How to become a successful rapper in 2017:

How to become a successful rapper in 2017:
1. Be somewhere between the ages of 17 and 23
2. Get some neck and face tattoos
3. Get some gold watches/chains (you can just spray paint em to look real) and flex them everytime you walk past any other human
4. Make yourself some dreads and color each one a different color
5. Take a shit load of Xanax/lean/whatever until you can't properly speak anymore
6. Make a sound cloud account and hire literally anyone to produce your music. As long as the beats have a lotta bass it doesn't matter how generic they sound.
7. Start rapping. You don't even have to rhyme words, as long as you include "brrrp, ya, yuh, fucked a bitch, and flex" somewhere in that gobbodly goop.
8. Publish the sounds you made.
9. Rinse and repeat. Wait for the endless supplies of money, pussy, fame and security to come to you.
Am I missing anything? If this is all it takes to get rich I wanna do it quick.

You also have to not be white

I'll invest in you, user

all this shit will do is get you some hype on the internet for 1-2 years before fading into irrelevance with your JUST-tier appearance, ruining the chance of you ever getting a real job and drug-induced brain damage

Fuck

not true by the way

>who is Post Malone
Try again at racebaiting another day Mr. Shekelstein

You forgot the high-hats

that's prod side
we all know """artists""" don't have shit to do with that

who is Lil Xan

No colorful dreads and no tattoos
Who indeed

>jews
>white

le wrong generation

Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang)
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang)
Spend three racks on a new chain (yuh)
My bitch love do cocaine, ooh (ooh)
I fuck a bitch, I forgot her name (brr, yuh)
I can't buy a bitch no wedding ring (ooh)
Rather go and buy Balmains (brr)
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang)
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang), Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang)
Spend three racks on a new chain (huh?)
My bih love do cocaine, ooh (brr)
I fuck a bitch, I forgot her name, yuh (yuh, yuh)
I can't buy no bitch no wedding ring, ooh (nope)
Rather go and buy Balmains, ayy (brr)
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang)

Literally who compared to pump

d rose is much better

80 on my wrist 100 on my wrist
80 on my wrist 100 on my wrist
80 on my wrist 100 on my wrist
80 on my wrist 100 on my wrist

d.rose d.rose d.rose d.rose d.rose (d.rose)

what you don't know is literally they've been making music for years but they seem really new because they changed aliases and this new alias just happened to work because they had fans who were following him for years, and he finally got the cash to register a song or two and do an actual live performance that he's also been planning for years but since its a new name and you know nothing about where he came from or who he knows or what he did before it seems basically like he sold out.

forgot about that one, agreed

You missed a step somewhere early on

Pic a original name.. like something starting with " Lil' ", then everyone know you're a lil' shit and throw money at you.

unique adlibs

> did drugs since childhood
> too stupid to get through the 10th grade
> can't rap
> has neck and face tattoos as a teenager

Do kids actually look up to this loser?

Is Lil Peep somehow not white?

Hispanic, I believe

You think someone named Gustav Åhr is hispanic?

I thought his last name was Garcia?

No.