got the hottest first lady in the fucking world.

'murrica, FUCK YEAH!

mommmyyyy

>Not Jackie O

You must be over 18 to post here.

She's actually a robot, right?

>tfw I can fap to nudes of our first lady

>first lady not even american
>literally a mail order bride
>president actually goes tanning to become orange
>ridiculous hair
>fat as fuck
I want to wake up from this nightmare.

t. not even American, so don't hit me with some libtart/shillary Sup Forums bullshit

First dumb as rocks trophy wife.

hhhnngg

Yeesh. Bargain basement softcore porn model hooker wife. It's like the epitome of white trash wins the lottery.

Would grab puss

Fucking Huma was the closest thing to puss grabbing from the Dems

you stupid fucks, don't you realize what a powerful weapon a hot first lady is? She'll make the foreign leaders go weak as the blood rushes to their penises... giving Trump the tactical advantage. MAGA!

Literally the last one was pretty hot

She got admitted to the University of Lublijiana which is Slovenia's top university.

Left after her freshman year because her career in Paris and Milan was blowing up.

She studied economics IIRC

Nudes when?

uh, "she" was a dude, bro.

Google Michael Obama.

Our commander in chief wears a toupee. Fuck yeah!

She seems like a nice lady who loves Barron very much. She won't go around promoting herself like monkey bitch obama or hillary.

>that's not Carla Bruni

you act as if reality tv politicans isn't already the norm in many other countries and going to be the norm throughout the world soon...welcome to the 21st century...the extinction

literally this

OP is underage as fuck

She looked like an alien

right now. google images. its not a secret. she's literally a whore he paid to be his latest wife

kill yourself fag.

Ugly as fuck

how is this tv related again?

Will those two fuckers get into politics too?

t. triggered nigger

Is she the only first lady to have posed nude?

No, you haven't. You really haven't.

>Trump reforms USA into a Monarchy

Jackie was the first FLIF the US ever had.

Congratulations on your first Eastern European Mail Order Bride First Lady I suppose.

The taller one looks just like Trump

Somebody should tell him to get a bra btw

cant tell because her goggles conceal half her face

best part of drumpf winning is never having to hear about how sexy and/or classy moochelle obongo is.

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who bitch dis is?

What's with her tits? Left one is pointing in a distinctly different angle

>not Jackie
OK, kid.

>Jackie was the first FLIF the US ever had.

Yeah... what a babe.

Oh shit waddup virgin boi

Based Assad's wife.

JR seems to be the only one with an affinity for it.

how is this tv related?

>Our commander in chief wears a toupee. Fuck yeah!

It's a woven-in toupee but yeah. First president since Monroe to wear a wig. Jefferson also wore a wig.

Assad/Trump orgy when?!?!?

How is it possible that he looks exactly like both of them

oh hell no, i hope to fuck they won't
im ok with trump but these 2 are nono
remember the last time we got a daddy - sonny presidents? it didn't end very well

Cool implant scars. Would still berry doe. I wonder if the Prez needs a bull.

How isn't it?

Early 70s commie boob job. They tried ok?

Sup Forums never sleeps

slick back combovers. how cute, they're like modern versions of their dad, complete with manbaby faces and mantits

She is attractive, and can drink like a sailor. That only ups the sexy

Lord Kek never rests. Why should we?

Bitch wants to impress me she should have taken the bullet for JFK

Michella might have wide shoulders and niggress face, but she sure has more class than Melania. That new one looks trashy as fuck.

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>Jackie was the first FLIF the US ever had.

Grover Cleveland married a literal teenager in the white house who he knew since she was 14. It was just before the age of cameras.

His wedding was highly covered in the press at the time and was a huge affair.

she has avatar nose

W. Bush seems like an intelligent politician now compared to Trump. Shit, Bill Clinton seems like a not-so-bad husband compared to him.

Keep crying those little bitch tears you cuck.

She really do nudes?

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>W. Bush seems like an intelligent politician now compared to Trump.
No he doesn't

>Lord Kek
lord reddit more like

She's got a shemale look to her. Like she had a dick at one point.

this faggot should be put out his and our misery

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Is your misery the secret masterbation sessions you have that makes you feel so ashamed? It's okay bro. The first lady is a tranny too. You can be yourself now.

She looked like a fucking fish

You could stand right up against her nose and she wouldn't see you like the aliens in Pitch Black.

all plastic ends up looking the same

He literally married a Slovak Prostitute. You can't make this shit up.

Her and that chick from Gotham must be related

more?

before surgery she was one of the hottest girls on the planet. literally perfect goddess body

this "made to fuck plastic whore" look is growing on me

i think it really hits the unconscious biological markers i look for in a woman: big ass tits and low body fat

That's like saying you and every fat retard must be related.

>people found that square faced ayy hot
Must have been desperate times.

Is Jackie O your grandmother?

I am so sorry.

she's a reality competition TV star

Hillary wasn't too bad looking either.

I hope so

>mfw she is actually a distant relation

F-f-fuck you bro.

Forced smile, Dead eyes. It's like she's a living metaphor for the plight of the eastern european sex trade. Probably lost her virginity at 6 years old.

Does Donald make his kids get awful slickbacks or why would they do that to themselves

Psh, who didn't?

nice meme

Jackie was not attractive

she was okay in some pics

The greatest irony of this election as related to Sup Forums. Trump supporters on Sup Forums obsessively overused the word cuck to project their own insecurities onto others like retarded children with a four world vocabulary. Their elected president will beyond likely get cucked because his wife is a huge whore and he's the same age as her dad and looks like a fat baby. Many secret service agents will get secretly serviced.

>hilary shills coping this hard for the next 4 years
glorious

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you lost mate, get over it.

>4 years

more like 2 years tops before he gets impeached for incompetence

double triggered, its that easy

What are you going to do when in a year people start pretending to be libcucks? Will you join them or cry that Sup Forums was always ""right wing"""?

>mfw Howard Stern made a joke about Barbara Bush being unfuckable in a Letterman interview

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>presidential couple consists of a transexual alien and cheeto elvis

America is literally a meme contry right now